Ask TOMBOT

Or like when you reposted pretty fucking evil libelous stuff that had been deleted so that the mods had to delete your post off the mod board? Grow up man

QUESTIONS FOR TOMBOT PLEASE

ANGER RISING

TOMBOT,

Should I, neither Lutheran nor gay, go to the 'games' party tonight with the pretty-dull Lutheran teetotalers, or should I let the gays take me to 'a major bash in this awesome designer's apartment' where they will give me a whole bunch of drinks and try to convince me that everyone is just a little bisexual.

'Neither' is unfortunately not an option.

no offense to anyone but I am all over the lutheran games party in that scenario. if you're a straight (where straight is defined as completely incapable of being interested in getting oral from another man) getting drunk with a bunch of gay guys cannot be underrated enough. it SUUUUCKS. also "lutheran teetotaler" is an oxymoron, isn't it?

Mr. TOMBOTo,

So, what's the deal with the Dutch board? The people demand to know the truth. Where did it come from, why is it here, what is it for, and why is it tolerated?

Domo arrigato,
Bobby

Bobby,

I don't know, shit was before my time. But it probably came from the Netherlands, is here because the Netherlands have access to the internet, is for people from the Netherlands to have conversations on the internet, and it is tolerated because ILX's own existence is a product of the continued prosperity of NATO and the EU as well as APEC, therefore, we seek to further international goodwill wherever possible.

i appreciate your thoughts, sir. personally i am in very much favour of it, largely because of the sheer randomness of its very existence, and i hope it can be safeguarded for future generations to be puzzled by.

wat did u think of the movie "breach"?

what was your favourite bar in tallin?

am0n, I think that Breach is pretty decent on its own merits and it certainly does an admirable job of representing the white people bits of the DCMA, along with an absolutely astounding job of reproducing the interior of the J Edgar Hoover building during 2001-2003. Unfortunately, I don't want to hear another goddamn thing about Bob Hanssen whether Chris Cooper is doing a great job of pretending to be him or not and The Departed is about forty orders of magnitude better as a double double agent film.

caek, this was my favorite bar in tallinn:

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1018/802456337_38b9ef0892.jpg

ryan phillippe as... tombot

"fuck this FBI shit, I'm going to go work for.. Homeland Security"

dear thomas,

why the fuck can't this site put together a real fuckin search engine? why is it that bigger forums manage to have functional ass search engines while we are stuck with the internet equivalent of a fuckin candelabra in a cavern? is it money? i bet if yall put a paypal button on the front page enough ppl would contribute to whip that shit into shape. c'mon you pussies.

google works pretty well

for shit that actually got indexed

for shit that actually got indexed

that was my favourite bar too. excellent home fries type snacks and tolerant of our behaviour. söök and jook.

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f325/caek/Picture1-1.png

(not me, friend who looks like robert de niro who does not like being photographed)

TONEBOT

we are trying to book a show in DC: halp???????? would walrus or que know anything about anything?

pretzel walrus would be the dude I think

http://www.parconline.biz/photoart/images/20060929110728_img_0023.jpg

how do i do it

get ahold of him, like

I have no idea honestly. try e-mailing him from an old post?

tombot u never answered me! it was a serious q.

guys i'm still real proud of my TOMBATSIGNAL.jpg

yeah but ade this is the ask tombot thread, not the moderator request forum? it's kind of like asking the bouncer why his establishment doesn't offer bottle service

dogg i started a thread about it on there a while back and all that happened was one limey screaming at me, another limey givin me a really unsatisfying answer, and the thread bein locked. i thot mb u could do better, idk!!!!

TOMBOT: is your PS3 thread going to be RONG fodder soon/now? :/

I see this thread's getting modded, too.

TOMBOT, I'm askin':

What to do about personal space invader who lives downstairs, can hear his drunken caterwauling. Dude is always drunk or hung over and SMELLS too.

how ghastly

let me guess, nick nolte?

tremendoid to thread

No, dude is way more decrepit than a Nolte. He's more like Withnail plus 30 pounds and 30 years. I just want to HULK SMASH him because on top of above complaint he has blacked out his windows and balcony, hassles all neighbours and caretaker and is nosy neighbour.

BTW I was asking TOMBOT.

what band is he in?

http://everseradio.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/SpaceInvaders.jpg

Chaki: Mother Fist and the Jizzstains. Next!

I have no *real* reason to hate the silly cow, yet I am consumed by a dislike so extreme I cannot quite explain it. Well, nyah, nepotist colonic-irrigating, irritating bitch won't be joining OUR club anytime soon.

Wow, you're so amazing and superior to me, I'll try to remember that next time your towering intellect crosses my humble path.

Sorry, TOMBOT.

lol humble

I know trollbait when I write it, trust me on that!

i talked to andy warhol; he said you're lame

What to do about personal space invader who lives downstairs, can hear his drunken caterwauling. Dude is always drunk or hung over and SMELLS too.

Set him on fire.

let me guess, nick nolte?

No.

what band is he in?

Gorillaz.

xpost it's funny because the satire and the object of satire are more or less indistinguishable

If I set him on fire, TOMBOT, there is a slight risk the rising flames might singe my own apartment.

Also, jail sucks.

Well, move out yourself or force him to move out somehow. At least he hasn't shown up at your door off his meds and requested that you punch him.

Motherfucker freaks me out, what can I say, but neither of us will be moving AFAIK. There's a form for asking your neighbours to check for leaks but pounding on doors and shouting through the letterbox before you've even left your seat JUST AIN'T IT. Skin. Crawling...

minimize time spent at home

Hahahaha, I *am* on a fucker of a deadline as it happens.