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that was my favourite bar too. excellent home fries type snacks and tolerant of our behaviour. söök and jook.

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(not me, friend who looks like robert de niro who does not like being photographed)

TONEBOT

we are trying to book a show in DC: halp???????? would walrus or que know anything about anything?

pretzel walrus would be the dude I think

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how do i do it

get ahold of him, like

I have no idea honestly. try e-mailing him from an old post?

tombot u never answered me! it was a serious q.

guys i'm still real proud of my TOMBATSIGNAL.jpg

yeah but ade this is the ask tombot thread, not the moderator request forum? it's kind of like asking the bouncer why his establishment doesn't offer bottle service

dogg i started a thread about it on there a while back and all that happened was one limey screaming at me, another limey givin me a really unsatisfying answer, and the thread bein locked. i thot mb u could do better, idk!!!!

TOMBOT: is your PS3 thread going to be RONG fodder soon/now? :/

I see this thread's getting modded, too.

TOMBOT, I'm askin':

What to do about personal space invader who lives downstairs, can hear his drunken caterwauling. Dude is always drunk or hung over and SMELLS too.

how ghastly

let me guess, nick nolte?

tremendoid to thread

No, dude is way more decrepit than a Nolte. He's more like Withnail plus 30 pounds and 30 years. I just want to HULK SMASH him because on top of above complaint he has blacked out his windows and balcony, hassles all neighbours and caretaker and is nosy neighbour.

BTW I was asking TOMBOT.

what band is he in?

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Chaki: Mother Fist and the Jizzstains. Next!

I have no *real* reason to hate the silly cow, yet I am consumed by a dislike so extreme I cannot quite explain it. Well, nyah, nepotist colonic-irrigating, irritating bitch won't be joining OUR club anytime soon.

Wow, you're so amazing and superior to me, I'll try to remember that next time your towering intellect crosses my humble path.

Sorry, TOMBOT.

lol humble

I know trollbait when I write it, trust me on that!

i talked to andy warhol; he said you're lame

What to do about personal space invader who lives downstairs, can hear his drunken caterwauling. Dude is always drunk or hung over and SMELLS too.

Set him on fire.

let me guess, nick nolte?

No.

what band is he in?

Gorillaz.

xpost it's funny because the satire and the object of satire are more or less indistinguishable

If I set him on fire, TOMBOT, there is a slight risk the rising flames might singe my own apartment.

Also, jail sucks.

Well, move out yourself or force him to move out somehow. At least he hasn't shown up at your door off his meds and requested that you punch him.

Motherfucker freaks me out, what can I say, but neither of us will be moving AFAIK. There's a form for asking your neighbours to check for leaks but pounding on doors and shouting through the letterbox before you've even left your seat JUST AIN'T IT. Skin. Crawling...

minimize time spent at home

Hahahaha, I *am* on a fucker of a deadline as it happens.

Tombot, please elaborate on your posts in the o_O regarding Marcello vs Blount. Thanks.

goddaaaamn dude I just made a steak following your directions and it was one of the best steaks I ever had! thanks!

Actually being completely honest, I think the best porn would just be some hot girls looking like they just got out of bed preparing a full 5-course meal in a big kitchen but wearing just thongs and no tops.

-- TOMBOT, Monday, December 22, 2003 5:08 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Link

^ this :D ?

I got a nasty-ass blistering grease burn on my thumb. i could not allow some hot girls wearing just thongs and no tops to be exposed to that kind of danger because I. am. that. kind. of. gentleman.

i will allow some hot girls wearing just thongs and no tops to expose themselves to me

wearing just thongs = ample exposure. i'd rather have the five courses.

Tombot, please elaborate on your posts in the o_O regarding Marcello vs Blount. Thanks.

It's not any of your business, sorry.

^ this :D ?

what? no i haven't bothered to copyright or patent that yet, run with it.

?_?

ned raggett, "englande (tombot rmx)"

who is that person? ^

what is this remix?

I have no fucking idea who that is!!! hawtf

that was me & ned's collabo for the ILX Compilation. I'm still working on a whole EP of Ned reading T✧✧@K✧✧.E✧✧ posts over my beats but I've been slacking horribly

tom, i need a recent photo of you

for non creepy purposes

I have no recent photos but I can go take on of myself in a minute and send it to flickr. are you going to use my likeness for commercial purposes?

o_O

xxpost - oh, i wrote him. he's andrew m. had a track on that comp too.