Damage ContrLOLz 2: LOL Harder

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http://streeteasy.com/building/the-beresford/3j

Flip through the pictures.

Immediate Follower (NA), Wednesday, 16 July 2014 19:16 (eleven years ago)

hahaha wat.

thanks for no spoiler.

pplains, Wednesday, 16 July 2014 19:37 (eleven years ago)

Yeah I have no idea what that's about.

Immediate Follower (NA), Wednesday, 16 July 2014 19:54 (eleven years ago)

wow

mattresslessness, Wednesday, 16 July 2014 19:55 (eleven years ago)

lol!

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 16 July 2014 19:56 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOimTfNR110

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Wednesday, 16 July 2014 20:00 (eleven years ago)

Regarding that streeteasy link posted by NA
http://slodive.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/white-backgrounds/whitebackground.jpg
http://slodive.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/white-backgrounds/whitebackground.jpg

http://slodive.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/white-backgrounds/whitebackground.jpg

My first thought was "why are they photoshopping all of those in there?" until I realized oh, they're photoshopping them out.

There's one where you can see two birds on a dresser in the "clean" version. Hey, they found one they could leave untouched! Until you get to the next one and there are even animals placed right behind the birds on the same dresser.

Very disappointed in the kitchen and bathrooms.

pplains, Wednesday, 16 July 2014 20:04 (eleven years ago)

Yeah I thought they looked Photoshopped because they look like the fake pics in Onion articles.

Immediate Follower (NA), Wednesday, 16 July 2014 20:09 (eleven years ago)

But why Photoshop them all out and then post the original pictures too?

Immediate Follower (NA), Wednesday, 16 July 2014 20:09 (eleven years ago)

who wants to buy that place with me

Star Gentle Uterus (DJP), Wednesday, 16 July 2014 20:10 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztUiXjq5I00

, Wednesday, 16 July 2014 20:12 (eleven years ago)

But why Photoshop them all out and then post the original pictures too?

― Immediate Follower (NA), Wednesday, July 16, 2014 3:09 PM (3 minutes ago)

probably because it would be unethical to show heavily photoshopped photos in a real estate listing without disclosing so?

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Wednesday, 16 July 2014 20:14 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/hmwTfEn.gif

pplains, Wednesday, 16 July 2014 20:17 (eleven years ago)

LOL

Immediate Follower (NA), Wednesday, 16 July 2014 20:19 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/MKeXpCG.png

, Wednesday, 16 July 2014 20:38 (eleven years ago)

s abt to d into ms

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 16 July 2014 21:41 (eleven years ago)

Man once I saw the shovel about to dig into the mounds of dirt, I can't unsee it

, Wednesday, 16 July 2014 21:44 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Klg-dLZxy8E

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Wednesday, 16 July 2014 22:47 (eleven years ago)

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=802569823108061

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Wednesday, 16 July 2014 22:49 (eleven years ago)

I was just about to post the Joaquin Phoenix vid gr8080 posted. You have to watch it with your head tilted to the left for full effect (or rotate the video)

'arry Goldman (Hurting 2), Thursday, 17 July 2014 02:09 (eleven years ago)

"they were sad too!"

Look at this joke I've recognised, do you recognise it as well? (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 17 July 2014 02:09 (eleven years ago)

You have to watch it with your head tilted to the left for full effect (or rotate the video)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkFGPd_-l-o

ⓢⓗⓘⓣ (am0n), Thursday, 17 July 2014 18:32 (eleven years ago)

my siblings and I would do this all the time laying upside down on the couch

chikungunya manatee (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 17 July 2014 19:25 (eleven years ago)

just saw someone wearing this

http://www.theblackandwhite.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/osama-t-shirt-2-1024x685.jpg

ⓢⓗⓘⓣ (am0n), Friday, 18 July 2014 15:09 (eleven years ago)

https://twitter.com/SheaSerrano/status/490172054528729088

mookieproof, Friday, 18 July 2014 17:21 (eleven years ago)

http://magnum-mania.com/Video/Macaw_Attack.html

andrew m., Monday, 21 July 2014 14:07 (eleven years ago)

