truth bombs

Not sure that having Asians in the family qualifies you as being able to say anything other than that you have Asians in the family tbh

― 龜, Wednesday, June 25, 2014 12:58 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

a gigantic towering statue, a penis, gleaming, glistening, 600 feet tall, with incredible detailed balls, straight up, and the balls are the museum and giftshop

― Karl Malone, Tuesday, June 24, 2014 4:51 AM (3 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

cut out the tower and the museum, and leave just the balls and gift shop

― Karl Malone, Tuesday, June 24, 2014 4:58 AM (3 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

truth balls

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_bKoAd4YrGgM/TKYjyNsPesI/AAAAAAAAGxY/BguW7r4uMB4/s1600/church+office+bldg.jpg

^mormon church office building, or "cock and balls"

the testes are planets

http://i58.tinypic.com/4r724l.jpg

Florida Capital Complex

lol

florida capital dongplex

http://ww1.hdnux.com/photos/21/62/60/4664352/5/628x471.jpg

coming soon to seattle!

no pun intended

home of the triorchid group

no peen intended

see also: LA city hall

MY MAN xp

xp to everything

― 龜, Tuesday, 2 September 2014 20:26 (

:D

If the internet has taught us anything it's that nerds are worse than jocks when given the chance

― rap steve (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, September 6, 2014 4:09 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

bam

damn

that was posted on ilg so i missed it

cf

Yeah, you guys are talking shit about nerds vs jocks. What has happened here is that you're far closer to nerds, so you see every pockmark and dribble of sweat, whereas the jocks are off wayyyy over there and they look a whole lot better to you right now. If you like I can balance it out by posting all the craploads of stories about American college jocks drugging and raping women and getting away with it. But I don't think anyone really wants that.

― emil.y, Saturday, 6 September 2014 18:44 (2 days ago)

yeah i was gonna say... that's one hot chalopeno

humans are horrible the end

Emily's maybe a truth bomb till the last sentence

I was stating shit based in context of recent events and also years of personal experience was a statement I made wasn't trying to challops or truth bomb just reacting to some very real very vile shit so I don't need a fucking ilx clustrfuck debate abt it sorry a dozen words I typed don't love up to your standards

nah lets continue thinking that nerds vs jocks is a useful context in which to consider rape culture

Again it was a tossed off comment in the context of a discission happening in real time

God FUCK THIS

yes, i am agreeing w/you

jocks are better than nerds tho cause at least jocks can dunk <<truthbomb

nerds only dunk in video games which does not constitute real dunking

Again it was a tossed off comment in the context of a discission happening in real time

― rap steve (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 9 September 2014 02:47 (38 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

God FUCK THIS

― rap steve (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 9 September 2014 02:47 (38 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ums m8 i agree with u

the important part is 'when given the chance' = nerds are disempowered, but when they are given the chance to be terrible they overcompensate by being worse than everyone else

nerds only dunk in video games which does not constitute real dunking

― lag∞n, Tuesday, September 9, 2014 12:16 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

methinks you forgot about ren faire dunking, milagoon.

Nerds are just as bad as jocks is kind of how I think of the message of Crimes and Misdemeanors. Although I guess the jock murders someone and the nerd doesn't.

*doffs fedora* please pardon this most egregious of oversights milady xp

Was this about the Darth Vader scene of Revenge of the Nerds?

methinks you forgot about ren faire dunking, milagoon.

― estela, Tuesday, 9 September 2014 03:32 (16 minutes ago)

*doffs fedora* please pardon this most egregious of oversights milady xp

― lag∞n, Tuesday, 9 September 2014 03:39 (9 minutes ago)

lollll

we need to recruit jocks to ilx so they can be impressed by all the nerds who think jocks are the coolest

playing basketball

coolest dudes on ilx are already jocks, heads up

high5

does the regular practice of soccer & cricket make one a jock

the word certainly contains those letters

lockjaw?

on the bright side, everyone who can remember when men wore suits and ties and hats to work will be dead in 20+ years. and people being 20 forever will just be normal. the urgency to get a lot done at an early age is gone now. you don't have to get married and have kids when you are 20 or EVER really! the urgency to grow up is gone. and the urgency to grow up and do grown up stuff is also gone when you realize that you have 70 years of netflix watching ahead of you. people live too long now. and it will probably get worse. in the near future people will probably be pushing 120 without breaking a sweat. which is why you shouldn't vaccinate. replacing fellini and magical realism with harry potter and the hunger games just a natural outcome of a longer life-span and a lack of responsibilities. (i get called "kid" ALL the time by people older than me. they think i'm 15. you aren't an adult anymore unless you are 80.)

― scott seward, Monday, September 15, 2014

i don't know what that's from but are you serious? is that serious? "replacing fellini and magical realism with harry potter and the hunger games" lol

nah I get his point: all gods dead, all faiths in mankind shaken, and so on.

all dads old

my god does this mean that there might have been previous truth bombs that were neither objectively universally true nor actual viable explosive devices SENATOR I DEMAND THE FLOOR

*is engulfed in flames and pummeled by shrapnel* thanks truth

sorry, I'm so sorry, it was what the people wanted