JOKE
Q: what would you do if tuomas was complaining about constipation
― s1ocki, Friday, 27 February 2009 17:24 (seventeen years ago)
A: whats constipation?
― ice cr?m, Friday, 27 February 2009 17:26 (seventeen years ago)
A: suggest bran
― s1ocki, Friday, 27 February 2009 17:26 (seventeen years ago)
ok genuine lol @ jhos
― Lots of praying with no breakfast! (HI DERE), Friday, 27 February 2009 17:27 (seventeen years ago)
give him a finn-ema
― 'lop chalpagne (and what), Friday, 27 February 2009 17:28 (seventeen years ago)
would that result in a tuomas sundae
― deej da 5'9 (deej), Friday, 27 February 2009 17:29 (seventeen years ago)
too far
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Friday, 27 February 2009 17:30 (seventeen years ago)
It looks a _lot_ like NRQ, tbh.
― Eerie, Indierocker (The stickman from the hilarious xkcd comics), Friday, February 27, 2009 5:53 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
idk mayne...
― special guest stars mark bronson, Friday, 27 February 2009 18:32 (seventeen years ago)
just the backwards purple cap and red glasses right
― s1ocki, Friday, 27 February 2009 19:08 (seventeen years ago)
and i do say oh snap a lot.
― special guest stars mark bronson, Friday, 27 February 2009 19:24 (seventeen years ago)
pleasantly shocked nobody's suggested me yet tbh
― its gotta be HOOSy para steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 27 February 2009 19:49 (seventeen years ago)
0 sbs is pretty vanilla imo. i got more than double dom's trouble.
― special guest stars mark bronson, Friday, 27 February 2009 19:51 (seventeen years ago)
doo doo brown
― always on time, possibly a bear (Matt P), Friday, 27 February 2009 20:02 (seventeen years ago)
made my day.
― Dr Morbius, Friday, 27 February 2009 20:06 (seventeen years ago)
there are so many injokes in a waterfall right here
― the styles are a lie (roxymuzak), Friday, 27 February 2009 21:59 (seventeen years ago)
Sounds like an average weekend for Whiney.
― Blap for Lashes (The stickman from the hilarious xkcd comics), Friday, 27 February 2009 21:59 (seventeen years ago)
don't go drownin' in waterfallsplease stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to
― Fight scenes don't hold a candle to Asian action (forksclovetofu), Friday, 27 February 2009 23:46 (seventeen years ago)
have heard BP was gay-for-pay as struggling actor; so wd andtwat if the johns removed their dentures
― Dr Morbius, Monday, 2 March 2009 16:30 (1 hour ago) Permalink
whaaat
― homie bhabha (max), Monday, 2 March 2009 16:31 (1 hour ago) Permalink
are you asking me out on a date?
― [.]'s kids (and what), Monday, 2 March 2009 16:32 (1 hour ago) Permalink
― My carpal tunnel is too bad to go "all over." (Matt P), Monday, 2 March 2009 17:39 (seventeen years ago)
Ban zing threads pls
― Dr Morbius, Monday, 2 March 2009 17:48 (seventeen years ago)
This is from a thread about a team being disqualified after winning a BBC quiz show.
Fuck the spineless BBC jobsworths.No one is at all bothered about it except mediocre bureaucrats trying to keep their own worthless "jobs."And of course, the Meejah, who can spot a Good Story at a hundred paces.My God, how we hate and envy intelligent, talented people in this country.― Here he is with the classic "Poème Électronique." Good track (Marcello Carlin), Tuesday, March 3, 2009 8:30 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalinkthe guy was ineligible you fucking moron.― Judd Nelson (special guest stars mark bronson), Tuesday, March 3, 2009 9:16 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
No one is at all bothered about it except mediocre bureaucrats trying to keep their own worthless "jobs."
And of course, the Meejah, who can spot a Good Story at a hundred paces.
My God, how we hate and envy intelligent, talented people in this country.
― Here he is with the classic "Poème Électronique." Good track (Marcello Carlin), Tuesday, March 3, 2009 8:30 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
the guy was ineligible you fucking moron.
― Judd Nelson (special guest stars mark bronson), Tuesday, March 3, 2009 9:16 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― caek, Tuesday, 3 March 2009 11:40 (seventeen years ago)
we need a 'suggest hardman' button
― Judd Nelson (special guest stars mark bronson), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 11:42 (seventeen years ago)
Tombot memorial button
― Captain Save-Ahlo (The stickman from the hilarious xkcd comics), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 12:12 (seventeen years ago)
meejah grauniad beeb
― s1ocki, Tuesday, 3 March 2009 14:59 (seventeen years ago)
Meejah will provide
― eman, Tuesday, 3 March 2009 15:09 (seventeen years ago)
hahaha
― s1ocki, Tuesday, 3 March 2009 15:59 (seventeen years ago)
I don't have any issues with JW. Yet. Though I don't know that much about him as a human being (vs. a collection of little anecdotes) and I'm about 85% sure he'd be more than happy to keep that arms' distance, "we only post on the same forum" type non-interactivity up. Ok, 90% sure. 91. There. Good enough. -- Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Wednesday, June 23, 2004 6:33 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Link
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 3 January 2008 18:38 (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
she was pretty f'd
― chaki, Thursday, 3 January 2008 18:40 (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
or lack of f'd
― special guest stars burt_stanton (The stickman from the hilarious xkcd comics), Wednesday, 4 March 2009 23:24 (seventeen years ago)
how do you just happen to come upon this shit
― cindy (goole), Wednesday, 4 March 2009 23:29 (seventeen years ago)
Bumped thread, dunny.
