Wait for it...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTNKGK7hVhY
― StanM, Sunday, 13 April 2014 15:55 (twelve years ago)
every second of that is awesome
― balls, Sunday, 13 April 2014 16:58 (twelve years ago)
it truly is. I cannot understand how anyone would keep a bird like that as a pet, though.
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 13 April 2014 17:01 (twelve years ago)
i don't know much about birds so i can't read its body language but i hope it's not freaking out or terrified but is instead just walking around badass making a sound that kinda a cross between axl's howl at the beginning of 'welcome to the jungle', odb making that kid throat sound at the beginning of 'goin down', and boredoms in general at the beginning of 'super you'.
― balls, Sunday, 13 April 2014 17:09 (twelve years ago)
According to the owner/guy who uploaded this to r3dd1t, he's 7 months old, had just been fed (spoon and syringe) and wasn't freaking out or hurt or anything.
― StanM, Sunday, 13 April 2014 17:38 (twelve years ago)
Oh, relevance of "7 months old" is that they tend to whine like this around feeding time when they're still this young, btw.
― StanM, Sunday, 13 April 2014 17:43 (twelve years ago)
Seven months old. Hope that guy's ready to own a bird until the Tricentennial.
― pplains, Sunday, 13 April 2014 17:56 (twelve years ago)
i picture the owner reading Taming a Crazy Bird for Dummies at night in a La-Z-Boy recliner, weeping
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 13 April 2014 18:04 (twelve years ago)
https://31.media.tumblr.com/d34ef2c41ea43c2d2637c960f92c75e5/tumblr_n3b2xvJdMm1scn6d0o1_1280.jpg
― mattresslessness, Sunday, 13 April 2014 18:22 (twelve years ago)
Now Leon (right) and Mickey are wed
― sktsh, Sunday, 13 April 2014 20:48 (twelve years ago)
It's a British tabloid = this is all about the "see what kind of right-wing-prejudice-confirming scum they allow to get married now" subtext.
― StanM, Sunday, 13 April 2014 21:14 (twelve years ago)
otm
― a strange man (mh), Sunday, 13 April 2014 21:16 (twelve years ago)
not really. it's the sport. the story is not true. not in a tabloid not true way. i mean it's literally made up.
― caek, Sunday, 13 April 2014 21:22 (twelve years ago)
yeah, sunday sport is tabloid in the same way world weekly news is tabloid - it's all bullshit. they've had cover stories about ww2 bombers on the moon.
― there was a definite cool-factor in tupac's hologram (stevie), Sunday, 13 April 2014 21:36 (twelve years ago)
http://imgur.com/ilEUUVF
yeah this was their most recent hit scoop
― r|t|c, Sunday, 13 April 2014 23:12 (twelve years ago)
2be fair thats a rly cute doggie
― smooth hymnal (m bison), Monday, 14 April 2014 00:51 (twelve years ago)
http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=n1e73r&s=8
http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/virgin-media-sex-porn-movie-6949174
― glumdalclitch, Monday, 14 April 2014 01:23 (twelve years ago)
http://oi58.tinypic.com/n1e73r.jpg
― glumdalclitch, Monday, 14 April 2014 01:24 (twelve years ago)
god there is something so magnificent about the phrase "now I suck off dogs for Quavers"
― funny and lolexander (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 14 April 2014 02:47 (twelve years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKjaFG4YN6g&index=5&list=PL3r0xwQOwaLV3IMJv5Mx6iMSRxPpBuoF9
― Quinoa Phoenix (latebloomer), Monday, 14 April 2014 05:27 (twelve years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKjaFG4YN6g&feature=youtu.be
― Quinoa Phoenix (latebloomer), Monday, 14 April 2014 05:29 (twelve years ago)
but where would the dog get the quavers from??
― there was a definite cool-factor in tupac's hologram (stevie), Monday, 14 April 2014 06:38 (twelve years ago)
― funny and lolexander (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, April 13, 2014 9:47 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
oh good, I thought it was just me
― a strange man (mh), Monday, 14 April 2014 13:46 (twelve years ago)
um, finding the phrase magnificent, that is. not the dog sucking-off party.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IAXrxlDK6c
― balls, Tuesday, 15 April 2014 03:55 (twelve years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/Ez2dges.gif
― 龜, Tuesday, 15 April 2014 06:28 (twelve years ago)
mostly sad
― goole, Tuesday, 15 April 2014 14:24 (twelve years ago)
I mostly lol'd :\
― 龜, Tuesday, 15 April 2014 14:31 (twelve years ago)
me too
― a strange man (mh), Tuesday, 15 April 2014 14:52 (twelve years ago)
http://covers1.img-themusic-world.info/000/20/20307.jpg
― sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 15 April 2014 15:03 (twelve years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GF5NGNM1CB0
― StanM, Tuesday, 15 April 2014 17:14 (twelve years ago)
https://twitter.com/MobileCEOs/status/456887105881649152
― a strange man (mh), Thursday, 17 April 2014 21:02 (twelve years ago)
https://twitter.com/MobileCEOs/status/433665000301797376
― purposely lend impetus to my HOOS (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 17 April 2014 21:24 (twelve years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/cwF46iM.jpg
― 龜, Friday, 18 April 2014 00:47 (twelve years ago)
Haha, I was just thinking about that one the other day.
― pplains, Friday, 18 April 2014 02:15 (twelve years ago)
https://scontent-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1.0-9/10245477_10203288968722197_4990951049843395926_n.jpg
― scott seward, Friday, 18 April 2014 03:14 (twelve years ago)
77
― mookieproof, Friday, 18 April 2014 03:19 (twelve years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BlFYLf6CYAAIDRq.jpg
― goole, Friday, 18 April 2014 16:30 (twelve years ago)
Just realized the name of the troll in that is "biologicaldidbother"
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, 18 April 2014 21:39 (twelve years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/Sd4ZSI9.gif
― purposely lend impetus to my HOOS (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 19 April 2014 18:00 (twelve years ago)
sidebar: what is the originsl gif?
― it definitely wasn't designed to be a pants pocket player (stevie), Saturday, 19 April 2014 19:23 (twelve years ago)
http://i.minus.com/iNMpEaKU59uF7.gif
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDZCZeVaaKE
― pplains, Saturday, 19 April 2014 22:48 (twelve years ago)
cheers pp!
― it definitely wasn't designed to be a pants pocket player (stevie), Sunday, 20 April 2014 10:51 (twelve years ago)
wrong video, its this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x35P2wTX0zg
― am0n, Monday, 21 April 2014 04:23 (twelve years ago)
^^^
― pplains, Monday, 21 April 2014 13:41 (twelve years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqsAvKqqf2g
― am0n, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 20:40 (twelve years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/9Oztld3.gif
― 龜, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 13:05 (twelve years ago)
taint
― andrew m., Wednesday, 23 April 2014 15:36 (twelve years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYURGPiX5Wk
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Friday, 25 April 2014 17:55 (twelve years ago)
― sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 26 April 2014 01:51 (twelve years ago)