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SUCK ON THAT KARLY

you are kind, I am (waterface), Tuesday, 10 December 2013 21:08 (twelve years ago)

YOU JUST GOT FACED

you are kind, I am (waterface), Tuesday, 10 December 2013 21:08 (twelve years ago)

Man now I wish I had never high fived waterface

乒乓, Tuesday, 10 December 2013 21:09 (twelve years ago)

Wait there was a good waterface post?

polyphonic, Tuesday, 10 December 2013 21:12 (twelve years ago)

lol

flopson, Tuesday, 10 December 2013 21:12 (twelve years ago)

maybe posting the wateface post to zing is the zing? think abt it

flopson, Tuesday, 10 December 2013 21:13 (twelve years ago)

zing zinging the zinger

From the Album No Baby for You! (Matt P), Tuesday, 10 December 2013 21:41 (twelve years ago)

i applaud yr alls vigilance in holding waface in check but you got to give it up for a quality zing no two ways about it

lag∞n, Tuesday, 10 December 2013 21:44 (twelve years ago)

i like this dry zing by lex

lol lex just because you choose to listen to miley cyrus m8, chill out lmao

― the Shearer of simulated snowsex etc. (Dwight Yorke), Tuesday, 10 December 2013 12:57 (8 hours ago) Permalink

DY i think your attempt at an insouciant posting style would work better with either the lol at the start or the lmao at the end but not both, bc that's a bit try-hard tbh

― lex pretend, Tuesday, 10 December 2013 12:58 (8 hours ago) Permalink

flopson, Tuesday, 10 December 2013 21:55 (twelve years ago)

could only have been improved by putting fyi at the beginning

veneer timber (imago), Tuesday, 10 December 2013 23:18 (twelve years ago)

nah tbh

mind totally brown (darraghmac), Tuesday, 10 December 2013 23:19 (twelve years ago)

Worked for me, and I'm sure Yorke appreciated the feedback

i am curious #yolo (wins), Tuesday, 10 December 2013 23:28 (twelve years ago)

lex can be murderous, that was stone cold genius

the "Weird Al" Yankovic of country music (stevie), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 07:42 (twelve years ago)

must try harder.

both.

no worthy zings.

Legitimate space tale (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 09:05 (twelve years ago)

As someone who has seen the first Hobbit movie, Josh in Chicago, perhaps three hours of your life isn't as precious as you think.

― Ward Fowler, Tuesday, December 17, 2013 8:38 AM (8 hours ago)

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Tuesday, 17 December 2013 17:04 (twelve years ago)

Threads like this make me so proud to be British!

Rocked by a scandal on this scale, and who do we vent our anger at? The banks? The traders? The City? The woefully inadequate regulatory system? The successive governments that refused to do anything about any of the above, while fawning over these supposed "wealth creators"?

No. The most reprehensible villain in all this is a rather unpleasant and deeply spoiled but still physically highly attractive adolescent girl. This is the single most appropriate place we can focus our opprobrium!

Well done all round, chaps. Brilliant thread.

― White Chocolate Cheesecake, Saturday, July 7, 2012 9:33 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you are such a retard

― dis civilization and its contents (nakhchivan), Saturday, July 7, 2012 9:34 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

fuck off out of all my threads, ever

― dis civilization and its contents (nakhchivan), Saturday, July 7, 2012 9:35 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

slam dunk, Tuesday, 17 December 2013 18:38 (twelve years ago)

nakh: hardman zing champion

Mordy , Tuesday, 17 December 2013 19:34 (twelve years ago)

if you think that's a good zing i have several billion youtube comments to show you...

the "Weird Al" Yankovic of country music (stevie), Wednesday, 18 December 2013 07:41 (twelve years ago)

otm

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 18 December 2013 14:19 (twelve years ago)

Yeah "fuck off retard" absolutely doesn't qualify for this thread. Nakh: you can do better. Slam dunk: hi.

deeja entendu (wins), Wednesday, 18 December 2013 14:39 (twelve years ago)

it's not what he said but the way he said it

Mordy , Wednesday, 18 December 2013 14:42 (twelve years ago)

there's a parazingtext here

Mordy , Wednesday, 18 December 2013 14:43 (twelve years ago)

there's a parazingtext here

you're wasting your life

the "Weird Al" Yankovic of country music (stevie), Wednesday, 18 December 2013 15:01 (twelve years ago)

there's a zing for you

the "Weird Al" Yankovic of country music (stevie), Wednesday, 18 December 2013 15:01 (twelve years ago)

classic nakh

|$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Wednesday, 18 December 2013 15:08 (twelve years ago)

probably a post is not a zing if you can imagine it being something a small crying child might say.

