truth bombs

i love cake and you're all a bunch of boringheads

Half of the office rises from their desk, walks down the hallway, and sings happy birthday, usually to the cake itself

lol

i'd prefer pizza

^

i like pretty much all the deserts and also pizza

people want to bring me cool food, im with it

especially since the food i bring myself tends to be healthy and not that exciting

someone should start a shop called pizza boss where they make amazing edible pizza sculptures

what about a pizza cake

Sauce sourced from Sauce Boss

cheese boss, but then the bosses go to war

why do people hate cake

true story my parents arranged an incredible TMNT themed party for my 10th or 11th birthday which included a family friend coming to the door dressed as a pizza delivery guy and handing me a pizza box that when opened revealed a cake decorated to look like a pizza

prob the last time i ever enjoyed cake

a lot of cakes are gloopy diabetogenic crap but to hate the work of a talented professional patissier is something else

siiick xp

i'm not fond of icing myself. I love icing-free cake.

some types of icing are better than others

anybody ever had one of these?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sm%C3%B6rg%C3%A5st%C3%A5rta

that is perfectly vile

Mayonnaise and shrimp. I'm in

otm ws

i like pretty much all the deserts and also pizza

― lag∞n, Friday, November 29, 2013 2:15 PM (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The fuck is wrong with you people? Work cake is pretty much the only good thing about working in an office. You are a joyless fucking lot. Damn.

I meant to OTM lagoon and yell at the rest of you.

I mean I'm not gonna sing or anything like that but I'll gladly eat my cake after everyone has made small talk and gotten theirs.

erica you're bumming me out

enbb otm

gr80 you're the one bumming us out :(

x-post Sorry, dude. I hate offices and I like cake. I am not ashamed.

cake is tearing us apart!

Ban caek

cake is singing and cutting us into pieces, hopefully the worst is over

cut my cake into pieces
this is my last dessert

*applauds*

true story my parents arranged an incredible TMNT themed party for my 10th or 11th birthday which included a family friend coming to the door dressed as a pizza delivery guy and handing me a pizza box that when opened revealed a cake decorated to look like a pizza

― |$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Friday, November 29, 2013 2:22 PM (55 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i think we've gotten to the root of it here. gr80, are you still hurting over this prank?

cake is the tits

gr8010or11: i wanted a REAL PIZZA!!!!!
gr80mommy: but gra--
gr8010or11: ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! ~childrage~

mom8080: Pizza at the door.
gr8080: Cowabunga!
mom8080: :)

<gr8080 goes to door, sees it's pizza shaped cake not pizza>

gr8080: Noooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

hey guys what if it was a pizza shaped ICE CREAM cake, how fucked up woulda that been

what a horribly formed "cake"

I have a coworker who likes baking so sometimes she'll make something for birthdays.

hey guys what if it was a pizza shaped ICE CREAM cake, how fucked up woulda that been

― lag∞n, Friday, November 29, 2013 3:39 PM (54 minutes ago)

if this is a dig at ice cream cakes i am prepared to go down swinging in their defense

This cake conversation is a good reminder that ilx is full of really smart ppl who are determined to be unhappy

Yeah cos sugar brings such happiness and fulfillment.

Carpe cakem

ice cream cakes are dumb tho wow u made ice cream into the shape of a cake congratulation

such cold
very tasty

We're just staring into the void. Might as well grab some free cake!

I worked at DQ, making the cakes was kinda satisfying

fighting against ice cream cakes when people from the upper midwest are active on the board seems a losing battle

I wish I had 4 arms so I could have 4 knuckle tats
HOTEATZ
COOLTRZ