truth bombs

restaurant at the end of the universe shurely

cream cheese frosting generally is so much better than butter frosting

― lag∞n, Saturday, November 30, 2013 2:27 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah, but especially on red velvet. imo "cream cheese frosting" is an essential element to red velvet and it ceases to be a real red velvet cake without it

The key is the glutinous rice flour, it makes it nice and chewy

You guys know that for cheap red velvet cake they just die the insides of the cake with hair dye. Fucked up

exactly xp

homemade buttercream frosting is delicious on yellow/angel's food cake

so have we decided to like cake again?

mmmmmm hair dye

u get angel's food cake at the restaurant at the end of the universe....depending

I will agree that office cake is disgusting nine times out of ten. preferable to pint sized office cupcakes tho.

http://i.imgur.com/eMpQdG0.jpg

Glutinous rice flour is used to make this Chinese cake which is really good. It's more or less the same ingredient as in Korean tteok and Japanese mochi and stuff.

http://i.imgur.com/w7NRq5D.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/UmFQ0dT.jpg

Fucked up and weird how this same ingredient is used in both sweet and savory dishes.

Imagine if they made a sheet cake with glutinous rice flour. You could probably kill someone with it. Or it'd probably get stuck in your digestive tract. Dangerous!!

omg those noodle type units in the middle there are prob the most filling food on earth so heavy

Yah man. If you order Guinness to have with it you may not live to see the sun rise tomorrow.

the thing about sweets is the more bored you are the lower your standards become, so at the office it's pretty much anything goes. A dude brought in greying mallomars and I still ate like five of them.

xxxp look no office cake isnt disgusting just the overemphasised culture around it is

that reminds me i bet blood orange is rly nice on a cake

seems like the 'culture around it' would only really get to you if you hate yr coworkers and yr job

entertainment consuming low quality sweets, gazing into the abyss

In my experience, Mr Kipling makes exceedingly good office cakes.

What the hell is that

http://www.mrkipling.co.uk

seems like the 'culture around it' would only really get to you if you hate yr coworkers and yr job

― balls, Saturday, 30 November 2013 19:48 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

shit man i never thought about it that way before oh wait no i do every day

then we're back to this statement is only true if you're a miserable fuck

well yeah it's an intensifier not the thing itself

but if office drudge is ur aura then by all means feel free to rep for it

or you can choose not to work in a fucking office, live yr fucking life instead of acting like the gods colluded to trap you in some privileged dull existence where the depths of yr despair encompass cake and interacting w/ other ppl.

Agree. Instead of all that you can just post to ILX

office cake is def repulsive for the most part but I'll still eat in. but I usually stick with the cake because the frosting on those cakes is the worst part. What kind of sick world is this?

Office cake is only the tip of the iceberg of despair.

or you can choose not to work in a fucking office, live yr fucking life instead of acting like the gods colluded to trap you in some privileged dull existence where the depths of yr despair encompass cake and interacting w/ other ppl.

― balls, Saturday, 30 November 2013 20:00 (6 minutes ago) Bookmark

ur right... tomorrow i open my bakery

lol

lotta dilbert fans here

haa xp

ha that reminds me actually a friend of mine recently made a cake for someone elses bday and it was this enormous unfathomably heavy thick glittery multi tiered thing with a barbie stuck in the top he constructed whil-st trashed... all he'd blearily murmur about it was "don't eat it. just don't". but then when he unveiled it in public an incessant stream of passers by were all like wow outrageous so trashy i love it do u have a card

http://i.imgur.com/hmW8nfs.jpg

Only ILH Posters Will Remember The Outrageous And True Story Behind This Cake

You Won't Believe What This 'King' Did With His Cake

haw @ m. Bison

everyone shut the fuck up about cake

cake stale

you know whats really good cake i especially like to eat it in offices and also any type of cake is ok

imna make an app that tells you what offices have cake in them that day and you go there and eat cake its called cake crash

I like cake.

vanilla cake in the conference room

stow thine cake upon the highest shelf of thine house, not to be eaten for thee eternity's blessyng. hardened and stale as a brick, let ur mynde naer wandyr tew such an thoughte evyne neaar it's rygauryde, fowr thyne emotyve shall breayk ay spelle so unrelatyonale that thyin ascynt shall obsconde from thyn undyrpinnings

http://images.sodahead.com/profiles/0/0/2/2/5/6/3/5/9/bomb-cake-38592856128.jpeg

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_fB5h_rSu6aE/TD20tuGznPI/AAAAAAAAAOQ/gpGCQ4Zr44Q/s1600/olympics-rings-cake.jpg

http://a.abcnews.com/images/Entertainment/ht_cake_2_mi_130617_wblog.jpg

lol let's not send this thread down a cakewrecks rabbit hole

i love cakewrecks so much

http://cakewrecks.squarespace.com/storage/thumbnails/10710906-23962411-thumbnail.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1385436050781

lollll oh no