WHOIS: THE JAYMC UNDOES YOUR BRA(H) THRED

even

itt: ilx user plaxico (i know, right?) goes on at length abt contemporary art that he has a boner 4

Mister Squishy is downright claustrophobic

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, April 7, 2010 10:33 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

agreed. i think mr. squishy is among his best stuff, especially the way something big is about to happen, but never actually does. from what i've read about the pale king, he was hoping for something similar--i think he even mentioned as much in the notes to the book. but yeah, i think that book is his best collection of stories.

― Mr. Que, Monday, August 22, 2011 8:28 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i was gonna say start with Mr. Squishy

then i looked up the TOC and saw that Mr. Squishy was first

so start with Mr. Squishy

― beef richards (Mr. Que), Friday, November 30, 2012 12:34 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

See Also Mister Squishy for excruciating but very satisfying fiction from DF Dubs

― waterface, Tuesday, July 23, 2013 12:04 PM (9 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

see, you lose dogg

game over

now try to discredit jaymc too

(don't actually do that)

*STROKES BEARD*

best David Foster Wallace book besides Infinite Jest

david foster wallace: classic or dud

a lot of coincidences

'ULYSSES'

James Joyce was probably an excellent writer. Man's inhumanity to man, the loss of innocence, the mystery of death and all that. He might have even been relevant at one point. But his masterwork is largely incomprehensible.

Two pages in and one is already half asleep, dreaming about little baby James Joyces running around screaming about the pope and whatever the word "corpuscle" means.

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 18:43 (7 years ago)

It just seems not my thing. I respect what he did--he tore the novel wide open with this. But it's not my thing. Too wordy. Too complicated?

― waterbabies (waterface), Friday, 11 April 2014 15:49 (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

11) Guy Fieri's testicles

― Mr. Que, Thursday, February 25, 2010 9:11 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Guy Fieri's dick looks like a tater tots, he was my buddy of sexting while back

― waterface, Thursday, July 25, 2013 2:39 PM (9 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

*fart*

― Mr. Que, Thursday, March 11, 2010 12:31 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

fart

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, April 13, 2010 10:15 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

*farts on pinefox*

― Mr. Que, Thursday, September 9, 2010 2:29 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

fart

― Mr. Que, Saturday, January 15, 2011 2:06 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

*farts with lavender*

― Mr. Que, Thursday, May 31, 2012 2:57 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

*farts*

― waterface, Monday, June 10, 2013 10:37 AM (10 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

*farts*

― waterface, Wednesday, July 10, 2013 9:43 AM (9 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

*farts*

― waterface, Tuesday, July 30, 2013 11:29 AM (9 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

*farts*

― waterface, Monday, August 5, 2013 3:15 PM (8 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

*farts*

― waterface, Wednesday, August 21, 2013 9:37 AM (8 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

*farts*

― waterface, Friday, August 30, 2013 12:19 PM (8 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

*farts*

― you are kind, I am (waterface), Tuesday, November 26, 2013 2:07 PM (5 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

*farts*

― you are kind, I am (waterface), Tuesday, December 3, 2013 11:55 AM (4 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

*farts*

― you are kind, I am (waterface), Friday, January 10, 2014 3:48 PM (3 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

*farts*

― waterbabies (waterface), Monday, February 24, 2014 8:23 AM (2 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

*farts*

― waterbabies (waterface), Monday, April 14, 2014 4:44 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

*farts*

― waterbabies (waterface), Tuesday, April 22, 2014 11:43 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― jaymc, Friday, May 2, 2014 3:45 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

back........and to the left

back........and to the left

i'm not sure 'you're this guy that clowned me past the point of sanity' is the anti-waterface case you think it is markers

markers makes a compelling case

whether or not they acknowledge previous usernames its self evident that they are being a shithead to markers in a continuous way that transcends the usual ilx shit

markers isnt remotely a malicious poster and doesnt deserve this

Where have I been a shithead to markers in the last month

The smoking testicles

shithead=clowning him any more than anyone else does around here

look at your dn

also suspect there have been more than two ppl on ilx who have read dfw, didn't get finnegans wake, and have made fart jokes

That was from a post you said about me

Markers, I am asking you to leave me the fuck alone. If you're gonna be all aggro you're going to have to be able to take it back when someone else changes their display name.

i'm not going to listen to you. you haven't listened to me, and you don't deserve any consideration.

(thanks nakh, btw)

the only discernable aspect of his posts other than his being a tedious pleb with cool opinions about canonical literature is his baiting of markers

"plebs are needed"

I would agree

I guiltily have enjoyed some of waterface's zings and general shitbaggery but I wouldn't ever pretend to take him seriously.

you might say his negativity rolls off like water, but I haven't been a consistent target and I can understand markers wanting him to back the fuck off

I have backed the fuck off

that jaymc farts post is a work of art, namaste

I also have no idea what waterface's d/n is a reference to, but it seems just kind of randomly dumb?

"everybody does the bullying garbage" argument has never impressed me less here

http://plebs.ytmnd.com/

I have backed the fuck off

― ....... (waterface), Friday, May 2, 2014 12:06 PM

yeah, now.

wtaerface if u r m que plz confirm via facebook message i wont snitch thx

markers, i hope you know my ksh-hazing was in good spirits

Morbs being the old scholar about people being shitty to each other

get a new joke

― Mr. Que, Sunday, September 11, 2011 3:53 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

stalk someone else, shithead

― markers, Sunday, September 11, 2011 3:56 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol, not stalking you bro

― Mr. Que, Sunday, September 11, 2011 3:58 PM

markers, i hope you know my ksh-hazing was in good spirits

― whatchutola khomeini (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, May 2, 2014 12:09 PM

we're cool and have been for a long time i think!

i have never been mean to anyone on this website ever lol

except max

max is a bot tho

mr. que as waterface gotta be the saddest character turn since verne troyer got hammered and pissed off his wheelchair in the surreal life season 4

i once complained about blogs in a thread where max posted and then later found out that he blogs and boy was my face red

i dont think anyone shd be mean to markers but just from an acting perspective if waterface is que i will applaud him because i never suspected for a second

although i may have just forgotten about the first time makers tried to unmask him

more like waterfaced

waterface is a Neil young ref

mr. que = waterface = dt. marty crane

LOL jordan