Damage ContrLOLz 2: LOL Harder

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https://twitter.com/SheaSerrano/status/490172054528729088

mookieproof, Friday, 18 July 2014 17:21 (eleven years ago)

http://magnum-mania.com/Video/Macaw_Attack.html

andrew m., Monday, 21 July 2014 14:07 (eleven years ago)

Been watching an unhealthy amount of Magnum P.I. of late. This is from S3. I love this show unconditionally.

andrew m., Monday, 21 July 2014 14:08 (eleven years ago)

Only way that could've been any better is if she had looked at Higgins at the end and said, "Magnum told me I have AIDS."

pplains, Monday, 21 July 2014 14:10 (eleven years ago)

There's been a whole string of these goofy episodes in the middle of season 3. I know what you're thinking: They're all goofy! But usually they break it up with some serious eps involving Nam memories in soft focus or some shit. Anyway, it's been very rewarding.

andrew m., Monday, 21 July 2014 14:20 (eleven years ago)

serious eps involving Nam memories in soft focus or some shit

THESE WERE SO GOOD

goole, Monday, 21 July 2014 15:01 (eleven years ago)

Saw on imdb.com that it didn't go off the air until 1988. You've got a long road in front of you, friend.

pplains, Monday, 21 July 2014 15:04 (eleven years ago)

wow, that macaw scene really happened

Look at this joke I've recognised, do you recognise it as well? (forksclovetofu), Monday, 21 July 2014 15:07 (eleven years ago)

Like that time no one believed Enos saw a flying saucer until Flash cornered a space alien sitting in the back of the General Lee.

pplains, Monday, 21 July 2014 15:11 (eleven years ago)

huh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVQ0fvsv1DU

Look at this joke I've recognised, do you recognise it as well? (forksclovetofu), Monday, 21 July 2014 15:16 (eleven years ago)

i never realized how much the dukes of hazzard lifted from commedia dell'arte

Look at this joke I've recognised, do you recognise it as well? (forksclovetofu), Monday, 21 July 2014 15:17 (eleven years ago)

You didn't think I was joshing you, did you?

pplains, Monday, 21 July 2014 15:27 (eleven years ago)

how did Higgins know how to say "a life of servitude is meaningless; you might as well fling your worthless avian body into the propeller blades of a helicopter" in Macaw

Star Gentle Uterus (DJP), Monday, 21 July 2014 16:07 (eleven years ago)

it comes up.

Look at this joke I've recognised, do you recognise it as well? (forksclovetofu), Monday, 21 July 2014 16:24 (eleven years ago)

Dan, you have to see the whole ep for context. He is not speaking Macaw. He is mimicking a peregrine falcon in attack mode. It was an ornithologically heavy episode, and it was established in the first several minutes that this was the only bird call in which Higgins was fluent. It was one of the great foreshadows in television history, clearly.

andrew m., Monday, 21 July 2014 19:01 (eleven years ago)

amazing post

goole, Monday, 21 July 2014 19:07 (eleven years ago)

omg

Star Gentle Uterus (DJP), Monday, 21 July 2014 19:21 (eleven years ago)

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view3/3354466/magnum-pi-o.gif

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Monday, 21 July 2014 19:27 (eleven years ago)

selfie after auschwitz

mattresslessness, Monday, 21 July 2014 19:35 (eleven years ago)

http://www.newyorker.com/culture/culture-desk/should-auschwitz-be-a-site-for-selfies

pplains, Monday, 21 July 2014 20:02 (eleven years ago)

please tell me before i click if that's borowitz

goole, Monday, 21 July 2014 20:03 (eleven years ago)

i saw a couple take a selfie at dachau with one of those sticks to hold your phone further away from you for selfies

they didn't smile tbf

caek, Monday, 21 July 2014 20:04 (eleven years ago)

It's not Borowitz.

It also includes this correction at the bottom:

Clarification: An earlier version of this post described the Nazi death camps as “Poland’s.” Though the camps are located in Poland, they were established and operated by Nazi Germany.

pplains, Monday, 21 July 2014 20:05 (eleven years ago)

Where did this idea come from that a "selfie" is somehow a different animal than asking someone else to take a picture of you?

'arry Goldman (Hurting 2), Monday, 21 July 2014 20:09 (eleven years ago)

assumed that NYer url was a joke

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 21 July 2014 21:26 (eleven years ago)

not to fart up the lolz thread w/discussion but hurting in case u haven't seen u may enjoy

http://thenewinquiry.com/essays/the-disconnectionists/

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 21 July 2014 21:30 (eleven years ago)

my girlfriends brother just came back from a trip around europe and the first thing he said about the month long journey was 'i saw so many bloody selfies at auschwitz and didn't know how to react, it was crazy'

a hoy hoy, Monday, 21 July 2014 22:13 (eleven years ago)

Not entirely analogous , but you see that at ground zero all the goddamn time and it always makes me grit my teeth

Look at this joke I've recognised, do you recognise it as well? (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 22 July 2014 01:52 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/5htvmar.png

^^ Oklahoma City Murrah Memorial

pplains, Tuesday, 22 July 2014 02:33 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/54MPq1A.png

pplains, Tuesday, 22 July 2014 02:33 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/LeyUG3C.png http://i.imgur.com/scqjYE6.png

pplains, Tuesday, 22 July 2014 02:34 (eleven years ago)

In full disclosure, I have no problem with any of those, save the OKC guy.

pplains, Tuesday, 22 July 2014 02:35 (eleven years ago)

Anyway. Back on track, check this post out from a buddy of mine:

Christian dudes patting themselves on the back for not stealing my phone, which I left at my neighborhood cafe. Uh, thanks but I knew it would be at the counter. Love you, too...

http://i.imgur.com/gXtDvuV.jpg

VIDEO -> www.instagram.com/p/qpoA0CrE3w/embed

pplains, Tuesday, 22 July 2014 02:40 (eleven years ago)

lol

ⓢⓗⓘⓣ (am0n), Tuesday, 22 July 2014 14:37 (eleven years ago)

I'm still back on "#sad #president #jfk #nobama"

Star Gentle Uterus (DJP), Tuesday, 22 July 2014 16:26 (eleven years ago)

as is the FBI

chikungunya manatee (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 22 July 2014 17:17 (eleven years ago)

x marks the shot

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Tuesday, 22 July 2014 17:22 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/EKwIsx9.png

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Tuesday, 22 July 2014 20:09 (eleven years ago)

love that

ogmor, Tuesday, 22 July 2014 20:34 (eleven years ago)

haha that's great

gbx, Tuesday, 22 July 2014 20:52 (eleven years ago)

thats so good

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 22 July 2014 20:55 (eleven years ago)

#lad

goole, Tuesday, 22 July 2014 20:56 (eleven years ago)

ha! love it

andrew m., Wednesday, 23 July 2014 15:20 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/S0Dx8QG.gif

, Wednesday, 23 July 2014 15:52 (eleven years ago)

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Star Gentle Uterus (DJP), Wednesday, 23 July 2014 15:53 (eleven years ago)

So true.

You are exactly why people root for the apes (Eric H.), Wednesday, 23 July 2014 16:29 (eleven years ago)

lol

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 23 July 2014 18:02 (eleven years ago)

http://sociali.st/

im dying

im dead

"organize the things you love"

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 23 July 2014 22:03 (eleven years ago)

Sounds like another $10b facebook acquisition...

schwantz, Wednesday, 23 July 2014 22:08 (eleven years ago)


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