zing

http://i40.tinypic.com/s16mns.png

haha the description is kind of a dry zing too

lmbo stand-up comic

#jokes

this is not about God or religious conviction. this is about the erosion of civil rights in America, where a hospital is authorized to declare a still-breathing patient dead and refuse to acknowledge the parents' unequivocal desire to give her a chance to recover.Teri Schiavo was harmed by these same liberal laws that give the courts the right to dictate life or death.this hospital merely wants to conceal the truth about why Jahi is in this state by letting her die fearing if she sparks awake that she will reveal her mistreatments. brain-dead victims have recovered numerous times despite being told they had no chance to recover. if she does eventually die in her new facility, i hope the children's hospital is sued and razed to the ground. course I'm sure you liberal-type here are all for supporting the aristocracy of hospital and the legal system's raping of the concept of death, but hey, what's truth in the way of a bunch of lies?

― Pedro Thelion, Sunday, January 12, 2014 9:34 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

jeff

― Pedro Mba Obiang Avomo est un joueur de football hispano-ganéen (nakhchivan), Sunday, January 12, 2014 9:36 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

a solid one word retort congealed in the vaginal orifice you call a face

― Pedro Thelion, Sunday, January 12, 2014 9:39 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

cant front nakh that was icy

whos the rightwing nut?

yr mothers one did look a lot like her face tho deems

morbs just found out about the death panels

think it might be an actual valuable new poster

cant front about the front bottom

woah its been ages since we had a right wing troll.

darragh's still here ffs

I go easy on youse dreamy twits tbf

a terrible man for the harsh realities

I was happy go lucky in nature up as far as oooh say gerry francis

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-AjNVjfX5w0w/Ul-E9Z03vwI/AAAAAAAALEs/qrCQp_cLSrE/s1600/brooke-bond-play-better-soccer-01.jpg

got a copy of this at home if it'll help

Prob best sending it to gerry amirite

Anyway lets all enjoy the new (sock) guy while hes here, i been avoiding squabbles lately

i dunno a rage-sock only really works if its not a sock

but i learned about Pedro the Lion so that added to the scope of my cultural purview

god i told myself i was gonna focus and not get bored this week

You couldnt even focus on the troll once you saw the lion. This is why you missed out on that Narnia gig, and you've learned nothing since.

http://www.davethewave.co.uk/theherbs/pics/parsley-4.jpg

LIBERTY OR DEEEEEEATH

hang on lemme take this elsewehre stop ruining the izng thread

darragh's still here ffs

was going to make this joke but was worried my jokingness would be open to misinterpretation

I try to take in in spirit/character once its off whichever thread in question so i note yr position for future ref etc

But come come there are zings or not?

Reuters Top News ‏@Reuters 4m
World powers and Iran to resume nuclear talks in February

hahahaha

sick

Would have voted for Type of Way as my #1 had I voted. Just a fucking transcendental record. So much fun to be had with Rich Homie Quan impressions too.

― the Shearer of simulated snowsex etc. (Dwight Yorke), Thursday, January 23, 2014 10:37 AM (59 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Really want to hear Wight Dorke's Rich Homie Quan impressions

― 龜, Thursday, January 23, 2014 10:51 AM (45 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

mainly for "Wight Dorke", not even sure if the other bit was sarcastic

All credit to some dude, actually

yeah wd is a hall of fame slam

mods should just like permanently change his dn to alton lister

Racial slur smh

wraithal slur smh

all you zingers should get your box

zing

Now go home and get your zingbox.

No more zings, Billy.

if there's anyone who knows what jonah hill's dick actually looks like it's morbs

― balls, Saturday, January 25, 2014 9:00 PM (50 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it looks like you

― eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Saturday, January 25, 2014 9:14 PM (36 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

cuz you want to put it in yr mouth?

― balls, Saturday, January 25, 2014 9:33 PM

only if i could give him cancer

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2014/01/140125-dogs-canine-cancer-tasmanian-devils-oldest-known-living-cancer/

omg look at those foxes in the sidebar

omg morbs

http://images.nationalgeographic.com/wpf/media-live/photos/000/734/cache/foxes-anders_73438_600x450.jpg

how cute are these foxes morbs

Heavy artillery

me and morbs

http://www.quickmeme.com/img/1d/1d7fe591f8fc71169959bd20fd200b19cc4277bc7bb9414839f7044b24586f80.jpg

http://www.frontiersla.com/Pics/Blog%20Images%203/Cruising-Al-Pacino.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RbMTDLFOjA

I want to eat a sandwich. I want to eat a pizza. This common desire has literally made the two objects visually indistinguishable to me.

"bobbins" makes me never want to click on a techno thread so, good work, whoever

― eat the 'kkake, anime (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, January 27, 2014 8:03 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

good work indeed

― karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Monday, January 27, 2014 8:09 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink