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"This bridge is the key to our city." said one fictional New Yorker in our heads as we tried to fill this text box.

― StanM, Thursday, 24 July 2014 09:47 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLoqti0lzAw

― 'arry Goldman (Hurting 2), Monday, 28 July 2014 01:51 (eleven years ago)

http://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/more-engaging-copy-for-the-ten-commandments

MORE ENGAGING COPY FOR THE TEN COMMANDMENTS.
BY DAVID TATE
- - - -
YOU WON’T BELIEVE WHAT GOD SAID TO THIS MAN…
What You Need to Know Now About the Lord Totally Being God
At the Beginning He Had Me Confused, But by Minute Two I Knew That I Shouldn’t Have Other Gods.
Are You Making This Common Mistake with Graven Images?
How I Work: Read This Life Hack from God Your Only Creator.
She Admitted to Doing What Every Sunday?
Seven Morning Habits of People Holier Than You: #7 No Killing Before Lunch.
37 Things in Your Bedroom That You Need to Get Rid of Right Now, Like Adulteresses.
What the Government Doesn’t Want You to Know About Stealing Your Neighbors Servants.
This Little Girl Bore False Witness and the Results Will Shock You.
Doctors Hate Her But You Shouldn’t Covet Her.

― schwantz, Monday, 28 July 2014 16:40 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qppNUocRVM

― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Wednesday, 30 July 2014 21:34 (eleven years ago)

fake, car's shadow doesn't move

― caek, Wednesday, 30 July 2014 21:39 (eleven years ago)

faek

― ⓢⓗⓘⓣ (am0n), Wednesday, 30 July 2014 22:33 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVSPripAc5Y

― go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 31 July 2014 16:08 (eleven years ago)

http://38.media.tumblr.com/70ce7d72c94c83487d4c1a1886c043a9/tumblr_n9n2c0PhOI1qep5zro1_400.jpg

― ⓢⓗⓘⓣ (am0n), Friday, 1 August 2014 18:35 (eleven years ago)

fake, a door is never that far away from the toilet bowl.

― StanM, Friday, 1 August 2014 19:30 (eleven years ago)

-PRRRT-

― dilligaf escape plan (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 1 August 2014 21:31 (eleven years ago)

what is that from? looks like modern humorist style

― dilligaf escape plan (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 1 August 2014 21:32 (eleven years ago)

apparently adapted from miguel noguera's work

― go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 1 August 2014 21:51 (eleven years ago)

http://www.izbyshki.ru/post-news2014/upload/2014-06/432955ac30be7ec_1465_g1vuat0i7nc.jpg

― ⓢⓗⓘⓣ (am0n), Friday, 1 August 2014 22:34 (eleven years ago)

https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t1.0-9/10563049_10152268695587285_2388282893502139302_n.jpg

― the late great, Sunday, 3 August 2014 07:46 (eleven years ago)

JustBurglarThings™

― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Sunday, 3 August 2014 22:29 (eleven years ago)

wow thats good

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 4 August 2014 04:45 (eleven years ago)

this might be old but new to me:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cds7lSHawAw

― karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Monday, 4 August 2014 22:18 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qs_-emj1qR4

― 龜, Tuesday, 5 August 2014 01:29 (eleven years ago)

i grew up on a cow farm. cattle are fascinated by music. i would occasionally serenade them with pop covers and they would pull up in big groups. It was my katy perry moment.

― go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 5 August 2014 01:45 (eleven years ago)

holy shit the baby video. I love when there's something that's been around for 3.5 years and has been watched 18 million times and I've never seen it before.

― joygoat, Tuesday, 5 August 2014 05:50 (eleven years ago)

That cow video is amazing

― Sufjan Grafton, Tuesday, 5 August 2014 05:53 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rz5TGN7eUcM

― go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 5 August 2014 17:54 (eleven years ago)

better than stephen a smith already

― go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 5 August 2014 17:56 (eleven years ago)

That kid rules.

― schwantz, Tuesday, 5 August 2014 18:42 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/ZGsB0GA.gif

― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Tuesday, 5 August 2014 18:45 (eleven years ago)

https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/t1.0-9/10593178_10152559255339242_6586214461103442408_n.jpg

― 'arry Goldman (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 5 August 2014 18:51 (eleven years ago)

hoo boy

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 5 August 2014 18:54 (eleven years ago)

can we not have both?

― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 5 August 2014 19:51 (eleven years ago)

give me libety or give me dearth!

― wmlynch, Tuesday, 5 August 2014 20:19 (eleven years ago)

LIBETY OR APPARENTLY?

― 龜, Tuesday, 5 August 2014 21:45 (eleven years ago)

http://i57.tinypic.com/dr9rfd.gif

― StanM, Tuesday, 5 August 2014 21:58 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/ZGsB0GA.gif
http://i1354.photobucket.com/albums/q686/tinyservants/velvvetjones_zps85b18b53.gif

― slam dunk, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 00:02 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDpvHAWBt4k

― 龜, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 11:56 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/oI2TLYY.gif

― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 14:38 (eleven years ago)

lol

― Sufjan Grafton, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 14:42 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/m3FkBsT.gif

― ⓢⓗⓘⓣ (am0n), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 16:20 (eleven years ago)

That looks creepy as hell. Vote no lolz.

― andrew m., Wednesday, 6 August 2014 16:40 (eleven years ago)

http://gleeson666.tumblr.com/post/93843337325/balinese-cigarettes-arent-doing-a-very-good-job

http://i.imgur.com/gzSUW4N.jpg

Balinese cigarettes aren’t doing a very good job with the non smoking ads, that guy looks cool af

― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 16:46 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/NmsPkI3.jpg

― 龜, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 19:14 (eleven years ago)

1. BlueLagoon.com
2. scroll down to the "Welcome to Extraordinary" section
3. the videos cycle behind the text. wait for the slow-motion video of the couple with drinks at the edge of the water with their eyes closed
4. check out the guy in the background on the right with the facemask on

― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 20:25 (eleven years ago)

not sure what's so LOL about that. Mimes take vacations too, you know.

― odd proggy geezer (Moodles), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 20:30 (eleven years ago)

AND he's doing the Prince.gif lateral exit

this man has figured out how to live

― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 20:39 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deTWri3kmec

― schwantz, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 20:43 (eleven years ago)

https://www.google.com/search?q=blue+lagoon+iceland+mud&es_sm=91&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=Y6LiU7-fFNXZoASY6IGYCw&ved=0CAgQ_AUoAQ&biw=1432&bih=718

― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 21:48 (eleven years ago)

I am visiting blue lagoon next weekend to scout this lol out in person. My dedication is high

― Karl Malone, Thursday, 7 August 2014 02:30 (eleven years ago)

when i went to blue lagoon there were like a million danes there filming what appeared to be the danish version of mtv's the grind? and singing soccer songs?

for an icelandic swimming hall counterpoint i highly highly recommend the sundholl behind hallgrimskirkja.

― adam, Thursday, 7 August 2014 02:43 (eleven years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BuhBRVoIYAAqR3f.jpg

― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 8 August 2014 16:05 (eleven years ago)

the blue lagoon was full of elderly italians when we were there

― lxy, Friday, 8 August 2014 16:51 (eleven years ago)

http://diogowerner.tumblr.com/post/94746692863/office-safari-by-mike-ben

http://i.imgur.com/l0ELg1O.jpg

― ╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Thursday, 14 August 2014 19:42 (eleven years ago)

i got fungus in my buttcrack and armpits from the blue lagoon

― massaman gai, Friday, 15 August 2014 06:15 (eleven years ago)

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