i ate 2 more, total: 8
― jhøshea, Monday, 26 November 2007 21:55 (sixteen years ago) link
i am pretty impressed by that
― rrrobyn, Monday, 26 November 2007 22:03 (sixteen years ago) link
ty. the # of clementines ive consumed in my life is a little bit scary for me to think abt.
― jhøshea, Monday, 26 November 2007 22:09 (sixteen years ago) link
How is stomach?
― Laurel, Monday, 26 November 2007 22:10 (sixteen years ago) link
v strong devours all never complains
― jhøshea, Monday, 26 November 2007 22:12 (sixteen years ago) link
in the NW, we call em SATSUMAS. They come wrapped in COPYRIGHT NOTICE.
Clementines != satsumas. Satsumas are the king of fruits. I have eaten 0 clementines in 2008. I have comfortably eaten 500+ satsumas. Daily intake increases further in the run-up to Christmas.
― caek, Monday, 26 November 2007 22:14 (sixteen years ago) link
How to recognize
satusma: smooth, baggy skin, tastes like a million virgins are showering you with lotus blossoms
clementine: dimpled, tight skin, tastes like cheap cologne and fried chicken
― caek, Monday, 26 November 2007 22:16 (sixteen years ago) link
500+ future eaten satsumas whoa
― rrrobyn, Monday, 26 November 2007 22:20 (sixteen years ago) link
Britain is one year ahead.
― caek, Monday, 26 November 2007 22:22 (sixteen years ago) link
Also I have had two beers and am writing paper for publication in 2008 and my mind is weeping.
― caek, Monday, 26 November 2007 22:23 (sixteen years ago) link
clementines are better tho
― jhøshea, Monday, 26 November 2007 22:29 (sixteen years ago) link
i have only eaten half a v small apple, 4 fresh dates and a v small tomato, fruitwise, and i don't even call tomatoes fruit so that doesn't really count i gotta up my game for 2008
― rrrobyn, Monday, 26 November 2007 22:29 (sixteen years ago) link
I may start satsumas.xls for 2008.
― caek, Monday, 26 November 2007 22:33 (sixteen years ago) link
actually that is retarded
― caek, Monday, 26 November 2007 22:35 (sixteen years ago) link
hah
― jhøshea, Monday, 26 November 2007 22:35 (sixteen years ago) link
wait what abt a thread?
I clipped about 60 satsumas from my aunt jewell's tree last week shook down about three dozen pecans, too and held a grasshopper in my hand who was as long as my index finger
― El Tomboto, Monday, 26 November 2007 22:37 (sixteen years ago) link
wow, can I visit?
― caek, Monday, 26 November 2007 22:42 (sixteen years ago) link
How many poops have you guys done today?
i ate 4 apples (fuji)
― elmo argonaut, Monday, 26 November 2007 23:35 (sixteen years ago) link
sorry I killed your thread with poop-chat, jhoshea.
You and I should see you can eat the most citrus in 2008, you or I.
― caek, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 01:41 (sixteen years ago) link
or you
― jergïns, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 01:43 (sixteen years ago) link
u never no
― caek, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 01:51 (sixteen years ago) link
i had 3 today. only thing i like about the holiday season are clementines.
― homosexual II, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 03:28 (sixteen years ago) link
they sell mangosteen powder at the veg market across the street from me. i'm sure this is -9874398w74645 times as good as the real thing
― bell_labs, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 03:30 (sixteen years ago) link
ch0wh0und has some mangosteen obsessives. they occasionally post alert threads to let others know that smuggled fruits are available in chinatown somewhere. if you really want them, it would probably be worth checking searching the manhattan board during mangosteen season.
― lauren, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 15:22 (sixteen years ago) link
ok thx 4 the tip!
ceka - challenge accepted!
clementine total today: 0
― jhøshea, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 15:24 (sixteen years ago) link
Today: three satsumas so far
― caek, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 17:19 (sixteen years ago) link
Only 2, I finished off the crate this morning. I probably ate 10 yesterday.
― nickalicious, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 17:31 (sixteen years ago) link
2.
― caek, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 14:47 (sixteen years ago) link
yesterday 2 clementines lined up for today 2 clementines
― dmr, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 16:50 (sixteen years ago) link
anyone want to bring me some
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 17:15 (sixteen years ago) link
2
― jhøshea, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 17:16 (sixteen years ago) link
so far this season: 1 crate, 2 bags.
4 if i eat enough can i ward off the flu?
― bell_labs, Sunday, 13 January 2008 01:58 (sixteen years ago) link
satsuma season pretty much over in Europe ;_;
― caek, Sunday, 13 January 2008 14:56 (sixteen years ago) link
also, bell_labs, you may rely on it
― caek, Sunday, 13 January 2008 14:57 (sixteen years ago) link
i haven't had any yet this year :(
― gbx, Sunday, 13 January 2008 16:06 (sixteen years ago) link
i got 4lbs at fairway this afternoon. i'll be surprised if they make it past wednesday.
― lauren, Monday, 14 January 2008 00:30 (sixteen years ago) link
the california cuties clementines logo is ridiculously.... cute
http://www.sunpacific.com/images/clementines.gif
― jaxon, Monday, 14 January 2008 00:37 (sixteen years ago) link
http://nedraggett.wordpress.com/2008/01/14/a-quick-word-about-minneolas/
― caek, Monday, 14 January 2008 21:58 (sixteen years ago) link
i had a blood orange today
― bell_labs, Monday, 14 January 2008 22:03 (sixteen years ago) link
none
― stevienixed, Monday, 14 January 2008 22:31 (sixteen years ago) link
I bought 2 kilos from waitrose today. But haven't eaten any cause I made brownies.
― G00blar, Monday, 14 January 2008 22:52 (sixteen years ago) link
― jhøshea, Monday, 14 January 2008 22:53 (sixteen years ago) link
terrible thread.
― chaki, Monday, 14 January 2008 22:57 (sixteen years ago) link
stfu chak
― jhøshea, Monday, 14 January 2008 22:57 (sixteen years ago) link
no u stfu, orangeass
― chaki, Monday, 14 January 2008 23:32 (sixteen years ago) link
omg, do NOT google image search for "orange ass"
― jaxon, Monday, 14 January 2008 23:36 (sixteen years ago) link
lolololol jaxon
― J0rdan S., Monday, 14 January 2008 23:44 (sixteen years ago) link
that's lightweight sumo
― clouds, Sunday, 18 March 2018 18:04 (six years ago) link
twowe are back in business!
― alomar lines, Thursday, 26 September 2019 16:43 (four years ago) link
only had 1 left, poor performance unless i can get to the store later
― ciderpress, Thursday, 26 September 2019 16:48 (four years ago) link