Damage ContrLOLz 2: LOL Harder

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me too

a strange man (mh), Tuesday, 15 April 2014 14:52 (twelve years ago)

http://covers1.img-themusic-world.info/000/20/20307.jpg

sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 15 April 2014 15:03 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GF5NGNM1CB0

StanM, Tuesday, 15 April 2014 17:14 (twelve years ago)

https://twitter.com/MobileCEOs/status/456887105881649152

a strange man (mh), Thursday, 17 April 2014 21:02 (twelve years ago)

https://twitter.com/MobileCEOs/status/433665000301797376

purposely lend impetus to my HOOS (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 17 April 2014 21:24 (twelve years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/cwF46iM.jpg

, Friday, 18 April 2014 00:47 (twelve years ago)

Haha, I was just thinking about that one the other day.

pplains, Friday, 18 April 2014 02:15 (twelve years ago)

77

mookieproof, Friday, 18 April 2014 03:19 (twelve years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BlFYLf6CYAAIDRq.jpg

goole, Friday, 18 April 2014 16:30 (twelve years ago)

Just realized the name of the troll in that is "biologicaldidbother"

Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, 18 April 2014 21:39 (twelve years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/Sd4ZSI9.gif

purposely lend impetus to my HOOS (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 19 April 2014 18:00 (twelve years ago)

sidebar: what is the originsl gif?

it definitely wasn't designed to be a pants pocket player (stevie), Saturday, 19 April 2014 19:23 (twelve years ago)

http://i.minus.com/iNMpEaKU59uF7.gif

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDZCZeVaaKE

pplains, Saturday, 19 April 2014 22:48 (twelve years ago)

cheers pp!

it definitely wasn't designed to be a pants pocket player (stevie), Sunday, 20 April 2014 10:51 (twelve years ago)

wrong video, its this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x35P2wTX0zg

am0n, Monday, 21 April 2014 04:23 (twelve years ago)

^^^

pplains, Monday, 21 April 2014 13:41 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqsAvKqqf2g

am0n, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 20:40 (twelve years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/9Oztld3.gif

, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 13:05 (twelve years ago)

taint

andrew m., Wednesday, 23 April 2014 15:36 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYURGPiX5Wk

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Friday, 25 April 2014 17:55 (twelve years ago)

taint

sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 26 April 2014 01:51 (twelve years ago)

the last line

http://i.imgur.com/rWY3N7F.png

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 22:12 (twelve years ago)

serious lols here

it definitely wasn't designed to be a pants pocket player (stevie), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 22:14 (twelve years ago)

wow.

sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 22:16 (twelve years ago)

dying, dying

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 22:26 (twelve years ago)

omg

popchips: the next snapple? (seandalai), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 22:33 (twelve years ago)

winner

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 22:35 (twelve years ago)

So dude just lets the girl do all the work and he calls that "fooling around". What a player.

Oh, i forgot, he thanks her. What a stallion.

▴▲ ▴TH3CR()$BY$H()W▴▲ ▴ (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 22:47 (twelve years ago)

i think you missed the joke

sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 22:55 (twelve years ago)

gr8080 even pointed out to look at the last line for you.

pplains, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 23:28 (twelve years ago)

also, this is the lolz thread

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 01:48 (twelve years ago)

adam bruneau taking a brave stand letting us know he's not very impressed w/ donald sterling

balls, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 01:57 (twelve years ago)

Hey, the more shit talked about that asshole, the better.

▴▲ ▴TH3CR()$BY$H()W▴▲ ▴ (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 02:00 (twelve years ago)

I got the joke I just thought it was also a joke this guy trying to boost his own ego.

▴▲ ▴TH3CR()$BY$H()W▴▲ ▴ (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 02:01 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFevH5vP32s

▴▲ ▴TH3CR()$BY$H()W▴▲ ▴ (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 02:16 (twelve years ago)

Uploaded on Jan 2, 2009

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 03:00 (twelve years ago)

Hey, the more shit talked about that asshole, the better.

― ▴▲ ▴TH3CR()$BY$H()W▴▲ ▴ (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, April 29, 2014 9:00 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

More 7th World problems.

pplains, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 03:29 (twelve years ago)

loool

a hoy hoy, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 08:06 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZbqAMEwtOE

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 20:25 (twelve years ago)

that's awesome, would watch a show of lolsome depositions

balls, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 22:40 (twelve years ago)

haha that's awesome

gbx, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 22:42 (twelve years ago)

Yeah that was going around my law(l) office. I feel like it would have been just fine if they made it a little less "dramatic" because the dialogue kind of speaks for itself.

I've been at depos where we spent like 30 minutes trying to establish a person's basic employment history with a company, like just as a preliminary matter, because we'll ask him "how long did you hold that position" and he'll be like "when you say 'that position'" etc.

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Thursday, 1 May 2014 01:40 (twelve years ago)

Depositions are actually kind of miserable experiences, and 90% of the ones I've been at have this "forget about it Jake, it's Chinatown" because it's so hard to get a coached dude to admit anything.

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Thursday, 1 May 2014 01:40 (twelve years ago)

Lol, cankles posted this oldie but goodie last week:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=td-KKmcYtrM

pplains, Thursday, 1 May 2014 02:15 (twelve years ago)

doing cross examinations was pretty fun from what i remember. there you can pull out all sorts of fun tricks to trip people up. depositions look miserable as hell. sometimes i wonder if I should finally practice law, if it's not already too late.

Spectrum, Thursday, 1 May 2014 02:25 (twelve years ago)

According to partners I work with, you also don't always ask the questions you really want to ask because there's too much risk it will give them a chance to give testimony that cuts against you, which is really frustrating.

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Thursday, 1 May 2014 02:29 (twelve years ago)

the only people I ever cross examined were idiots, so I'm sure that helped. one lady decided to tell this really long story that made the defense look amazing, except that she was talking about a totally unrelated event. so I just let her rattle on for about 5 minutes before dropping that bomb, and the judge totally lost it on her.

Spectrum, Thursday, 1 May 2014 02:33 (twelve years ago)

yeah part of the problem is that we're always facing super-educated, super-well-coached corporate dudes. (I've never taken one btw, only second chaired a lot of them)

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Thursday, 1 May 2014 02:34 (twelve years ago)

and I'm also talking about administrative court, so it wasn't tightly regulated or as high-stakes. I hope it isn't too late to get back into law, I haven't had anything to do with it since I graduated in '11 and it was far more enjoyable than what I'm doing now. grass is greener, I guess.

Spectrum, Thursday, 1 May 2014 02:40 (twelve years ago)


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