and you got away with it. and now you're not.
― markers, Friday, 2 May 2014 15:37 (twelve years ago)
jaymc which one is markers again?
― balls, Friday, 2 May 2014 15:40 (twelve years ago)
facebook doesn't even get profile photos right. look at the artifcats!
― markers, Wednesday, April 23, 2014 5:41 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
artifacts
― markers, Wednesday, April 23, 2014 5:42 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
not that they've ever been known for their design outside of, like, paper
or that redesign they never officially rolled out to everyone
"artifcat" is a very disappointing Google search
― Wahaca Flocka Flame (DJP), Wednesday, April 23, 2014 5:47 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
so is arf cats
― idontknowanythingabouttechnlolgeez (waterface), Wednesday, April 23, 2014 5:48 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
barf cats is really good tho
don't search for fart hats
― idontknowanythingabouttechnlolgeez (waterface), Wednesday, April 23, 2014 5:49 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
you're an idiot and i'm going to stop engaging you
― markers, Wednesday, April 23, 2014 5:52 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
This is the kind of aggressive post--calling me an idiot--that is mean and uncalled for. I don't call you names ( I may have in the past, but I don't anymore.) I realize you are a sensitive person. I try to respect that.
Anyway, you've told a bunch of people to fuck off or to fuck themselves lately (I can provide examples but I won't) and it seems like you are in a bad place. If things are not going well for you in your life ("during one of the worst periods of my life, he was picking on me") then maybe you shouldn't be on ILX. People clowns each other here. I believe that you take me and whats I say way too seriously. I make fart jokes. I'm trying to be stupid and funny. I'm not sure what you're trying to do with ILX, and maybe it shouldn't matter. I don't know.
I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings in the past but I think you have the wrong guy, I am not Mr. Que. I don't know who he is but I'm sorry if sher hurt your feelings. I think you need to chill the fuck out. Digging up some post from five years ago stating that mr.Que liked Libra and I liked Libra is pretty weird. You could find lots of posts about people liking Libra I bet.
I've never read Libra. I made a joke because Libra is about JFK getting assaissintaed. Treeship made a comment about White Noise being funny, and my joke (which loses what little impact it had now as I explain it to you) was that a novel about JFK getting shot in the head would also be funny.
― idontknowanythingabouttechnlolgeez (waterface), Friday, 2 May 2014 15:42 (twelve years ago)
Also notice how you didn't call DJP an idiot for making his joke
― idontknowanythingabouttechnlolgeez (waterface), Friday, 2 May 2014 15:43 (twelve years ago)
wface is def a bigger shitbag than mr que was
― images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Friday, 2 May 2014 15:44 (twelve years ago)
i'm not in a bad place. i'm just not interested in taking shit from people, especially you. and if you're not mr. que -- and i think you could be lying here -- you're awfully fucking similar
― markers, Friday, 2 May 2014 15:44 (twelve years ago)
*fart*
― Mr. Que, Thursday, March 11, 2010 12:31 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
fart
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, April 13, 2010 10:15 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
*farts on pinefox*
― Mr. Que, Thursday, September 9, 2010 2:29 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Mr. Que, Saturday, January 15, 2011 2:06 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
*farts with lavender*
― Mr. Que, Thursday, May 31, 2012 2:57 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
*farts*
― waterface, Monday, June 10, 2013 10:37 AM (10 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― waterface, Wednesday, July 10, 2013 9:43 AM (9 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― waterface, Tuesday, July 30, 2013 11:29 AM (9 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― waterface, Monday, August 5, 2013 3:15 PM (8 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― waterface, Wednesday, August 21, 2013 9:37 AM (8 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― waterface, Friday, August 30, 2013 12:19 PM (8 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― you are kind, I am (waterface), Tuesday, November 26, 2013 2:07 PM (5 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― you are kind, I am (waterface), Tuesday, December 3, 2013 11:55 AM (4 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― you are kind, I am (waterface), Friday, January 10, 2014 3:48 PM (3 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― waterbabies (waterface), Monday, February 24, 2014 8:23 AM (2 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― waterbabies (waterface), Monday, April 14, 2014 4:44 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― waterbabies (waterface), Tuesday, April 22, 2014 11:43 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― jaymc, Friday, 2 May 2014 15:45 (twelve years ago)
I mean I try to make fun around here without calling names. Sometimes I'm not always successful. If I hurt your feelings, fine. But if you state you're going to stop engaging with me then you need to man the fuck up and do so.
