dirt bag style

i'm imagining a green crust of copper forming at the shower floor

bingo.

i asked one of them why that was and he said that the other dude "falls asleep on the couch with his shirt off and all the spare change that falls out of his pockets sticks to his body and doesn't come off until he gets in the shower"

lol iirc there's actually an episode of this american life dealing w/ this phenomenon

i hate loose coins scattered around that i tend to throw them out, except for quarters and the occassional dime. pennies just go in the trash all the time, i fucking hate pennies

oh lord

Let me...is anyone eating? You might want to put that down and swallow really well.

I just pulled the insoles out of my work sneakers and I don't wear socks, okay? I put the insoles in a bowl with hot water and ammonia and the ground-in skin just FLOATED OFF in rafts. It was amazing. I don't have time to wash the shoes themselves because I need them tomorrow, but I WILL SOON, because SATISFACTION!

not wearing socks with work sneakers is some dirtbag olympics-level training. kudos.

I don't like wearing socks. Too many layers, they just bunch up, and they look stupid.

http://i.imgur.com/jBQJ2AG.png

nope

this is "dirt bag style" not "mentally ill style"

no rules, just right

what was in the tubs
& why two varieties

Would eat

old but relevant

http://i.imgur.com/rA9eKfL.jpg

cut it out

lolol

haha both of those sights are so disgraceful, i have a nostalgic soft spot for rough as guts dirtbags.

those two pics are like vice magazine interns trying to one-up each other on instagram

dudes just trying to cop the "how to basic" guy's steez
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4qNQq8pymU

http://images.viralnova.com/000/065/112/desktop-1407786267.png

i had the idea the other week to fill an espresso shot thing with kraft mac & cheese powder and tamp it down and make a shot with it

i thought putting loose leaves directly in a cup is sort of dirt bag http://imgur.com/sNNDmaS but apparently it's a thing in china, they call it grandpa style.

grandpa was kinda of a dirt bag too.

I was looking for something that dropped underneath the seat in my car and when I rolled the seat back I found half a slice of pizza

thats a thing everywhere

xp

Yeah idgi, what else would you do with loose leaf tea?

tea ball

Now that is just obscene, Roberto Spiralli . . . !

TEA BALL

loose leaf tea in a cup fuck yea

ssssips!

>discretely spit back a leave in my cup

just realized the only clean pair of underwear i have is... a jockstrap

#homodirtbagstyle

my gf got me merino wool socks and swears you can wear them 4 or 5 times between washing

i agree with that. i got these wool blend socks from costco i probably wear 3x or so. they never smell. i am a confirmed dirt bag though.

your gf is correct

I've got a half-dozen of these, but I hadn't even considered wearing them twice before a wash, much less 4 or 5 times.

http://cdn3.volusion.com/ecrb4.3npxd/v/vspfiles/photos/TPS31413-022-2.jpg

BUT MAYBE I WILL START IF YOU ALL ARE BEHIND THIS IDEA.

Sorry I couldn't find a larger photo.

Going to 3-D print that pic, free socks for life

I seriously wear my costco smartwool clone socks like 8 times between washings, and even then they don't really stink, they just aren't as soft anymore

that is like a known thing w/wool (vs say polypro), it never smells

Man, I have met some stinky sheep before though.

Putting off getting that antibiotic til after deadline; sinus infection turns into ear infection. Lose prescription slip while rushing to make overnight train trip out of state.

went grocery shopping last night and when unpacking felt like something was missing; i look in my bag this morning and a jar of pickles is sitting among the books and folders.

that's the cosmos giving you free lunch.

thats not dirtbag, thats luck

yeah but i paid for it!

Yeah but then you forgot about it so

free pickles

got asked if i could meet for a job interview today, said yes then immediately said "wait how about friday?" when i remembered i am wearing pants with a hole in them and my shoes are in desperate need of a shine

Been waiting for nights when the temperature falls below freezing and leaving dress shirts overnight out on my roof instead of washing them