WHOIS: THE JAYMC UNDOES YOUR BRA(H) THRED

i breezed through a lot of his books ten years ago, and not a lot of them stuck with me except Libra and maybe parts of Underworld, White Noise, and Mao II. I don't get the whole essayist stuck as a novelist--he doesn't seem like an essayist at all!

― jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Monday, December 14, 2009 4:08 PM

Libra is hilarious

― idontknowanythingabouttechnlolgeez (waterface), Wednesday, April 30, 2014 2:57 PM

now i'm never going to address him again. have a nice day!

jeez markers, I didn't mean to stir up shit. didn't realize that this ran so deep.

Although for what it's worth, Libra is the only work I have enjoyed by DeLillo as well.

http://i.imgur.com/pamSkli.gif

one more thing: if you don't believe me, look at when que stopped posting and when waterface started posting.

what the fuck

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wanda_Tinasky

you wanna confirm or deny?

or hoping this blows over like last time i suggested it was you?

anyway, it's a really nice day out and i have a banana, so i'm done here.

enjoy mr. que trying to make it seem like *i'm* the crazy one when he's been an asshole to me for years now.

how about you chill for a sec and let me compose my thoughts

how about you go fuck yourself

you are a bad person

what are you gonna do? apologize now? you want me to start singing some one republic? i don't want an apology. i'll never forgive you.

no one deserves any of the shit you gave me. that repeatedly. it wasn't done in jest either.

and you got away with it. and now you're not.

jaymc which one is markers again?

facebook doesn't even get profile photos right. look at the artifcats!

― markers, Wednesday, April 23, 2014 5:41 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

artifacts

― markers, Wednesday, April 23, 2014 5:42 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

not that they've ever been known for their design outside of, like, paper

― markers, Wednesday, April 23, 2014 5:42 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

or that redesign they never officially rolled out to everyone

― markers, Wednesday, April 23, 2014 5:42 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"artifcat" is a very disappointing Google search

― Wahaca Flocka Flame (DJP), Wednesday, April 23, 2014 5:47 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

so is arf cats

― idontknowanythingabouttechnlolgeez (waterface), Wednesday, April 23, 2014 5:48 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

barf cats is really good tho

― idontknowanythingabouttechnlolgeez (waterface), Wednesday, April 23, 2014 5:48 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

don't search for fart hats

― idontknowanythingabouttechnlolgeez (waterface), Wednesday, April 23, 2014 5:49 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you're an idiot and i'm going to stop engaging you

― markers, Wednesday, April 23, 2014 5:52 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

This is the kind of aggressive post--calling me an idiot--that is mean and uncalled for. I don't call you names ( I may have in the past, but I don't anymore.) I realize you are a sensitive person. I try to respect that.

Anyway, you've told a bunch of people to fuck off or to fuck themselves lately (I can provide examples but I won't) and it seems like you are in a bad place. If things are not going well for you in your life ("during one of the worst periods of my life, he was picking on me") then maybe you shouldn't be on ILX. People clowns each other here. I believe that you take me and whats I say way too seriously. I make fart jokes. I'm trying to be stupid and funny. I'm not sure what you're trying to do with ILX, and maybe it shouldn't matter. I don't know.

I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings in the past but I think you have the wrong guy, I am not Mr. Que. I don't know who he is but I'm sorry if sher hurt your feelings. I think you need to chill the fuck out. Digging up some post from five years ago stating that mr.Que liked Libra and I liked Libra is pretty weird. You could find lots of posts about people liking Libra I bet.

I've never read Libra. I made a joke because Libra is about JFK getting assaissintaed. Treeship made a comment about White Noise being funny, and my joke (which loses what little impact it had now as I explain it to you) was that a novel about JFK getting shot in the head would also be funny.

Also notice how you didn't call DJP an idiot for making his joke

wface is def a bigger shitbag than mr que was

i'm not in a bad place. i'm just not interested in taking shit from people, especially you. and if you're not mr. que -- and i think you could be lying here -- you're awfully fucking similar

*fart*

― Mr. Que, Thursday, March 11, 2010 12:31 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

fart

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, April 13, 2010 10:15 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

*farts on pinefox*

― Mr. Que, Thursday, September 9, 2010 2:29 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

fart

― Mr. Que, Saturday, January 15, 2011 2:06 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

*farts with lavender*

― Mr. Que, Thursday, May 31, 2012 2:57 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

*farts*

― waterface, Monday, June 10, 2013 10:37 AM (10 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

*farts*

― waterface, Wednesday, July 10, 2013 9:43 AM (9 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

*farts*

― waterface, Tuesday, July 30, 2013 11:29 AM (9 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

*farts*

― waterface, Monday, August 5, 2013 3:15 PM (8 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

*farts*

― waterface, Wednesday, August 21, 2013 9:37 AM (8 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

*farts*

― waterface, Friday, August 30, 2013 12:19 PM (8 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

*farts*

― you are kind, I am (waterface), Tuesday, November 26, 2013 2:07 PM (5 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

*farts*

― you are kind, I am (waterface), Tuesday, December 3, 2013 11:55 AM (4 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

*farts*

― you are kind, I am (waterface), Friday, January 10, 2014 3:48 PM (3 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

*farts*

― waterbabies (waterface), Monday, February 24, 2014 8:23 AM (2 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

*farts*

― waterbabies (waterface), Monday, April 14, 2014 4:44 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

*farts*

― waterbabies (waterface), Tuesday, April 22, 2014 11:43 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I mean I try to make fun around here without calling names. Sometimes I'm not always successful. If I hurt your feelings, fine. But if you state you're going to stop engaging with me then you need to man the fuck up and do so.

the smoking *fart*

I was gonna type smoking butt but ya

Simpin Ain't Easy: The Official Thread For Drake's Sophomore Album, TAKE CARE

so it's just a coincidence that que posted in the updike thread, and so do you?

2012 republican presidential nominee II: back into hell

there are a lot of coincidences here

I AM OWL MAN

Quality

it's roxy's birthday!!

i don't know why you're lying, but i still think there's a good chance you're mr. que.

sure are a lot of lactose intolerant people on this board

twin shadow: the official ilm thread started by max

Disgusting savages; list them ALL itt

that thing white ppl do when they disparage 'white ppl'

Are we good here? Are you done freaking out on me?

never having to work

you ever claim not to be a dick to me in a way reminiscent of him

even

itt: ilx user plaxico (i know, right?) goes on at length abt contemporary art that he has a boner 4

Mister Squishy is downright claustrophobic

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, April 7, 2010 10:33 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

agreed. i think mr. squishy is among his best stuff, especially the way something big is about to happen, but never actually does. from what i've read about the pale king, he was hoping for something similar--i think he even mentioned as much in the notes to the book. but yeah, i think that book is his best collection of stories.

― Mr. Que, Monday, August 22, 2011 8:28 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i was gonna say start with Mr. Squishy

then i looked up the TOC and saw that Mr. Squishy was first

so start with Mr. Squishy

― beef richards (Mr. Que), Friday, November 30, 2012 12:34 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

See Also Mister Squishy for excruciating but very satisfying fiction from DF Dubs

― waterface, Tuesday, July 23, 2013 12:04 PM (9 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

see, you lose dogg

game over

now try to discredit jaymc too

(don't actually do that)

*STROKES BEARD*

best David Foster Wallace book besides Infinite Jest

david foster wallace: classic or dud