WHOIS: THE JAYMC UNDOES YOUR BRA(H) THRED

ah yes amanda bynes (strokes chin) formally inventive selfies (strokes chin) serious use of contrast and flash (strokes chin) extremely "close-up" (strokes penis) indiscernable features (strokes balls) performance artist (strokes taint) (ejaculates)

― ienjoyhotdogs, Friday, April 26, 2013 10:06 PM

*STROKES BEARD*

― idontknowanythingabouttechnlolgeez (waterface), Friday, May 2, 2014 11:54 AM

lolz

waterface and Treeship, more like wasteofspace and Tweeshit

― ienjoyhotdogs, Thursday, July 11, 2013 5:46 PM

i am waterface

― ienjoyhotdogs, Monday, July 15, 2013 4:23 PM

more like waterfaced

― ienjoyhotdogs, Friday, May 2, 2014 12:15 PM

more like whataphase(mr.queisgoingthrough)

― ienjoyhotdogs, Friday, May 2, 2014 12:20 PM

more like 'this is farty'

― ienjoyhotdogs, Monday, April 15, 2013 1:58 PM

more like magna farta holey fail

― ienjoyhotdogs, Monday, June 17, 2013 2:23 PM

more like fartcade dire

― ienjoyhotdogs, Wednesday, September 11, 2013 3:55 PM

more like fartcade dire

― ienjoyhotdogs, Wednesday, October 30, 2013 12:19 PM

the big reveal here is that markers is waterface

no, the big reveal is that you are markers

shh im setting it up

Hey markers. Listen, I know you're happy to have people on your side about the waterface thing, but it's probably time to chill out about it. Whether or not waterface is who you think he is, he seems to have gotten off your back, AFAIK, which was your real gripe. You continuing to dig and dig in on him is not a good look.

you didn't tell him to stop in 2010, i'm not stopping now

so go away

LOL no.

sorry markers we are not currently accepting audition tapes for the internet hardman thread

this markers grudge... is permanent

http://i.imgur.com/J1OV5kA.jpg

nice

listened to world gone wrong last night as i was falling asleep, dreamt i was waterface

or was dlh the dream?

http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2012/067/4/0/link_and_the_wind_fish_by_sangel99-d4qzsbg.jpg

^^^ gets it

did I ever mention I got about an hour into a web browser extension that'd list possible other display names for users next to posts? problem being that it was only learning post style from threads I went to because I didn't feel like datamining ilx

hahaha.

did it work at all?

like I said, I put an hour into it and didn't finish anything

maybe if it's rainy sometime this week and I am not sitting on the porch drinking negronis

WHOIS: negronis

i don't drink so i don't even know what that is

1/3 campari, 1/3 gin, 1/3 sweet vermouth

it's really hard to drink enough of them to get drunk, I will tell you that

once you've has a negroni, you never go back

darragh just changed my life with that image

ex-bartender so i was being facetious as per ?negroni? but that is a drink of people who like to be a bit blitzed without fear of getting smashed, yes
spectacularly unpleasant tasting imo

(a lot of places around here are serving them in glasses that have had absinthe swirled in them, which rules)

i had like half a corona at the border cafe in hs in 2009

how do you go to the Border and not get a margarita

I wonder if swirling pernod would have a similar effect

did I mention I still have a lot of random-ass liquor available after my cocktail party? I really should make a list and have ilx concoct drinks

not jjj/fluffy bear-style though

i got so excited between your first and 2nd lines there

negronis are great

ok, in that style, I give up

jabronis, however

every time i've had one i've felt on the verge of liking it with about 1/4 left

... xp

i live to serve, hoos

i got campari left over after a cocktail party, it will never be done, stuff is awful

and the taste is essentially undilutable afaict, if a shark can hone in on a drop of blood in a million, a bottle of this shit would clear the ocean swiftish

I was thirsty for a drink a few weeks back and all I could find was sweet vermouth and bitters. Let me just say, a manhattan sure tastes a lot better with the whiskey in.

as does coffee, lemee tell you there's a mistake i wont make again in a hurry

i had a jabroni at a cocktail party once and let me tell you

he could not smell what was cookin

that got weird at the end

how was the middle part for you?

Jabroni
A Jabroni is someone who sucks. Jabroni's are often inferior in skills such as light-sabering, dancing, or playing video games. Jabroni's can not make decent cocktails.

i am mr. que

i'm not a fucking hot dog what the fuck

i'm looking forward to the reveal that waterface is markers