truth bombs

i'll take pie all day over cake (amirite) but give me a fucking break. cake is the grossest food there is? really? have you ever heard of arby's?

I know you throw Arby's out there as the epitome of gross food, which it deserves, and yet, I would have to try this:

http://www.grubgrade.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/Chocolate-Molten-Lava-Cake-from-Arbys.jpg

Uh prob not the thread to be scarequoting 'truth' daz

lol 'the truth about chocolate...the market depends on child labor'

Haha

bahahaha

slide your fork through the moist, delicate cake to reveal the molten "lava" of child suffering inside

christ it just looks like someone forgot to finish baking the cake

I bet they wipe the edges of the vat at the Arby's plant, put the residue into another vat, bake for ten years, then wipe the edges of that vat for the ingredients of Arby's Chocolate Molten® Cake.

i'll take pie all day over cake (amirite) but give me a fucking break. cake is the grossest food there is? really? have you ever heard of arby's?

ILXors seem to be very pie>>cake, which is nonsense. Especially w/r/t fruit pies - apple, cherry, and strawberry/rhubarb pies are all fine, but they're mostly fruit, which is not really dessert IMO. Cake and cookies all the way. And cupcakes.

christ it just looks like someone forgot to finish baking the cake

That's what molten cake is supposed to look like! The center is whipped up ganache or whatever, and it remains gooey.

it just looks like someone forgot to finish baking this jelly doughnut! said nobody ever.

i know that's what it's supposed to look like, and it looks disgusting

i will say i had some hummingbird cake a couple of weeks ago that nearly made me reevaluate pie>cake

that dominos cake looks awesome *orders 5 for delivery, doesn't tip*

wow frozen version of a haute classic looks gross hmm yes tell me more it's almost like sometimes cake is good and sometimes it's not depending on the preparation wonder if any of the cake haters itt have ever found themselves saying i dont usually like cake but this is really good makes u think

i like pie, but I've never looked at a cake and wondered how far I could throw it at someone.

Arby's is in fact better than most forms of cake and pie

hold on i thought we were discussing the general popular invocation of cake denoting a slab of anodyne sponge with inch of colourful icing, grisly forced childishness exacerbating the grey slow death of office lyfe

nice cake is nice idk

that cake is also great, what do you people have against sugar

and/or hfcs, DELICIOUS

so like the worst type of cake is bad ok fine fair some people like it thats ok i prob wld eat some if offered theres a whole range of cakes in the world tho

my mom makes the best birthday cakes, y'all stop talking shit abt my mom or i'll

Your mom bakes sheet cake

tbh ive got a weakness for shitty supermarket sheet cake w/a pound of icing

theres nothing wrong w sheet cake i could def make a p tasty cake just using a normal store bought mix

and some supermarket cake is better than others, the icing tho is usually the worst part imho

icing is a thing that is actually disgusting

some icing is really good tho

I like homemade sheet cake (we call them tray bakes here in the UK) because it seems that people are more likely to be experimental with them, as opposed to regular cakes where generally people don't want to move outside the Victoria/chocolate/coffee & walnut area.

Wow the UK is fucked up

tray bakes

can we googleproof this, the poster is in this thread for gods sake

I love you like a fat kid love the grey slow death of office lyfe

instead of supporting the regime of office cakes we should aim to tear down the office structure and rebuild it from nothing, with cooler cubicles and shit i guess

and better cake

I love coffee cake. They used to have coffee cake at the 24 hour Embers in Midway in St. Paul before it closed. Used to always go there after playing or seeing a show at the Turf Club. Great steak & eggs, or at least great to a drunk 20 something at 2:30 in the morning. One time I was so drunk I didn't realize the cap was off my A1 sauce and I shook the bottle up and sprayed my friends and the booth in back of me.

coffee cake is classic

and rum cakes

imho low qual coffee cake is better than low qual sheet cake

Carrot cake with cream cheese frosting

Brownies are a kind of cake... if you think about it

once had red velvet sheet cake with normal (non-cream cheese) vanilla frosting and it was disgusting and hellish

still had three pieces, sugar is so great

haha

cream cheese frosting generally is so much better than butter frosting

http://i.imgur.com/749rNlq.jpg

Outside of the sheet cake the Chinatown bakery fruit cake is probably the lowest form of cake

that looks p good tho

Go for the swiss roll instead. You will not be disappoint

http://i.imgur.com/LVoefYd.jpg

i like those sesame bean curd bun things as far as chinese pastries go

they got a nice chew to them