ty. the # of clementines ive consumed in my life is a little bit scary for me to think abt.
― jhøshea, Monday, 26 November 2007 22:09 (eighteen years ago)
How is stomach?
― Laurel, Monday, 26 November 2007 22:10 (eighteen years ago)
v strong devours all never complains
― jhøshea, Monday, 26 November 2007 22:12 (eighteen years ago)
in the NW, we call em SATSUMAS. They come wrapped in COPYRIGHT NOTICE.
Clementines != satsumas. Satsumas are the king of fruits. I have eaten 0 clementines in 2008. I have comfortably eaten 500+ satsumas. Daily intake increases further in the run-up to Christmas.
― caek, Monday, 26 November 2007 22:14 (eighteen years ago)
How to recognize
satusma: smooth, baggy skin, tastes like a million virgins are showering you with lotus blossoms
clementine: dimpled, tight skin, tastes like cheap cologne and fried chicken
― caek, Monday, 26 November 2007 22:16 (eighteen years ago)
500+ future eaten satsumas whoa
― rrrobyn, Monday, 26 November 2007 22:20 (eighteen years ago)
Britain is one year ahead.
― caek, Monday, 26 November 2007 22:22 (eighteen years ago)
Also I have had two beers and am writing paper for publication in 2008 and my mind is weeping.
― caek, Monday, 26 November 2007 22:23 (eighteen years ago)
clementines are better tho
― jhøshea, Monday, 26 November 2007 22:29 (eighteen years ago)
i have only eaten half a v small apple, 4 fresh dates and a v small tomato, fruitwise, and i don't even call tomatoes fruit so that doesn't really count i gotta up my game for 2008
― rrrobyn, Monday, 26 November 2007 22:29 (eighteen years ago)
I may start satsumas.xls for 2008.
― caek, Monday, 26 November 2007 22:33 (eighteen years ago)
actually that is retarded
― caek, Monday, 26 November 2007 22:35 (eighteen years ago)
hah
― jhøshea, Monday, 26 November 2007 22:35 (eighteen years ago)
wait what abt a thread?
I clipped about 60 satsumas from my aunt jewell's tree last week shook down about three dozen pecans, too and held a grasshopper in my hand who was as long as my index finger
― El Tomboto, Monday, 26 November 2007 22:37 (eighteen years ago)
wow, can I visit?
― caek, Monday, 26 November 2007 22:42 (eighteen years ago)
How many poops have you guys done today?
i ate 4 apples (fuji)
― elmo argonaut, Monday, 26 November 2007 23:35 (eighteen years ago)
sorry I killed your thread with poop-chat, jhoshea.
You and I should see you can eat the most citrus in 2008, you or I.
― caek, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 01:41 (eighteen years ago)
or you
― jergïns, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 01:43 (eighteen years ago)
u never no
― caek, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 01:51 (eighteen years ago)
i had 3 today. only thing i like about the holiday season are clementines.
― homosexual II, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 03:28 (eighteen years ago)
they sell mangosteen powder at the veg market across the street from me. i'm sure this is -9874398w74645 times as good as the real thing
― bell_labs, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 03:30 (eighteen years ago)
ch0wh0und has some mangosteen obsessives. they occasionally post alert threads to let others know that smuggled fruits are available in chinatown somewhere. if you really want them, it would probably be worth checking searching the manhattan board during mangosteen season.
― lauren, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 15:22 (eighteen years ago)
ok thx 4 the tip!
ceka - challenge accepted!
clementine total today: 0
― jhøshea, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 15:24 (eighteen years ago)
Today: three satsumas so far
― caek, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 17:19 (eighteen years ago)
Only 2, I finished off the crate this morning. I probably ate 10 yesterday.
― nickalicious, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 17:31 (eighteen years ago)
2.
― caek, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 14:47 (eighteen years ago)
yesterday 2 clementines lined up for today 2 clementines
― dmr, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 16:50 (eighteen years ago)
anyone want to bring me some
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 17:15 (eighteen years ago)
2
― jhøshea, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 17:16 (eighteen years ago)
so far this season: 1 crate, 2 bags.
4 if i eat enough can i ward off the flu?
― bell_labs, Sunday, 13 January 2008 01:58 (eighteen years ago)
satsuma season pretty much over in Europe ;_;
― caek, Sunday, 13 January 2008 14:56 (eighteen years ago)
also, bell_labs, you may rely on it
― caek, Sunday, 13 January 2008 14:57 (eighteen years ago)
i haven't had any yet this year :(
― gbx, Sunday, 13 January 2008 16:06 (eighteen years ago)
i got 4lbs at fairway this afternoon. i'll be surprised if they make it past wednesday.
― lauren, Monday, 14 January 2008 00:30 (eighteen years ago)
the california cuties clementines logo is ridiculously.... cute
http://www.sunpacific.com/images/clementines.gif
― jaxon, Monday, 14 January 2008 00:37 (eighteen years ago)
http://nedraggett.wordpress.com/2008/01/14/a-quick-word-about-minneolas/
― caek, Monday, 14 January 2008 21:58 (eighteen years ago)
i had a blood orange today
― bell_labs, Monday, 14 January 2008 22:03 (eighteen years ago)
none
― stevienixed, Monday, 14 January 2008 22:31 (eighteen years ago)
I bought 2 kilos from waitrose today. But haven't eaten any cause I made brownies.
― G00blar, Monday, 14 January 2008 22:52 (eighteen years ago)
― jhøshea, Monday, 14 January 2008 22:53 (eighteen years ago)
terrible thread.
― chaki, Monday, 14 January 2008 22:57 (eighteen years ago)
stfu chak
― jhøshea, Monday, 14 January 2008 22:57 (eighteen years ago)
no u stfu, orangeass
― chaki, Monday, 14 January 2008 23:32 (eighteen years ago)
omg, do NOT google image search for "orange ass"
― jaxon, Monday, 14 January 2008 23:36 (eighteen years ago)
lolololol jaxon
― J0rdan S., Monday, 14 January 2008 23:44 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.photochopz.com/forum/images/smilies/hitit.gif
― chaki, Monday, 14 January 2008 23:59 (eighteen years ago)
i put 3 in my bag this morning but they all look like the have teh pox. kind of like someone dotted them with sharpie all over the outside. maybe the inside will still be ok?
― bell_labs, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 15:34 (eighteen years ago)
only had 1 left, poor performance unless i can get to the store later
― ciderpress, Thursday, 26 September 2019 16:48 (six years ago)