WHOIS: THE JAYMC UNDOES YOUR BRA(H) THRED

fact: there hasn't been an interesting ilx sock since Big Jim Swells

i was partial to franco

more like whataphase(mr.queisgoingthrough)

wow i cannot say i could have guessed at all what was going down in this thread

also, jaymc, how the hell do you DO that, man

site search function + .xls + night vision goggles

I guess no one read my linked posts where a bunch of other people made fart jokes. Oh well.

also suspect there have been more than two ppl on ilx who have read dfw, didn't get finnegans wake, and have made fart jokes

― balls, Friday, May 2, 2014 5:01 PM (22 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

going through a phase indeed

at the very beginning i thought waterface was chaki. not for long tho

uh going to go get lunch now but i'll be back

so was mr. que banned or something?

i have never been mean to anyone on this website ever lol

― lag∞n, Friday, May 2, 2014 11:10 AM (18 minutes ago)

something u said to me pissed me off enough that i quit ilx a few yrs ago but now i probably would have laughed it off

at the very beginning i thought waterface was chaki. not for long tho

― mookieproof, Friday, May 2, 2014 12:27 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark

no but then waterface would've been funny

find very questionable anyone who thinks chaki is funny

in the land of the blind...

chaki was great, la ilxors kinda better in general than nyc ilxors historically though

big jim swells is one of our finest americans

too bad waterface got hung by his own que-fart

picked out from a fart lineup

something u said to me pissed me off enough that i quit ilx a few yrs ago but now i probably would have laughed it off

― clouds, Friday, May 2, 2014 12:30 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

shit sry

nah don't worry about it, i was a tightly knotted wad of insecurities and anger at the time

hmm maybe he's not Mr Que.

Let's break down the name 'waterface'. In Spanish it would be 'agua cara'.

Irene Cara performed "Flashdance"

Lee Ving was in the movie Flashdance

He was also in Clue with Martin Mull.

Martin Mull was also a musician and once opened for Bruce Springsteen.

Bruce Springsteen toured with Sting for the Human Rights Now tour in 1988

Sting sang the chorus to "I'll Be Missing You" at the MTV Movie awards.

That song was written and performed in memory of the Notorious B.I.G.

The Notorious B.I.G. had a song on Ready to Die called "The What".

'Que' in Spanish can mean 'that', but it can also mean.....

"What".

You tried to hide in plain sight, but the mask is off, Mr Que.

jaymc: fart detective.

ILX is just like showbiz being high school with money, except w/out money.

french stewart is...jaymc: fart detective

would watch if on netflix

also suspect there have been more than two ppl on ilx who have read dfw, didn't get finnegans wake, and have made fart jokes

― balls, Friday, May 2, 2014 11:01 AM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Both Mr. Que and waterface...

Like: Pavement, Replacements, Bob Dylan, Neil Young (esp. Tonight's The Night), vinyl records in general, David Foster Wallace ... and I think maybe also R.E.M. and Franz Kafka
Dislike/don't get: Paul Simon, Vampire Weekend, Ulysses, Middlemarch, Rick Moody

hulu+ original series

I mean, I guess that a lot of people could share that particular constellation of tastes, but it's an ~interesting~ alignment.

the inner product of mr. que and waterface is fart

is there a free web accessible version of that program they use to match syntax, etc the way they outed joe klein as anonymous back in the day? that's a stronger case by jaymc but i'm still not sure it really changed yr p that much on a chi-square.

http://www.utpsyc.org/synch/input.php

(I can't speak to how well that works)

well this thread is a gas

a long time ago, markers claimed that mr. que "couldn't ad-lib a fart after a baked-bean dinner" and here we are

thats p good

anyway, it's a really nice day out and i have a banana, so i'm done here.
― markers, Friday, May 2, 2014 3:33 PM

baked beans line at least as old as Johnny Carson on Chevy Chase

yeah, that's what I was quoting

thought you might know the source, good dr.

medium talent post imo

glad to hear that i'm improving!

but balls, i would go head-to-head with you in a heartbeat. just name the time and the cylindrical container or nutsack.

bmw hq in munich, fifteen minutes from now

lol

this is an "i have ahot bass chick waiting in bed for me" level classic post and deserves not to go unnoticed

n

y

reading this thread makes me feel world weary

did we ever find out whose sock was james franco?

i like(d) both mr que and waterface

treeship is james franco
or james franco is treeship, I forget