zing

Jesus christ, being an asshole internet contrarian is one thing, but this is seriously not cool.

-- kingfish, Thursday, May 24, 2007 3:15 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

xpost Those guys are assholes, too. Anytime you 'recruit' anyone of one color to raise hell against another color, that seems like a bad, bad idea to me. Not you?

-- Manalishi, Thursday, May 24, 2007 3:16 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

but hes saving you the trouble of pasting his opinions to ilx threads

-- and what, Thursday, May 24, 2007 3:17 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

I guess I don't understand the calls for 'banning' - would this place be better if everyone agreed on everything? Maybe TOMBOT and deej would like it if we all wore matching armbands too?

In the past month, TOMBOT accused me - outrageously - of being 'the kind of guy who'd drag brown people form my truck,' Steve Shasta posted a map to my home on a thread for no reason that I could see, and Catsuppp told me he was sending mexicans to my house with the promise of 'horny women.' Sounds like libel, threats and generally creepy behavior to me. But I'm not calling for any of YOU to be banned.

Then, I'm not a little bitch.

-- Manalishi, Thursday, May 24, 2007 8:24 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Well, rog, sounds like ILX is a pretty fucked up place, but I fail to see the relevance.

-- Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, May 24, 2007 8:26 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

medalofhonor.jpg

this whole article is a gigantic zinger to me and my friends. i use all of those words regularly and my email is gnarls.in.charge @ gmail.com :(

http://www.viceland.com/int/v14n5/htdocs/stoop/1.jpg

http://www.viceland.com/int/v14n5/htdocs/stoop.php?country=us

haha
but, y'know, it's vice

(i don't say any of those abbreviated words! i don't think
and i think it's great when moms say 'awesome')

TOTAL zing to yr email name tho!

Catsuppp told me he was sending mexicans to my house with the promise of 'horny women.'

WAHT

That Catsupppppppppp is always starting trouble. Tsk.

i was at the airport and talking to someone at the counter and said "Whatevs" and then punched myself in the neck.

i love saying whatevs!

i was at the airport and talking to someone at the counter and said "Whatevs" and then punched myself in the neck

this is the secret upgrade code

rachel says whatevs the whole time

^ i know. on IM w/her is prolly where i get half of my stoopslang. whatevs, totes, chilax, rawsome. she adds -y to everything too. from her flickr: blossomy, old timey, stripey, signy, thingy, smushy. kinda how pee wee herman used to say, "mmmm. these pancakes are pancakey"

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c28_1180051991

ive been sayign whatevs for half my life and i cant stop fu vice you and ur friends didnt start it get off the interents ty

i think adding -y to the ends of words is a-ok. a friend of mine asked of a notorious local criminal "why does he have to be so stabby?" and it was high-fives all around

-y is great! so is freakin abbreviation srsly whatevs yeah i've said it
LOL VICE

-y is great!

it can be great but it's too often overused. what i hate hate HATE is the "-y +mc" thing. like calling someone "Drinky McDrunkpants" or whatever. pet peeve that drives me nuts.

unrelated: i just mistyped something and found what name i will use should i ever have to go underground and assume an alias: pete peeve.

ah yeah well anything overused ends up being not great :/
i found the 'y + mc funny the other day when someone used it in novel way, but i hadn't heard it in a long time

ja y + mc

Michael said "whatevs" on the office tonight.

ja y mc .xls

the "-y +mc" thing. like calling someone "Drinky McDrunkpants"

i think this got big in Friends which makes it not ok. or the whole grey's anatomy mcdreamy bullshit. blech

i havent been corrupted into saying this stuff yety

i abbreviate all the time. i love it. it is part of my branepiece. sorry vice

redonk, slockiy

look at slangy mcirony over here

lol @ "sowwie" + "kewl" getting the thumbs up

i think adding -y to the ends of words is a-ok. a friend of mine asked of a notorious local criminal "why does he have to be so stabby?" and it was high-fives all around

awesome

i say whatevs a lot actually! goes great wtih my gay lisp lol

my favorite gay slang ever was when this really fey guy at work came up to my desk and asked "can you do me a flavor?"

i got the y + mc verbal bug ("sleepy mcsnorington") from animal crossing actually.

why are you derailing zing with this

the only acceptable form of y + mc is ____o ____ington

haa remember when jess was mounto goatington

coyotegoate harvell

much better derail:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=inIWj6CU0GI

Also: Take a nap.

to: ned raggett
re: lame post

pls choose at least one of the following options.

a) make sense
b) be more funny

sncrly yrs,
me

-- Josh, Friday, July 19, 2002 12:00 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Link

haha i love how that one could easily be off the very recent "dear x, love y" thread

josh was always ahead of his time

r.i.p. pac-man

didn't know if i shoulda put this in the zing or lol thread:

unconnected things = great
as long as they stay unconnected
-- lex pretend, Friday, May 25, 2007 12:51 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Link

people are fond of limits and boundaries. of rules.
-- scott seward, Friday, May 25, 2007 12:51 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Link

lex does that mean we need different ipods for different genres or what
-- braveclub, Friday, May 25, 2007 12:51 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Link

lex doesn't know how to connect an ipod
-- blueski, Friday, May 25, 2007 12:57 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link

i actually don't!
-- lex pretend, Friday, May 25, 2007 12:58 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link

trusty discman continues to serve me well
-- lex pretend, Friday, May 25, 2007 12:58 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link

i saw him trying to eat an ipod once, on wanstead flats. tuomas laughed at him, explaining you dont eat those, they're for wiping your face with
-- 696, Friday, May 25, 2007 12:58 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link

So take all your “gnarls” and your “probs” and lay them gently to rest next to “as if” and “NOT!”

next to two things i still say :/

defensive

-- RJG, Sunday, May 27, 2007 2:45 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

condescending

-- am0n, Sunday, May 27, 2007 2:50 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

think that was explanatory

explanatory

that's how easy it is to tell

i'm lebanese but my personality is amerrrican. i like america, just not american trash. american woman jabbing ppl and screaming "faggot" in a hotel cuz she got embarrassed = american trash. faggot shouldn't be treated lightly, and neither should arguing against it - because wherever you or i may live or whoever we may know, there are still plenty of ppl living in plenty o places that do use the word faggot and the like to great detriment.

though the plain and simple notion of human equality shouldn't need a medal to encourage it (self-righteousness etc.), still these days, as a gay man, i find it worthy of praise.

-- Surmounter, Sunday, 27 May 2007 18:15 (1 hour ago) Link

did you find ILX through oink invites?

-- sanskrit, Sunday, 27 May 2007 19:19 (1 minute ago) Link

" The feral hog is definitely one of the biggest, if not the biggest ever taken by an 11 year old and Jamison is now looking for a big shotgun and hoping Dragons are real."

-- forksclovetofu, Saturday, May 26, 2007 4:30 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

"Jamison received a congratulation from: Rickey Medlocke of Lynyrd Skynyrd - Kenny Chesney - Tom Knapp & Tim Bradley of Benelli - Jerry Miculek of Smith & Wesson and his Hero's from our Armed Forces around the world"

-- forksclovetofu, Saturday, May 26, 2007 4:31 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

forks getting reposted on the custos thread doesn't actually move you up in the statscock

-- Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, May 26, 2007 4:38 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

maybe you can start a bunch of threads about yourself

-- jeff, Tuesday, May 29, 2007 6:30 PM (26 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

hey jeff, you're all welcome to start threads about yourself, dorito breath.

-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, May 29, 2007 6:36 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

yeah, dorito breath. your breath smells like doritos.

-- river wolf, Tuesday, May 29, 2007 6:37 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link