― idontknowanythingabouttechnlolgeez (waterface), Friday, 2 May 2014 15:45 (twelve years ago)
the smoking *fart*
― Mordy, Friday, 2 May 2014 15:45 (twelve years ago)
I was gonna type smoking butt but ya
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 2 May 2014 15:46 (twelve years ago)
Simpin Ain't Easy: The Official Thread For Drake's Sophomore Album, TAKE CARE
― idontknowanythingabouttechnlolgeez (waterface), Friday, 2 May 2014 15:47 (twelve years ago)
so it's just a coincidence that que posted in the updike thread, and so do you?
― markers, Friday, 2 May 2014 15:47 (twelve years ago)
2012 republican presidential nominee II: back into hell
there are a lot of coincidences here
I AM OWL MAN
Quality
― idontknowanythingabouttechnlolgeez (waterface), Friday, 2 May 2014 15:48 (twelve years ago)
it's roxy's birthday!!
i don't know why you're lying, but i still think there's a good chance you're mr. que.
― markers, Friday, 2 May 2014 15:49 (twelve years ago)
sure are a lot of lactose intolerant people on this board
― idontknowanythingabouttechnlolgeez (waterface), Friday, 2 May 2014 15:49 (twelve years ago)
twin shadow: the official ilm thread started by max
― idontknowanythingabouttechnlolgeez (waterface), Friday, 2 May 2014 15:50 (twelve years ago)
Disgusting savages; list them ALL itt
that thing white ppl do when they disparage 'white ppl'
― idontknowanythingabouttechnlolgeez (waterface), Friday, 2 May 2014 15:51 (twelve years ago)
Are we good here? Are you done freaking out on me?
never having to work
you ever claim not to be a dick to me in a way reminiscent of him
― markers, Friday, 2 May 2014 15:52 (twelve years ago)
even
itt: ilx user plaxico (i know, right?) goes on at length abt contemporary art that he has a boner 4
― idontknowanythingabouttechnlolgeez (waterface), Friday, 2 May 2014 15:52 (twelve years ago)
Mister Squishy is downright claustrophobic
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, April 7, 2010 10:33 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
agreed. i think mr. squishy is among his best stuff, especially the way something big is about to happen, but never actually does. from what i've read about the pale king, he was hoping for something similar--i think he even mentioned as much in the notes to the book. but yeah, i think that book is his best collection of stories.
― Mr. Que, Monday, August 22, 2011 8:28 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
i was gonna say start with Mr. Squishy
then i looked up the TOC and saw that Mr. Squishy was first
so start with Mr. Squishy
― beef richards (Mr. Que), Friday, November 30, 2012 12:34 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
See Also Mister Squishy for excruciating but very satisfying fiction from DF Dubs
― waterface, Tuesday, July 23, 2013 12:04 PM (9 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― jaymc, Friday, 2 May 2014 15:52 (twelve years ago)
see, you lose dogg
― markers, Friday, 2 May 2014 15:53 (twelve years ago)
game over
now try to discredit jaymc too
(don't actually do that)
*STROKES BEARD*
― idontknowanythingabouttechnlolgeez (waterface), Friday, 2 May 2014 15:54 (twelve years ago)
best David Foster Wallace book besides Infinite Jest
― idontknowanythingabouttechnlolgeez (waterface), Friday, 2 May 2014 15:55 (twelve years ago)
david foster wallace: classic or dud
a lot of coincidences
― markers, Friday, 2 May 2014 15:55 (twelve years ago)
'ULYSSES'
James Joyce was probably an excellent writer. Man's inhumanity to man, the loss of innocence, the mystery of death and all that. He might have even been relevant at one point. But his masterwork is largely incomprehensible.
Two pages in and one is already half asleep, dreaming about little baby James Joyces running around screaming about the pope and whatever the word "corpuscle" means.
