t/s: nutella vs. giardia aka garbage bowl XXIII (aka FINAL DYING GASP OF NOISE BOARD)

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ugh that show is so bad though! everything she wears and uses is color-coded to match the week's theme.

― fellini-esque-lit-rockist (tehresa), Sunday, 27 August 2006 16:11 (nineteen years ago)

More on Sandra Lee

http://www.tvgasm.com/archives/food_network/001439.php

and @ Wiki

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sandra_Lee_(author)

― Jimmy Mod: THE HANDLESS ORGANIST (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Sunday, 27 August 2006 16:36 (nineteen years ago)

...and i have yet to see satisfactory images of boobage that would make me turn away from Nigella/Giada?

― Jimmy Mod: THE HANDLESS ORGANIST (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Sunday, 27 August 2006 16:37 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, i think she's the alyssa milano of foodtv, but the photo at the bottom of the wiki entry is the outfit i was referring to [i think.]

and oh man tablescape = this. she tries to make it seem totally normal and not the least bit neurotic/impossible/expensive in keeping with the pluperfect bourgeois homemaker mentality.

tehresa, my wife pointed out to me that her kitchen-aid mixer matches every interior. today's was orange. [yeah, i watch too much food tv (thanks wifey), even though i'm not an epicurean/gourmand/foodie (i chose voluptuary) and i can't cook more than pasta and a good artichoke dip. i'm amazed by the production values poured into every show. it's like nfl films for food (or porn, depending on your background in production)]

― blackmail (blackmail.is.my.life), Sunday, 27 August 2006 18:38 (nineteen years ago)

there was a thng on npr a few weekends ago where a former porn cinematographer talked about food tv...hillarious

― bb (bbrz), Sunday, 27 August 2006 18:49 (nineteen years ago)

oh yeah, porn types love it. the production values are more or less identical, and the camera techniques are too.

― blackmail (blackmail.is.my.life), Sunday, 27 August 2006 18:54 (nineteen years ago)

and the sounds!!

its actually very funny to hear clips of giada's show on the radio..all this squishing, etc...

the lighting on her show is just crazy, too..all those soft brights

― bb (bbrz), Sunday, 27 August 2006 19:04 (nineteen years ago)

her SHOW is excellent; I've made the 'pole up her ass diction' comment before tho...

― Jimmy Mod: THE HANDLESS ORGANIST (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Sunday, 27 August 2006 19:08 (nineteen years ago)

yes the sounds. i think the network drew inspiration [so to speak] from the cooing voiceovers on the orig iron chef. everything's so decadent! and high end!

how long before a nigella vs. giada cookoff?

― blackmail (blackmail.is.my.life), Sunday, 27 August 2006 19:09 (nineteen years ago)

There was a thing in Harper's a while ago about food porn.

You guys forgot "stoup"!!!

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Sunday, 27 August 2006 19:21 (nineteen years ago)

ohhh, the npr thing also compared iron chef to and s&m dungeon.

― bb (bbrz), Sunday, 27 August 2006 19:47 (nineteen years ago)

that garbage bowl business is bullshit. i've always used one of those.

― gbx (skowly), Sunday, 27 August 2006 19:48 (nineteen years ago)

Ahhhhh!!! chopping chiles with evidently cracked hands...i suppose i should have followed some tv hint or another....damn, stinging...this salsa better be amazing

― bb (bbrz), Sunday, 27 August 2006 20:50 (nineteen years ago)

giada is the sort of woman you make hot via projection...take the cameras away, just some average broad

lies

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Sunday, 27 August 2006 21:11 (nineteen years ago)

seomeone explain me "garbage bowl"?

― jed_ (jed), Sunday, 27 August 2006 23:00 (nineteen years ago)

someone please don't explain that.

― killy (baby lenin pin), Sunday, 27 August 2006 23:05 (nineteen years ago)

ok I just googled it. it's a bowl to put food scraps in while cooking?! wtf, how big are american kitchens if you can't just go to the bin, seriously.

― genital hyphys (haitch), Sunday, 27 August 2006 23:27 (nineteen years ago)

huge man you dont even know

― chaki (chaki), Sunday, 27 August 2006 23:51 (nineteen years ago)

massive..in uk parlance

it just makes it quicker when yr prep cooking. though i just use a small bin on the floor by the couterside...just and old grocery bag in a bucket..that can go out when i leave for work in the morning...

xpost...shes comepletely eroticized by being on tv...she "classicly" cute but little more. if you sawr her in the street you'd scarecely care.

― bb (bbrz), Monday, 28 August 2006 00:22 (nineteen years ago)

omg this thread! BOOMBS MAKE AMERICA HUNGEE

― captain reverend gandalf jesus (nickalicious), Monday, 28 August 2006 00:54 (nineteen years ago)

Giada does this thing where her neck and hands go all erect OMG, SO HOT.

― captain reverend gandalf jesus (nickalicious), Monday, 28 August 2006 00:56 (nineteen years ago)

ORNALDO BOOMBS FOR PRESIDETN

― genital hyphys (haitch), Monday, 28 August 2006 00:59 (nineteen years ago)

re garbage bin: my grandparents have been doing this for years. we used to do this, but only to keep scraps to go out for the compost pile.

― fellini-esque-lit-rockist (tehresa), Monday, 28 August 2006 02:23 (nineteen years ago)

ben yer completely wrong about giada being only hot on TV. she is always beautiful no matter what.

― the eunuchs, Cassim and Mustafa, who guarded Abdur Ali's harem (orion), Monday, 28 August 2006 02:29 (nineteen years ago)

WORD.

