zing

tsk tsk online bullying just nagl folks

what are you talking about

i didn't know you were talking about more interesting things than this comedian in here, only came in to register disapproval of that dickish grammar nazi song where he calls people spastics and mouthbreathers. exhibit 9390228022 of comedians being a wretched fuckwit who gets off on kicking down and mocking others.

― lex pretend, Thursday, July 17, 2014 8:08 PM (20 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

btw Paris Hilton has a new single out

― Star Gentle Uterus (DJP), Thursday, July 17, 2014 8:09 PM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

so you know, rather than lecture us you could go fawn over your pretty blonde rich no-talent racist

― Star Gentle Uterus (DJP), Thursday, July 17, 2014 8:09 PM (19 minutes ago)

Dan's already married isn't he

'zing' is kinda underselling it, wanted to stand up and cheer when i read that

DJP is a bad man

hope someone came in with a 5000+ post compendium of lex kicking down and mocking others

still smh at

We are looking for women who can play a little bit downscale, less than attractive types, to show that our actor has "lowered his standards" in the dating world.
It's for a comedy, done in jest!
just a of fun, let's be cool

― Neil Patrick Haggerty (get bent), Tuesday, July 29, 2014 4:32 PM (36 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

just a bit of fun, horseface. let's be cool about it, okay uggo?

― Bus Sex Teen Busted After Queef Beef (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, July 29, 2014 4:44 PM (24 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

idk tho too how'd you advertise for em then

― Serious Men raised by the Issues Movement (darraghmac), Tuesday, July 29, 2014 4:53 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Simple, ask your girlfriend if she wants to earn an afternoon's worth of scale.

― You are exactly why people root for the apes (Eric H.), Tuesday, July 29, 2014 5:06 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

:O

didn't read the 'you' as zing there but hey maybe I'm just innocent

Was definitely exercising plauzingble deniability.

OK, is this the worst piece of music writing ever?

iii wasn't gonna do it

Wondering Sound roundtable includes our lex:

http://www.wonderingsound.com/feature/taylor-swift-shake-it-off-review-conversation/

― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, August 20, 2014 9:50 AM (52 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

is that supposed to be a reason to click that link

― markers, Wednesday, August 20, 2014 10:01 AM (42 minutes ago) Bookmark

markerrrsssssssssss

zing!

ice bucket challenge

lol

otm

https://twitter.com/CeeNCrumpets/status/505786173990895616

I'd make longer posts more often, but I'm sadly addicted to validation and if the conversation just continues around it and the giant post of mine gets ignored I get bitter and feel like I've wasted time and energy. I love how basic this board is but in those cases I'd appreciate something like a stupid "upvote" or "like" button as dumb as that sounds so I'd at least know someone read it.

― Evan, Thursday, September 4, 2014 9:35 AM (46 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

tl;dr

― monoprix à dimanche (dog latin), Thursday, September 4, 2014 9:46 AM (35 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yoooo

suicide by cop imo

Getting called out by fuckin dog latin for tl;dr is quite a feat imo

us i o um o i orum is os is

a ae ae am a ae arum is as is

latin endingz

v wry markers

deep in the stack over here

If you're over 20 years old, you have liked U2 at some point.

― Immediate Follower (NA), Tuesday, September 9, 2014 9:51 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

woah sell it to grantland, don't give it away for free

― da croupier, Tuesday, September 9, 2014 9:53 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

haha awesome

✓

lool a+

loll

ok i lol'd

more of a grantland zing honestly but very good

I'll always remember the 19th September 2014 as the morning the UK had smoked Salmond for breakfast.

― Welcome To (Turrican), Friday, 19 September 2014 23:51 (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

https://twitter.com/search?f=realtime&q=smoked%20salmond&src=tyah

― Merdeyeux, Friday, 19 September 2014 23:56 (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

fields of salmond

you have to laugh at grown men sitting around listening to taylor swift
just my $0.02
― fuhgeddaboudit! (missingNO), Tuesday, October 14, 2014 4:16 AM

bitch arent you named after a pokemon
― uberweiss, Tuesday, October 14, 2014 4:21 AM

yup that's a bullseye

hmmmmm

"bitch"

zing approved

guys i can't find my watch.

damn can't even tell if its right twice a day

Mo/r/dy

― intelligent, expressive males within the greater metropolitan (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, October 15, 2014 1:16 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

zung

Bananamen's rights

attempts on nu-missingno can logically only be self-zings

yup