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 18:43 (7 years ago)
It just seems not my thing. I respect what he did--he tore the novel wide open with this. But it's not my thing. Too wordy. Too complicated?
― waterbabies (waterface), Friday, 11 April 2014 15:49 (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Little Saint Hugh of Lincoln (nakhchivan), Friday, 2 May 2014 15:55 (twelve years ago)
11) Guy Fieri's testicles
― Mr. Que, Thursday, February 25, 2010 9:11 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Guy Fieri's dick looks like a tater tots, he was my buddy of sexting while back
― waterface, Thursday, July 25, 2013 2:39 PM (9 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― jaymc, Friday, 2 May 2014 15:56 (twelve years ago)
*fart*― Mr. Que, Thursday, March 11, 2010 12:31 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalinkfart― Mr. Que, Tuesday, April 13, 2010 10:15 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink*farts on pinefox*― Mr. Que, Thursday, September 9, 2010 2:29 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalinkfart― Mr. Que, Saturday, January 15, 2011 2:06 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink*farts with lavender*― Mr. Que, Thursday, May 31, 2012 2:57 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink*farts*― waterface, Monday, June 10, 2013 10:37 AM (10 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink*farts*― waterface, Wednesday, July 10, 2013 9:43 AM (9 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink*farts*― waterface, Tuesday, July 30, 2013 11:29 AM (9 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink*farts*― waterface, Monday, August 5, 2013 3:15 PM (8 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink*farts*― waterface, Wednesday, August 21, 2013 9:37 AM (8 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink*farts*― waterface, Friday, August 30, 2013 12:19 PM (8 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink*farts*― you are kind, I am (waterface), Tuesday, November 26, 2013 2:07 PM (5 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink*farts*― you are kind, I am (waterface), Tuesday, December 3, 2013 11:55 AM (4 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink*farts*― you are kind, I am (waterface), Friday, January 10, 2014 3:48 PM (3 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink*farts*― waterbabies (waterface), Monday, February 24, 2014 8:23 AM (2 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink*farts*― waterbabies (waterface), Monday, April 14, 2014 4:44 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink*farts*― waterbabies (waterface), Tuesday, April 22, 2014 11:43 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink― jaymc, Friday, May 2, 2014 3:45 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― jaymc, Friday, May 2, 2014 3:45 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
back........and to the left
― purposely lend impetus to my HOOS (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 2 May 2014 15:56 (twelve years ago)
i'm not sure 'you're this guy that clowned me past the point of sanity' is the anti-waterface case you think it is markers
― balls, Friday, 2 May 2014 15:57 (twelve years ago)
markers makes a compelling case
whether or not they acknowledge previous usernames its self evident that they are being a shithead to markers in a continuous way that transcends the usual ilx shit
markers isnt remotely a malicious poster and doesnt deserve this
― Little Saint Hugh of Lincoln (nakhchivan), Friday, 2 May 2014 16:00 (twelve years ago)
Where have I been a shithead to markers in the last month
― idontknowanythingabouttechnlolgeez (waterface), Friday, 2 May 2014 16:00 (twelve years ago)
The smoking testicles
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 2 May 2014 16:00 (twelve years ago)
shithead=clowning him any more than anyone else does around here
look at your dn
― markers, Friday, 2 May 2014 16:01 (twelve years ago)
also suspect there have been more than two ppl on ilx who have read dfw, didn't get finnegans wake, and have made fart jokes
― balls, Friday, 2 May 2014 16:01 (twelve years ago)
That was from a post you said about me
― idontknowanythingabouttechnlolgeez (waterface), Friday, 2 May 2014 16:01 (twelve years ago)
Markers, I am asking you to leave me the fuck alone. If you're gonna be all aggro you're going to have to be able to take it back when someone else changes their display name.
i'm not going to listen to you. you haven't listened to me, and you don't deserve any consideration.
― markers, Friday, 2 May 2014 16:02 (twelve years ago)
(thanks nakh, btw)
the only discernable aspect of his posts other than his being a tedious pleb with cool opinions about canonical literature is his baiting of markers
― Little Saint Hugh of Lincoln (nakhchivan), Friday, 2 May 2014 16:05 (twelve years ago)