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 18 December 2013 15:33 (twelve years ago)

the joke the parazing if you will i think is that wcc was known to tell people to get off her threads and generally feeling like threads she started belonged to her

lag∞n, Wednesday, 18 December 2013 15:34 (twelve years ago)

Maybe it doesn't belong in the wild outside its context then.

Or maybe append one of these things to the post to educate thread visitors.

http://media.courierpress.com/media/img/photos/2011/04/02/IMG_2762_t607.JPG

pplains, Wednesday, 18 December 2013 15:42 (twelve years ago)

probably a post is not a zing if you can imagine it being something a small crying child might say.

― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 18 December 2013 10:33 (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lmao

flopson, Wednesday, 18 December 2013 15:43 (twelve years ago)

weak run of entries to this thread, tbh

k3vin k., Wednesday, 18 December 2013 16:23 (twelve years ago)

classic k3vin k

|$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Wednesday, 18 December 2013 16:40 (twelve years ago)

zing

the five people you meet in Hedon (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 18 December 2013 16:42 (twelve years ago)

kevin is still mad that waterface burned him so bad

lag∞n, Wednesday, 18 December 2013 16:44 (twelve years ago)

still damp

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 18 December 2013 16:50 (twelve years ago)

PZSD

christmas candy bar (al leong), Wednesday, 18 December 2013 16:50 (twelve years ago)

faced

you are kind, I am (waterface), Wednesday, 18 December 2013 17:13 (twelve years ago)

doesn't someone have to say your name 3 times or something before you show up?

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 18 December 2013 17:18 (twelve years ago)

close your eyes if you believe in me

you are kind, I am (waterface), Wednesday, 18 December 2013 17:39 (twelve years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/AIhe6Ob.png

Damn

乒乓, Monday, 23 December 2013 22:10 (twelve years ago)

friday_daaaaaamn.gif

the late great, Tuesday, 24 December 2013 00:17 (twelve years ago)

http://i40.tinypic.com/s16mns.png

mitch hedberg and kevin hart (sleepingbag), Saturday, 4 January 2014 01:29 (twelve years ago)

haha the description is kind of a dry zing too

socki (s1ocki), Monday, 6 January 2014 00:59 (twelve years ago)

lmbo stand-up comic

The Reverend, Saturday, 11 January 2014 21:11 (twelve years ago)

#jokes

mile.y (wins), Saturday, 11 January 2014 21:13 (twelve years ago)

this is not about God or religious conviction. this is about the erosion of civil rights in America, where a hospital is authorized to declare a still-breathing patient dead and refuse to acknowledge the parents' unequivocal desire to give her a chance to recover.Teri Schiavo was harmed by these same liberal laws that give the courts the right to dictate life or death.this hospital merely wants to conceal the truth about why Jahi is in this state by letting her die fearing if she sparks awake that she will reveal her mistreatments. brain-dead victims have recovered numerous times despite being told they had no chance to recover. if she does eventually die in her new facility, i hope the children's hospital is sued and razed to the ground. course I'm sure you liberal-type here are all for supporting the aristocracy of hospital and the legal system's raping of the concept of death, but hey, what's truth in the way of a bunch of lies?

― Pedro Thelion, Sunday, January 12, 2014 9:34 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

jeff

― Pedro Mba Obiang Avomo est un joueur de football hispano-ganéen (nakhchivan), Sunday, January 12, 2014 9:36 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

a solid one word retort congealed in the vaginal orifice you call a face

― Pedro Thelion, Sunday, January 12, 2014 9:39 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

is this semi-amateurism? (darraghmac), Monday, 13 January 2014 00:09 (twelve years ago)

cant front nakh that was icy

is this semi-amateurism? (darraghmac), Monday, 13 January 2014 00:09 (twelve years ago)

whos the rightwing nut?

the Bronski Review (Trayce), Monday, 13 January 2014 00:27 (twelve years ago)

yr mothers one did look a lot like her face tho deems

Pedro Mba Obiang Avomo est un joueur de football hispano-ganéen (nakhchivan), Monday, 13 January 2014 00:28 (twelve years ago)

morbs just found out about the death panels

balls, Monday, 13 January 2014 00:29 (twelve years ago)

think it might be an actual valuable new poster

Pedro Mba Obiang Avomo est un joueur de football hispano-ganéen (nakhchivan), Monday, 13 January 2014 00:29 (twelve years ago)


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