Been watching an unhealthy amount of Magnum P.I. of late. This is from S3. I love this show unconditionally.

andrew m., Monday, 21 July 2014 14:08 (eleven years ago)

Only way that could've been any better is if she had looked at Higgins at the end and said, "Magnum told me I have AIDS."

pplains, Monday, 21 July 2014 14:10 (eleven years ago)

There's been a whole string of these goofy episodes in the middle of season 3. I know what you're thinking: They're all goofy! But usually they break it up with some serious eps involving Nam memories in soft focus or some shit. Anyway, it's been very rewarding.

andrew m., Monday, 21 July 2014 14:20 (eleven years ago)

serious eps involving Nam memories in soft focus or some shit

THESE WERE SO GOOD

goole, Monday, 21 July 2014 15:01 (eleven years ago)

Saw on imdb.com that it didn't go off the air until 1988. You've got a long road in front of you, friend.

pplains, Monday, 21 July 2014 15:04 (eleven years ago)

wow, that macaw scene really happened

Look at this joke I've recognised, do you recognise it as well? (forksclovetofu), Monday, 21 July 2014 15:07 (eleven years ago)

Like that time no one believed Enos saw a flying saucer until Flash cornered a space alien sitting in the back of the General Lee.

pplains, Monday, 21 July 2014 15:11 (eleven years ago)

huh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVQ0fvsv1DU

Look at this joke I've recognised, do you recognise it as well? (forksclovetofu), Monday, 21 July 2014 15:16 (eleven years ago)

i never realized how much the dukes of hazzard lifted from commedia dell'arte

Look at this joke I've recognised, do you recognise it as well? (forksclovetofu), Monday, 21 July 2014 15:17 (eleven years ago)

You didn't think I was joshing you, did you?

pplains, Monday, 21 July 2014 15:27 (eleven years ago)

how did Higgins know how to say "a life of servitude is meaningless; you might as well fling your worthless avian body into the propeller blades of a helicopter" in Macaw

Star Gentle Uterus (DJP), Monday, 21 July 2014 16:07 (eleven years ago)

it comes up.

Look at this joke I've recognised, do you recognise it as well? (forksclovetofu), Monday, 21 July 2014 16:24 (eleven years ago)

Dan, you have to see the whole ep for context. He is not speaking Macaw. He is mimicking a peregrine falcon in attack mode. It was an ornithologically heavy episode, and it was established in the first several minutes that this was the only bird call in which Higgins was fluent. It was one of the great foreshadows in television history, clearly.

andrew m., Monday, 21 July 2014 19:01 (eleven years ago)

amazing post

goole, Monday, 21 July 2014 19:07 (eleven years ago)

omg

Star Gentle Uterus (DJP), Monday, 21 July 2014 19:21 (eleven years ago)

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view3/3354466/magnum-pi-o.gif

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Monday, 21 July 2014 19:27 (eleven years ago)

selfie after auschwitz

mattresslessness, Monday, 21 July 2014 19:35 (eleven years ago)

http://www.newyorker.com/culture/culture-desk/should-auschwitz-be-a-site-for-selfies

pplains, Monday, 21 July 2014 20:02 (eleven years ago)

please tell me before i click if that's borowitz

goole, Monday, 21 July 2014 20:03 (eleven years ago)

i saw a couple take a selfie at dachau with one of those sticks to hold your phone further away from you for selfies

they didn't smile tbf

caek, Monday, 21 July 2014 20:04 (eleven years ago)

It's not Borowitz.

It also includes this correction at the bottom:

Clarification: An earlier version of this post described the Nazi death camps as “Poland’s.” Though the camps are located in Poland, they were established and operated by Nazi Germany.

pplains, Monday, 21 July 2014 20:05 (eleven years ago)

Where did this idea come from that a "selfie" is somehow a different animal than asking someone else to take a picture of you?

'arry Goldman (Hurting 2), Monday, 21 July 2014 20:09 (eleven years ago)

assumed that NYer url was a joke

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 21 July 2014 21:26 (eleven years ago)


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