WHOIS: THE JAYMC UNDOES YOUR BRA(H) THRED

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ILX is just like showbiz being high school with money, except w/out money.

images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Friday, 2 May 2014 16:48 (twelve years ago)

french stewart is...jaymc: fart detective

balls, Friday, 2 May 2014 16:49 (twelve years ago)

would watch if on netflix

the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 2 May 2014 16:50 (twelve years ago)

also suspect there have been more than two ppl on ilx who have read dfw, didn't get finnegans wake, and have made fart jokes

― balls, Friday, May 2, 2014 11:01 AM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Both Mr. Que and waterface...

Like: Pavement, Replacements, Bob Dylan, Neil Young (esp. Tonight's The Night), vinyl records in general, David Foster Wallace ... and I think maybe also R.E.M. and Franz Kafka
Dislike/don't get: Paul Simon, Vampire Weekend, Ulysses, Middlemarch, Rick Moody

jaymc, Friday, 2 May 2014 16:50 (twelve years ago)

hulu+ original series

balls, Friday, 2 May 2014 16:51 (twelve years ago)

I mean, I guess that a lot of people could share that particular constellation of tastes, but it's an ~interesting~ alignment.

jaymc, Friday, 2 May 2014 16:53 (twelve years ago)

the inner product of mr. que and waterface is fart

the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 2 May 2014 16:54 (twelve years ago)

is there a free web accessible version of that program they use to match syntax, etc the way they outed joe klein as anonymous back in the day? that's a stronger case by jaymc but i'm still not sure it really changed yr p that much on a chi-square.

balls, Friday, 2 May 2014 16:58 (twelve years ago)

http://www.utpsyc.org/synch/input.php

how's life, Friday, 2 May 2014 17:00 (twelve years ago)

(I can't speak to how well that works)

how's life, Friday, 2 May 2014 17:01 (twelve years ago)

well this thread is a gas

wat is teh waht (s.clover), Friday, 2 May 2014 17:05 (twelve years ago)

a long time ago, markers claimed that mr. que "couldn't ad-lib a fart after a baked-bean dinner" and here we are

the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 2 May 2014 17:10 (twelve years ago)

thats p good

purposely lend impetus to my HOOS (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 2 May 2014 17:13 (twelve years ago)

anyway, it's a really nice day out and i have a banana, so i'm done here.
― markers, Friday, May 2, 2014 3:33 PM

this is an "i have ahot bass chick waiting in bed for me" level classic post and deserves not to go unnoticed

sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu), Friday, 2 May 2014 17:50 (twelve years ago)

baked beans line at least as old as Johnny Carson on Chevy Chase

images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Friday, 2 May 2014 17:51 (twelve years ago)

yeah, that's what I was quoting

the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 2 May 2014 17:53 (twelve years ago)

thought you might know the source, good dr.

the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 2 May 2014 17:53 (twelve years ago)

medium talent post imo

balls, Friday, 2 May 2014 17:54 (twelve years ago)

glad to hear that i'm improving!

the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 2 May 2014 17:57 (twelve years ago)

but balls, i would go head-to-head with you in a heartbeat. just name the time and the cylindrical container or nutsack.

the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 2 May 2014 17:59 (twelve years ago)

bmw hq in munich, fifteen minutes from now

balls, Friday, 2 May 2014 18:00 (twelve years ago)

lol

the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 2 May 2014 18:01 (twelve years ago)

this is an "i have ahot bass chick waiting in bed for me" level classic post and deserves not to go unnoticed

n

mookieproof, Friday, 2 May 2014 18:16 (twelve years ago)

y

sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu), Friday, 2 May 2014 18:18 (twelve years ago)

reading this thread makes me feel world weary

Aimless, Friday, 2 May 2014 18:40 (twelve years ago)

did we ever find out whose sock was james franco?

i like(d) both mr que and waterface

sarahell, Friday, 2 May 2014 18:59 (twelve years ago)

treeship is james franco
or james franco is treeship, I forget

a strange man (mh), Friday, 2 May 2014 19:01 (twelve years ago)

^ gets it

Aimless, Friday, 2 May 2014 19:02 (twelve years ago)

water, 'ship, down

clouds, Friday, 2 May 2014 19:05 (twelve years ago)

“If you don't love me, it does not matter, anyway I can love for both of us”

....... (waterface), Friday, 2 May 2014 19:08 (twelve years ago)

if mr que is posting here as someone else or just lurking, i want to belatedly apology that i kept calling him senor what -- it was a really tedious joke.

sarahell, Friday, 2 May 2014 19:14 (twelve years ago)

“Life is too short, and the time we waste in yawning never can be regained”

....... (waterface), Friday, 2 May 2014 19:14 (twelve years ago)

i like(d) both mr que and waterface

then at least in this instance you have a bad taste in posters

markers, Friday, 2 May 2014 19:26 (twelve years ago)

i was legitimately out getting lunch and then going for a drive, but now i'm back

markers, Friday, 2 May 2014 19:26 (twelve years ago)

what did you have for lunch?

the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 2 May 2014 19:28 (twelve years ago)

i ordered a fried rice, egg roll, boneless spare ribs, and teriyaki from a place called the bamboo house.

markers, Friday, 2 May 2014 19:29 (twelve years ago)

that is definitely legit

the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 2 May 2014 19:30 (twelve years ago)

good stuff!

markers, Friday, 2 May 2014 19:30 (twelve years ago)

i ate some of these
http://static.caloriecount.about.com/images/medium/superpretzel-softstix-soft-pretzels-92071.jpg

the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 2 May 2014 19:36 (twelve years ago)

gross dude

marcos, Friday, 2 May 2014 19:37 (twelve years ago)

down with soft pretzels, not cheese, but follow your bliss

markers, Friday, 2 May 2014 19:37 (twelve years ago)

"down" meaning i'm down, not down in the negative sense

markers, Friday, 2 May 2014 19:37 (twelve years ago)

box said "best by 10/11" but it's hard to imagine that they could have been any better

the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 2 May 2014 19:38 (twelve years ago)

hopefully for your sake that was october 11th and not october 2011

markers, Friday, 2 May 2014 19:39 (twelve years ago)

i'll pray for your health

markers, Friday, 2 May 2014 19:39 (twelve years ago)

ha it was october 2011. i'm home for a wedding, and my parents have a freezer full of things like that. i think i'll be ok. we'll see!

the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 2 May 2014 19:41 (twelve years ago)

hope so, hope so

markers, Friday, 2 May 2014 19:42 (twelve years ago)

ty

the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 2 May 2014 19:42 (twelve years ago)

so what happens now?

the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 2 May 2014 19:48 (twelve years ago)

friday afternoon/weekend -- a lot fewer ppl are around. i have some clementines

markers, Friday, 2 May 2014 19:48 (twelve years ago)


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