Damage ContrLOLz 2: LOL Harder

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According to the owner/guy who uploaded this to r3dd1t, he's 7 months old, had just been fed (spoon and syringe) and wasn't freaking out or hurt or anything.

StanM, Sunday, 13 April 2014 17:38 (twelve years ago)

Oh, relevance of "7 months old" is that they tend to whine like this around feeding time when they're still this young, btw.

StanM, Sunday, 13 April 2014 17:43 (twelve years ago)

Seven months old. Hope that guy's ready to own a bird until the Tricentennial.

pplains, Sunday, 13 April 2014 17:56 (twelve years ago)

i picture the owner reading Taming a Crazy Bird for Dummies at night in a La-Z-Boy recliner, weeping

Karl Malone, Sunday, 13 April 2014 18:04 (twelve years ago)

https://31.media.tumblr.com/d34ef2c41ea43c2d2637c960f92c75e5/tumblr_n3b2xvJdMm1scn6d0o1_1280.jpg

mattresslessness, Sunday, 13 April 2014 18:22 (twelve years ago)

Now Leon (right) and Mickey are wed

sktsh, Sunday, 13 April 2014 20:48 (twelve years ago)

It's a British tabloid = this is all about the "see what kind of right-wing-prejudice-confirming scum they allow to get married now" subtext.

StanM, Sunday, 13 April 2014 21:14 (twelve years ago)

otm

a strange man (mh), Sunday, 13 April 2014 21:16 (twelve years ago)

not really. it's the sport. the story is not true. not in a tabloid not true way. i mean it's literally made up.

caek, Sunday, 13 April 2014 21:22 (twelve years ago)

yeah, sunday sport is tabloid in the same way world weekly news is tabloid - it's all bullshit. they've had cover stories about ww2 bombers on the moon.

there was a definite cool-factor in tupac's hologram (stevie), Sunday, 13 April 2014 21:36 (twelve years ago)

http://imgur.com/ilEUUVF

yeah this was their most recent hit scoop

r|t|c, Sunday, 13 April 2014 23:12 (twelve years ago)

2be fair thats a rly cute doggie

smooth hymnal (m bison), Monday, 14 April 2014 00:51 (twelve years ago)

http://oi58.tinypic.com/n1e73r.jpg

glumdalclitch, Monday, 14 April 2014 01:24 (twelve years ago)

god there is something so magnificent about the phrase "now I suck off dogs for Quavers"

funny and lolexander (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 14 April 2014 02:47 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKjaFG4YN6g&index=5&list=PL3r0xwQOwaLV3IMJv5Mx6iMSRxPpBuoF9

Quinoa Phoenix (latebloomer), Monday, 14 April 2014 05:27 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKjaFG4YN6g&feature=youtu.be

Quinoa Phoenix (latebloomer), Monday, 14 April 2014 05:29 (twelve years ago)

but where would the dog get the quavers from??

there was a definite cool-factor in tupac's hologram (stevie), Monday, 14 April 2014 06:38 (twelve years ago)

god there is something so magnificent about the phrase "now I suck off dogs for Quavers"

― funny and lolexander (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, April 13, 2014 9:47 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oh good, I thought it was just me

a strange man (mh), Monday, 14 April 2014 13:46 (twelve years ago)

um, finding the phrase magnificent, that is. not the dog sucking-off party.

a strange man (mh), Monday, 14 April 2014 13:46 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IAXrxlDK6c

balls, Tuesday, 15 April 2014 03:55 (twelve years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/Ez2dges.gif

, Tuesday, 15 April 2014 06:28 (twelve years ago)

mostly sad

goole, Tuesday, 15 April 2014 14:24 (twelve years ago)

I mostly lol'd :\

, Tuesday, 15 April 2014 14:31 (twelve years ago)

me too

a strange man (mh), Tuesday, 15 April 2014 14:52 (twelve years ago)

http://covers1.img-themusic-world.info/000/20/20307.jpg

sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 15 April 2014 15:03 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GF5NGNM1CB0

StanM, Tuesday, 15 April 2014 17:14 (twelve years ago)

https://twitter.com/MobileCEOs/status/456887105881649152

a strange man (mh), Thursday, 17 April 2014 21:02 (twelve years ago)

https://twitter.com/MobileCEOs/status/433665000301797376

purposely lend impetus to my HOOS (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 17 April 2014 21:24 (twelve years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/cwF46iM.jpg

, Friday, 18 April 2014 00:47 (twelve years ago)

Haha, I was just thinking about that one the other day.

pplains, Friday, 18 April 2014 02:15 (twelve years ago)

77

mookieproof, Friday, 18 April 2014 03:19 (twelve years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BlFYLf6CYAAIDRq.jpg

goole, Friday, 18 April 2014 16:30 (twelve years ago)

Just realized the name of the troll in that is "biologicaldidbother"

Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, 18 April 2014 21:39 (twelve years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/Sd4ZSI9.gif

purposely lend impetus to my HOOS (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 19 April 2014 18:00 (twelve years ago)

sidebar: what is the originsl gif?

it definitely wasn't designed to be a pants pocket player (stevie), Saturday, 19 April 2014 19:23 (twelve years ago)

http://i.minus.com/iNMpEaKU59uF7.gif

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDZCZeVaaKE

pplains, Saturday, 19 April 2014 22:48 (twelve years ago)

cheers pp!

it definitely wasn't designed to be a pants pocket player (stevie), Sunday, 20 April 2014 10:51 (twelve years ago)

wrong video, its this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x35P2wTX0zg

am0n, Monday, 21 April 2014 04:23 (twelve years ago)

^^^

pplains, Monday, 21 April 2014 13:41 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqsAvKqqf2g

am0n, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 20:40 (twelve years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/9Oztld3.gif

, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 13:05 (twelve years ago)

taint

andrew m., Wednesday, 23 April 2014 15:36 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYURGPiX5Wk

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Friday, 25 April 2014 17:55 (twelve years ago)

taint

sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 26 April 2014 01:51 (twelve years ago)

the last line

http://i.imgur.com/rWY3N7F.png

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 22:12 (twelve years ago)

serious lols here

it definitely wasn't designed to be a pants pocket player (stevie), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 22:14 (twelve years ago)

wow.

sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 22:16 (twelve years ago)

dying, dying

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 22:26 (twelve years ago)


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