zing

DJP is a bad man

hope someone came in with a 5000+ post compendium of lex kicking down and mocking others

still smh at

We are looking for women who can play a little bit downscale, less than attractive types, to show that our actor has "lowered his standards" in the dating world.
It's for a comedy, done in jest!
just a of fun, let's be cool

― Neil Patrick Haggerty (get bent), Tuesday, July 29, 2014 4:32 PM (36 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

just a bit of fun, horseface. let's be cool about it, okay uggo?

― Bus Sex Teen Busted After Queef Beef (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, July 29, 2014 4:44 PM (24 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

idk tho too how'd you advertise for em then

― Serious Men raised by the Issues Movement (darraghmac), Tuesday, July 29, 2014 4:53 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Simple, ask your girlfriend if she wants to earn an afternoon's worth of scale.

― You are exactly why people root for the apes (Eric H.), Tuesday, July 29, 2014 5:06 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

:O

didn't read the 'you' as zing there but hey maybe I'm just innocent

Was definitely exercising plauzingble deniability.

OK, is this the worst piece of music writing ever?

iii wasn't gonna do it

Wondering Sound roundtable includes our lex:

http://www.wonderingsound.com/feature/taylor-swift-shake-it-off-review-conversation/

― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, August 20, 2014 9:50 AM (52 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

is that supposed to be a reason to click that link

― markers, Wednesday, August 20, 2014 10:01 AM (42 minutes ago) Bookmark

markerrrsssssssssss

zing!

ice bucket challenge

lol

otm

https://twitter.com/CeeNCrumpets/status/505786173990895616

I'd make longer posts more often, but I'm sadly addicted to validation and if the conversation just continues around it and the giant post of mine gets ignored I get bitter and feel like I've wasted time and energy. I love how basic this board is but in those cases I'd appreciate something like a stupid "upvote" or "like" button as dumb as that sounds so I'd at least know someone read it.

― Evan, Thursday, September 4, 2014 9:35 AM (46 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

tl;dr

― monoprix à dimanche (dog latin), Thursday, September 4, 2014 9:46 AM (35 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yoooo

suicide by cop imo

Getting called out by fuckin dog latin for tl;dr is quite a feat imo

us i o um o i orum is os is

a ae ae am a ae arum is as is

latin endingz

v wry markers

deep in the stack over here

If you're over 20 years old, you have liked U2 at some point.

― Immediate Follower (NA), Tuesday, September 9, 2014 9:51 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

woah sell it to grantland, don't give it away for free

― da croupier, Tuesday, September 9, 2014 9:53 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

haha awesome

✓

lool a+

loll

ok i lol'd

more of a grantland zing honestly but very good

I'll always remember the 19th September 2014 as the morning the UK had smoked Salmond for breakfast.

― Welcome To (Turrican), Friday, 19 September 2014 23:51 (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

https://twitter.com/search?f=realtime&q=smoked%20salmond&src=tyah

― Merdeyeux, Friday, 19 September 2014 23:56 (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

fields of salmond

you have to laugh at grown men sitting around listening to taylor swift
just my $0.02
― fuhgeddaboudit! (missingNO), Tuesday, October 14, 2014 4:16 AM

bitch arent you named after a pokemon
― uberweiss, Tuesday, October 14, 2014 4:21 AM

yup that's a bullseye

hmmmmm

"bitch"

zing approved

guys i can't find my watch.

damn can't even tell if its right twice a day

Mo/r/dy

― intelligent, expressive males within the greater metropolitan (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, October 15, 2014 1:16 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

zung

Bananamen's rights

attempts on nu-missingno can logically only be self-zings

yup

"Phil D" swaps with "Dr Morbius", ruins a screening of "The Bicycle Thief"

― DG, Wednesday, October 22, 2014 6:16 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://morphinlegacy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/title12-300x168.jpg

most succinct 2-man zing ever

gentlemen are we are ready to receive some of the most important lists of this quarter? i can't wait to see how the professional buffs can basically just "tell it like it is" and knock it out of the park with some real best lists of the final quarter

this is a great opportunity to honor the buffs without which are making us hear so much new music, especially with social media making it so much faster, and streaming. we need to let them know "hey, we're listening"

but lets be honest, the real highlight of this season is what we we can't wait for, is how the pitchfork boys will basically take the list season to new heights. it doesnt get more better than this my liege - go get 'em boys

― fuhgeddaboudit! (missingNO), Sunday, November 16, 2014 2:53 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I too remember being young, when sarcasm was like a new shiny toy.

― Fastnbulbous, Sunday, November 16, 2014 8:02 AM Bookmark

perfect.

when FnB is landing zings on you that probably calls for a moment's reflection about your ilx brand tbqh