dirt bag style

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u_u

they not dead, them doggies just sleepin

at least i hope so, because otherwise some dude sent me an unsolicited burned cd with photos of dead dogs on it

Ever hit someone's parked car and not left a note?

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/upcoming_date_only_thing_between

this is real f***ing talk

i had organic brown rice, carrot & cilantro salad and grilled tamari tofu and onions for dinner.

hooray marriage

oh and raw salad greens and chopped radishes in miso

OTOH wife is total slob when it comes to laundry and clothes

my closet looks like this, from left to right

black tech jackets
black non-tech jackets
navy non-tech jackets
black hoodies
charcoal hoodies
navy hoodies
black sweaters
navy sweaters
black cardigans
navy cardigans
grey jackets
grey hoodies
grey cardigans
work shirts and flannels, tonally organized from black to charcoal to navy to green to blue and red flannels
short sleeve shirts, tonally organized from black to navy to grey to off-whites
white long sleeve dress shirts (i have like ten)
blue long sleeve dress shirts (first stripes, then ginghams, then solids, each tonally organized from lightest to darkest)
black long sleeve dress shirts
plaid long sleeve shirts in reds and greens
jeans

and then the shoes are arranged in original boxes, neat piles by brand: adidas / vans / nike

socks and underwear in separate baskets on top, ties divided by fabric

wifes closet looks like that part of that begnini movie "life is beautiful" when he rounds the corner and finds the huge pile of dead bodies, except it's clothes. this pile spills into the bedroom.

you might be looking for the "professional nerd style" thread?
i kid, i kid. i love.

but i've been goin commando for two days now cuz i've managed to neither get my laundry together nor buy more underwears.

OTOH wife is total slob when it comes to laundry and clothes

my closet looks like this, from left to right

...000...
...000...
...000...
....0....
__SHDRZ__
__CHEZT__
__CHEZT__
__CHEZT__
__CHEZT__
__CHEZT__
__CHEZT__
__CHEZT__
__PANTZ__
__PANTZ__
__PANTZ__
__PANTZ__
__PANTZ__
__PANTZ__
__PANTZ__
__PANTZ__
__PANTZ__
__PANTZ__
__SHOEZ__
__SHOEZ__

― moonship journey to baja, Wednesday, March 4, 2009 10:50 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

this would be lol if you didn't have his and hers closets

what does your zing mean ethan

i dont think it's a zing - it's the refrain from the song "wipe me down" - "SHOULDERS/CHEST/PANTS/SHOES" - so i think it's an obtuse joke about your organized closet

that post he attributed to you is an old luriqua post tho

you should be honored tbh

dirtbag style in the world

que romantico

I woke up on a thursday morning to find 6 tallies of busch ice littering my bedroom floor and a half-smoked cigarette sitting in a bottle cap on my dresser....I'm really glad I saved that

My cat pukes up hairballs so much that sometimes I can't be bothered to clean them up until they have dried.

It's probably easier to clean them up then anyway. You're just saving yourself some work.

ty

Side view mirror on my car is held in place with packing tape.

my car passsed the national car test, with a sticky note on the results page recommending a wash

My cat pukes up hairballs so much that sometimes I can't be bothered to clean them up until they have dried.

― roxymuzak, Tuesday, May 4, 2010 3:12 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark

oh god i know how that is!

now that my kitty's shedding her winter coat, she's licking up more hair and thus producing more hairballs. yechh.

also i am shirtless right now bwhahahaha

one time I passed a car wash fundraiser, and one of the dudes running it looks at me sitting in my car and yells out "YOU NEED YOUR CAR WASHED, BRO!" which I couldn't even argue against and I turned to go into it

i stopped cleaning my ears after reading about how it's not good/neccessary. still doesn't feel right

I just cock each ear up to the shower and let the water run through the inside of it instead of using qtips. can't abide by earwax

my ears start to itch if i don't clean them

^^^

You can clean the outside area and just inside the ear canal with a q-tip but don't push it far into the ear canal or you could puncture your eardrum. I have a punctured eardrum (from something else) and believe me, it's not fun.

I have a punctured eardrum (from something else)

the mod of TMI has spoken.....

hmmmmmmmm I don't know if I want to contribute to this thread

my bathtub is very dirty

when they shut down my flushing water supply earlier this year for a month I would only flush the toilet in my flat twice a day - once before a number 2 and once after

it's ok, flushing every time is a waste of water

Agreed. You don't need to pee into a bowl full of water, you just need a rinse when you're done, basically. The different flushes for #1 and #2 people are onto something.

i got one of those bleach+blue tabs for my toilet bowl and then i was immediately afraid that my cat would drink the water. it says the water isnt harmful to pets on the thing, but how can it be effective at bleaching and also not harmful to a cat's innards? anyway, all my contribs to this thread would be pet-related and car-related, i keep my actual apartment pretty clean (except for waiting to clean up the hairballs)

on that note i am cleaning out my car for the first time since moving to this apartment (Feb 2009) and i found an entire box of cds and books that I never moved in, and a tupperware full of lunch from ages past

You have a thing you put in your toilet?? Pretty sure that's the opposite of dirt bag!

My toilet bowl is full of black streaks/specks that I think are mildew?? Weirdly enough it's not showing any other signs of erm, use, it's perfectly clean and white otherwise, but the mildew colony is going to be drawing up a Declaration of the Rights of Spores any day now.

PS: people drink chlorinated water all the time from any municipal water supply, so your cat's innards should be at least as safe as yours...?

at any rate, i am keeping the toilet lid shut 24/7 now lest he poison himself. yeah, the toilet bowl drop-in thing was not meant to be dirt bag; as i said, i keep my apartment very clean. all my dirtbaggery is car-related, and a result of pet ownership (stuff like everything i wear being covered in cat hair)

if i had a camera i would post pix of my laundry pile to this thread.

I'm actually pretty neat in my apt. My car is where it all goes to hell sometimes but I'm trying to be better about that.

I'm trying to start taking one item in from my car every time i leave it to go into my house

oh hey that is kind of an awesome idea that i might try!

i probably read that tip on some bullshit oprah magazine or something

but it does work