― gbx (skowly), Monday, 28 August 2006 03:29 (nineteen years ago)

ian, face facts.

also, after watching about 15 minutes of he chefs bio thing i had come to find her unbearable...though my brother has her cookbook, and it has decent offering.

now. the fact that her features a freakishly out of proportion to the size of her head could allow for something...exciting, but no. you want her to be hot, but shes simply just reasonable...

― bb (bbrz), Monday, 28 August 2006 11:01 (nineteen years ago)

She has such shit posture, I can't tell if it's the product or the result of her seemingly ginormous cranium.

― captain reverend gandalf jesus (nickalicious), Monday, 28 August 2006 11:50 (nineteen years ago)

that "a" above should be are....are freakishly...

― bb (bbrz), Monday, 28 August 2006 12:05 (nineteen years ago)

I love Giada but sometimes when she is excited she looks and behaves like a Skexis.

― captain reverend gandalf jesus (nickalicious), Monday, 28 August 2006 12:09 (nineteen years ago)

haha

i cant find a still of the skexis eating...damn

― bb (bbrz), Monday, 28 August 2006 12:13 (nineteen years ago)

I got one of G's cookbooks last Xmass, it actually has some good non-mayonnaise-using recipes along w/100 shots of her SMILING.

― m coleman (lovebug starski), Monday, 28 August 2006 12:22 (nineteen years ago)

Her posture, ow ow ow. I suspect Giada is actually a tiny shorty, but she has that slump that v tall girls sometimes use to disguise their towering -- the slump is sort of fashionable because WHO'S TALL? MODELS, THAT'S WHO! AND THEY'RE REALLY REALLY SKINNY, TOO! so their little ribcages almost bend backwards and by sad, sad association the slump is now everywhere.

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 28 August 2006 12:43 (nineteen years ago)

my slump my slump my slump

― PARTYMAN (dubplatestyle), Monday, 28 August 2006 12:48 (nineteen years ago)

check it out

― PARTYMAN (dubplatestyle), Monday, 28 August 2006 12:48 (nineteen years ago)

oh my god you are so so so otm (xxpost)

― el borracho (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 28 August 2006 12:48 (nineteen years ago)

jess is otm too

― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 28 August 2006 12:52 (nineteen years ago)

ha...i was trying to find a picture that might show us how tall she is and prove how right laurel is....but instead...this

― bb (bbrz), Monday, 28 August 2006 12:53 (nineteen years ago)

that's got to be an outake - no smile

maybe her large breasts/small frame tip the balance, so to speak?

― m coleman (lovebug starski), Monday, 28 August 2006 12:56 (nineteen years ago)

tipping?

― bb (bbrz), Monday, 28 August 2006 12:57 (nineteen years ago)

that picture -- giada is jerri blank and i claim my lunch money (xpost)

― el borracho (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 28 August 2006 12:58 (nineteen years ago)

her grandmother didn't slouch

― bb (bbrz), Monday, 28 August 2006 13:02 (nineteen years ago)

had no idea who these people were until this thread, just Googled and in fact Giada is granddaughter of movie producer Dino De Laurentiis.

― mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Monday, 28 August 2006 13:04 (nineteen years ago)

ESSENCE OF GELFLING

― captain reverend gandalf jesus (nickalicious), Monday, 28 August 2006 13:05 (nineteen years ago)

her grandmother with kirk douglas

― bb (bbrz), Monday, 28 August 2006 13:06 (nineteen years ago)

in fact Giada is granddaughter of movie producer Dino De Laurentiis.

http://www.digitalcreators.net/raiden/Funny%20Stuff/o%20rly..ruserious.JPG

― el borracho (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 28 August 2006 13:08 (nineteen years ago)

ok, i haven't actually seen either Nigella or Giada on television, only in this thread.

the recent evidence has my rethinking my initial decision

― gbx (skowly), Monday, 28 August 2006 13:08 (nineteen years ago)

Man whoever said Giada needs a smile trainer is sooo otm.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Monday, 28 August 2006 13:21 (nineteen years ago)

her grandmother with kirk douglas

also slumping due to enormous rack?

― fellini-esque-lit-rockist (tehresa), Monday, 28 August 2006 13:42 (nineteen years ago)

Giada is NOT that big, people. Her grandmother, maybe (OKAY THAT PICTURE), but G herself is a scrawny thing despite the fact that her breasts seem oddly round. Now, Nigella might have an excuse for slouching and yet she doesn't!

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 28 August 2006 13:53 (nineteen years ago)

at the end of the day...shes really not so special, as a physical specimen. as a spectacle...well, thats another story. i maintain that shes just an average woman who is made more attractive by the projection of a want for an object of lust.

― bb (bbrz), Monday, 28 August 2006 14:04 (nineteen years ago)

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oh man i would love to see giada at geno's, ordering a steak. she's been turning up the "authenticity" recently, maybe to defuse the cuban missile crisis we've imagined here.

fwiw, ina garten has all the same production values, but weighs as much as nigella and giada put together [well, not quite.] why i have to watch that show when there's doubtless another great makeover show on another channel is beyond me. [oh please could someone make comcast stop providing such inane content!] oh, you say this is "comcast country"? thanks for nothing gov. rendell!

― blackmail (blackmail.is.my.life), Wednesday, 30 August 2006 00:10 (nineteen years ago)

how have we neglected the scandanvia cooking woman?

on pbs....whats her name?

― bb (bbrz), Wednesday, 30 August 2006 00:19 (nineteen years ago)

two years pass...

good thread imo. prescient.

― ian, Thursday, 20 August 2009 04:54 (sixteen years ago)

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