truth bombs

at our workplace they only give you a piece of carrot cake along with a piece of stick cake

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20t4gBf_1d4

We do have mince pies! We call them mince meat pies. Tho possibly they're something entirely different from your mince pies.

During the English Civil War, along with the censure of other Catholic customs, they were banned: "Nay, the poor rosemary and bays, and Christmas pie, is made an abomination."

x-post - They're different. Mince pies are filled with sweet goodness like currants and um other delicious sweet fruit and spicy stuff. Dammit I want a mince pie now.

That's what I know "mincemeat pie" to be. Tho my dad used to insist that a REAL mincemeat pie also contained meat, esp. venison, so idk.

Yeah mincemeat isn't meat

It can have suet in tho

mmmm mince pies
everyone here that I know HATES mince but I love love love it

my mum makes them every year, she calls them mouse pies (mince -> mice etc)

That's what I know "mincemeat pie" to be. Tho my dad used to insist that a REAL mincemeat pie also contained meat, esp. venison, so idk.

― disgruntled punter (Je55e), Sunday, December 1, 2013 7:33 PM (35 minutes ago) Bookmark

originally they did. Is your dad from medieval times?

http://insiderspassport.com/images/viking-drinking.jpg

I've seen mincemeat here in the U.S. that contains beef as well as fruit

He was born in 1915 so yeh I guess so.

I love mince(meat) pie (no meat).

And it's an obvious challop, but it's true: I LOVE fruitcake.

absence from fruitcake has made my heart grow fonder for it

I find that, almost like a drug, my tolerance for fruit in fruit cakes goes up, and I need more and more fruit to get the same 'hit'.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBJ_PwpoIvs

proper boozy fruity Christmas cake + mature cheddar = last meal fit for a god

why is it that the worst posters are always the ones bumping and posting on this thread

― flopson, Thursday, December 5, 2013 11:28 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

haha nice decontextualization. works in pretty much any context

There must be few phrases that sum up the mid-late '90s more effortlessly than "breakbeat science".

― Post-Manpat Music (dog latin), Tuesday, July 19, 2011 11:24 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

haaa

"artcore"

some of these are really good! but i'm just so sick of brooklyn porn, there are enough attempts at "nailing" it that i don't really care which ones have the most success

― shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat (zachlyon), Wednesday, May 22, 2013 5:34 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

boy does that ever need context

heh

spread legs, it's the brookyln way

it needs context and it doesn't

oh wait I get it nm

People who hate hip hop have the worst jokes

― Deafening silence (DL), Monday, January 27, 2014 12:08 PM Bookmark

more like crap jokes, amirite

(c)rap jokes

i think there have been more movies made using the premise of male gigolos than actual male gigolos

― if you stan for nothing you'll fall for everything (symsymsym), Wednesday, January 29, 2014 11:47 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

otm

sorta meta but

whether he actually finds things enjoyable is generally less important to him than whether he feels clever for liking them.
^^^ New Board Description, IMO.

― a small viking themed quasi illegal outdoor rave I was DJing (Branwell Bell), Saturday, February 1, 2014 5:41 AM (14 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

which board?

― bills mar honoring da silver and black (sarahell), Saturday, February 1, 2014 5:44 AM (14 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

no

Eh RSD can't change the fact that there will be nothing cool or quirky in NYC left in 10 years because of rents etc

― dollar rave club (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, April 22, 2014 2:05 PM

oh i know some quirky rich people

what we really need are some new, affordable megacities

what is RSD

record store day

real skater dudes

I was worried it was Record Shopping Disorder

Eh RSD can't change the fact that there will be nothing cool or quirky in NYC the world left in 10 years because of rents etc

― dollar rave club (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, April 22, 2014 2:05 PM

fixed

Eh RSD can't change the fact that there will be nothing cool or quirky in NYC the world left in 10 years because of rents etc invading giant sea bugs from rising oceans etc

Nothing will be cool after us *flicks fringe out of eyes*

i'm gonna float to an island retreat on a boat made of cake box sets.

meant to strike out 'cool or quirky' there as well

Bands of gangly, hairy guys named after female models can't afford to play their skronky strain of rock'n'roll here anymore, for fun everyone just goes hopping from atm to starbucks to atm to starbucks

swimming from atm to starbucks

Well you guys have already put a lot more thought into something I typed in 5 secs than I have