https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjEsWj369rc
― Look at this joke I've recognised, do you recognise it as well? (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 22 July 2014 17:08 (eleven years ago)
Fuck that. I don't even see a non-terrifying way of getting off that net.
― Eyeball Kicks, Tuesday, 22 July 2014 19:50 (eleven years ago)
http://vimeo.com/101358524
― go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 30 July 2014 15:45 (eleven years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/kFmweNs.jpg
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Wednesday, 30 July 2014 17:14 (eleven years ago)
i feel like this is some slippery slope no privacy ever shit herehttp://newsoffice.mit.edu/2014/algorithm-recovers-speech-from-vibrations-0804
― go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 4 August 2014 21:11 (eleven years ago)
childhood fantasies of being james bond come crashing down as you spend days carefully analysing the vibrations in hotel curtains
― ogmor, Monday, 4 August 2014 21:25 (eleven years ago)
horrifying
― cross over the mushroom circle (La Lechera), Monday, 4 August 2014 22:10 (eleven years ago)
i suppose there's likely better places to put that link but all i could think is that we got no private speech anymore when they start recording our windows all the timenow excuse me, i need to put my ipad next to me for comfort
― go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 4 August 2014 22:24 (eleven years ago)
sorry to break this to you, but if they want to record you through a window they are going to use a laser microphone. that technology is as old as small laser diode chips, i.e. 50 years old, and the laser microphone is not going to require a high-speed camera to obtain high frequency information.
― Sufjan Grafton, Monday, 4 August 2014 22:55 (eleven years ago)
can they see the thoughts in my head yet?
― cross over the mushroom circle (La Lechera), Monday, 4 August 2014 22:56 (eleven years ago)
through my protective thought-preserving tinfoil helmet, i mean
i figure if they want to record me they'll just give me a contract
― go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 4 August 2014 22:58 (eleven years ago)
also, the signal from the 60 fps camera is pretty low. they have no noise in this demonstration. a more impressive demonstration would show that the SNR is good enough to recover conversations in the presence of typical room noise
― Sufjan Grafton, Monday, 4 August 2014 22:59 (eleven years ago)
if you have a refrigerator, you are probably safe from this kind of eavesdropping for now
― Sufjan Grafton, Monday, 4 August 2014 23:02 (eleven years ago)
What if I'm done talking, I smash the bag of chips?
― pplains, Monday, 4 August 2014 23:14 (eleven years ago)
you make your house plant send the sign off signal, which is:http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--RD1edZ9M--/840535846751927878.gif
― Sufjan Grafton, Monday, 4 August 2014 23:19 (eleven years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/NKBvL3H.gif
― 龜, Tuesday, 5 August 2014 01:22 (eleven years ago)
that's like something that'd crawl out of the wall in a j-horror film
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Tuesday, 5 August 2014 01:31 (eleven years ago)
You'd escape it by running into a room and locking the door behind you only to see
http://i.imgur.com/RXlKNw8.gif
― 龜, Tuesday, 5 August 2014 01:35 (eleven years ago)
ah very good
http://img.pandawhale.com/120614-mark-Wahlberg-computer-gif-Img-2v5J.gif
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Tuesday, 5 August 2014 01:42 (eleven years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/URrpJWm.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/zqCIJyZ.gif
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 21:51 (eleven years ago)
that's definitely lol thread not o_O imo :D
― i'm elf-ein lusophonic (imago), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 22:09 (eleven years ago)
dude is actively o_Oing imo
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 22:20 (eleven years ago)
http://www.ohgizmo.com/2014/08/22/hyperlip-plastic-lips-forces-face-grimace/
http://i.imgur.com/zfYloUq.jpg
― ╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Thursday, 28 August 2014 20:22 (eleven years ago)
NO WAY DUDE
http://dangerousminds.net/comments/the_black_market_work_of_an_outlaw_taxidermist/?onswipe_redirect=no&oswrr=1