― special guest stars burt_stanton (The stickman from the hilarious xkcd comics), Wednesday, 4 March 2009 23:49 (seventeen years ago)
The real problem here seems to be pretty clear.
Unfortunately Dan has derailed/locked enough threads this past week or so with his tantrums to the extent that ILx has become far more of a chore and far less fun, either to read or to post on, and when things degenerate to the level that even a moderator can't keep his cool it's time to pull the plug. I experience more than enough of this crap at work; don't need to see it on a messageboard which is supposed to be about fun.
I'll pop back and see how things are in a month or so but am convinced that this was not what ILx was originally supposed to be about and am not overly optimistic that there will have been an improvement.
― Here he is with the classic "Poème Électronique." Good track (Marcello Carlin), Thursday, March 5, 2009 7:04 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
Marcello, giving yourself a self-congratulatory and tone-deaf reacharound is not what I would call productive criticism. But have fun in your month off.
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, March 5, 2009 7:06 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― The Reverend (rev), Thursday, 5 March 2009 17:56 (seventeen years ago)
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-UkouyWka8g/SYZ99vwrMUI/AAAAAAAAAOo/PTe8aOFhQD4/s400/damn+homie.jpg
― gooder dan a mug, lol (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 5 March 2009 18:16 (seventeen years ago)
yeah that post was the perfect combination of truth bomb/zing/holy-shit-did-he-just-say-that
― the thick man from the late "imp!" clusterfucks (k3vin k.), Thursday, 5 March 2009 18:17 (seventeen years ago)
be funnier if it wasn't ned tbh
― UNBAN DOM PASSANTINO (special guest stars mark bronson), Thursday, 5 March 2009 18:19 (seventeen years ago)
show all posts, Ctrl-F "raggett" on this thread is good times
― We are all from Northampton now (caek), Thursday, 5 March 2009 18:22 (seventeen years ago)
are you fucking kidding me, it's like 1021209201x better that it was ned of all ppl
― s1ocki, Thursday, 5 March 2009 18:22 (seventeen years ago)
xp
― s1ocki, Thursday, 5 March 2009 18:23 (seventeen years ago)
seriously
― We are all from Northampton now (caek), Thursday, 5 March 2009 18:23 (seventeen years ago)
no idea why you guys think that but ech
― UNBAN DOM PASSANTINO (special guest stars mark bronson), Thursday, 5 March 2009 18:28 (seventeen years ago)
yeah i mean i am imagining him saying it, out loud, in his voice too is the thing here
― lady burt stanton (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Thursday, 5 March 2009 18:29 (seventeen years ago)
so rong
― The number of suggest bans required to send ILXors to the corn field (stevie), Thursday, 5 March 2009 18:44 (seventeen years ago)
mods r shit imo
― elmo argonaut, Thursday, March 5, 2009 1:54 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
Then go somewhere else.
― Wes HI DEREson (HI DERE), Thursday, March 5, 2009 1:55 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
make me motherfucker
― elmo argonaut, Thursday, March 5, 2009 1:55 PM (59 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― stanton in the shadows of brotown (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 5 March 2009 18:57 (seventeen years ago)
ice cold
― been HOOS, where yyyou steene!? (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 5 March 2009 19:10 (seventeen years ago)
elmo argonaut has been temporarily banned
― 'event horizon' director paul WS anderson (omar little), Thursday, 5 March 2009 19:11 (seventeen years ago)
^ultimate zing
― 3/5/09: today, we were all banned (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 5 March 2009 19:12 (seventeen years ago)
Okay.
― Wes HI DEREson (HI DERE), Thursday, March 5, 2009 1:56 PM (22 minutes ago)
― the thick man from the late "imp!" clusterfucks (k3vin k.), Thursday, 5 March 2009 19:19 (seventeen years ago)
i see no point in reading ilx any more
― homosexual II, Thursday, March 5, 2009 3:12 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
Cool, I just made that 1/51th of a reality 4 U.
― make me motherfucker (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, March 5, 2009 3:13 PM (5 seconds ago) Bookmark
it's been a good day
― 3/5/09: today, we were all banned (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 5 March 2009 21:14 (seventeen years ago)
luv how all the serious sb talk has made them even more lol
― ice cr?m, Thursday, 5 March 2009 21:26 (seventeen years ago)
omg whiney... serious zingage!!
― s1ocki, Thursday, 5 March 2009 22:15 (seventeen years ago)
the 4 u really made that one
― s1ocki, Thursday, 5 March 2009 22:16 (seventeen years ago)
i was just rippin off the classic Jordan S post "i just suggest banned you hope it was 50"
― 51 Luftballoons (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 5 March 2009 23:18 (seventeen years ago)
i just suggest banned you with a cup of coffee
― s1ocki, Thursday, 5 March 2009 23:25 (seventeen years ago)