― scott seward, Thursday, 4 September 2014 17:47 (eleven years ago)
http://images.dangerousminds.net/uploads/images/taxidermy2ponmfla.jpg
― scott seward, Thursday, 4 September 2014 17:48 (eleven years ago)
those are kind of great! ... in a depressing scary sort of way
― SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 4 September 2014 17:56 (eleven years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvaKfMFoNcI
― the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 14 September 2014 21:55 (eleven years ago)
as a species we have failed
― imago, Sunday, 14 September 2014 22:00 (eleven years ago)
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2768117/Sushi-lover-s-entire-body-left-riddled-tapeworm-parasites-eating-contaminated-sashimi.html
― nakhchivan, Thursday, 25 September 2014 03:05 (eleven years ago)
bleeeeehhhhhhhhh
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 25 September 2014 03:27 (eleven years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/A1gYmNM.gif
― 龜, Thursday, 9 October 2014 17:51 (eleven years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/CbSmAic.jpg?1
― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 21 October 2014 14:05 (eleven years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4OYPiV1GsY
― gr8080, Wednesday, 7 January 2015 19:53 (eleven years ago)
ew
― how's life, Wednesday, 7 January 2015 19:54 (eleven years ago)
http://www.straitstimes.com/news/asia/east-asia/story/wife-chops-cheating-husbands-penis-twice-20150114
― 龜, Wednesday, 14 January 2015 15:47 (eleven years ago)
chase no face has a new contenderhttp://abcnews.go.com/Lifestyle/zombie-cat-buried-cat-believed-dead-meows-back/story?id=28519513
― Sounds like a forks display name (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 28 January 2015 10:38 (eleven years ago)
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/A7f3APFhw5c/0.jpg
“The only thing I can think of is that this is God’s miracle. And I thought, why five days later? If Bart was alive before, he would have come to our homes earlier. All I can think of is that God created animal life on the fifth day.“He said this has been an emotional ordeal for him and his girlfriend, but he hasn't tried explaining the situation to his two-year old daughter."As a two-year old, she doesn't understand any of this either," he said.
He said this has been an emotional ordeal for him and his girlfriend, but he hasn't tried explaining the situation to his two-year old daughter.
"As a two-year old, she doesn't understand any of this either," he said.
― Sounds like a forks display name (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 28 January 2015 10:40 (eleven years ago)
those motherfuckers that buried a living cat are forever on my shitlist
I hope Bart eats their faces off
― mh, Wednesday, 28 January 2015 22:33 (eleven years ago)
http://boingboing.net/2015/06/23/motorcycle-helmets-that-look-l.html
― goole, Tuesday, 23 June 2015 22:44 (ten years ago)
oh shit is posting boingboing to the noize bord a yellowcard
― goole, Tuesday, 23 June 2015 22:45 (ten years ago)
It was back in the day
― like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 24 June 2015 00:00 (ten years ago)
on my way to goole's house to make him persona non grata in person
― Upright Mammal (mh), Wednesday, 24 June 2015 00:59 (ten years ago)
http://concepthuman.tumblr.com/post/122352041992/grawly-vinebox-where-does-the-ball-go
― gr8080, Wednesday, 24 June 2015 18:47 (ten years ago)
you can see the ball roll away
― Eyeball Kicks, Thursday, 25 June 2015 10:28 (ten years ago)
WHERE
― gr8080, Thursday, 25 June 2015 18:52 (ten years ago)
Yeah I cant see it D:
― I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Friday, 26 June 2015 05:28 (ten years ago)
OK spoilers then...
You just get a glimpse of the ball rolling away if you concentrate on the left armpit of the kid in the yellow-green t-shirt. I think the illusion works so well because the eye thinks the ball must be rolling away behind the one in the black t-shirt, rather than the yellow one.
― Eyeball Kicks, Friday, 26 June 2015 10:05 (ten years ago)
Yeah, got it, you can see it as it falls before it hits the grass and he masks it as it rolls off the left of the screen.
― arbiter of sorrow (aldo), Friday, 26 June 2015 10:24 (ten years ago)
*sheepishly removes Church of the Ball priest's robes*
― mad maxwell's wasteland death suite (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 26 June 2015 14:33 (ten years ago)