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then again i work from home so if somebody shows up at my door with a cake, its a pretty big deal

socki (s1ocki), Friday, 29 November 2013 15:22 (twelve years ago)

gr8080tm

mookieproof, Friday, 29 November 2013 15:46 (twelve years ago)

Nothing time inappropriate about a slice of cake with mid morning coffee.

Ramnaresh Samhain (ShariVari), Friday, 29 November 2013 15:56 (twelve years ago)

cake is awesome sugar is awesome

my whole family is catholic so look at the pickle i'm in (zachlyon), Friday, 29 November 2013 16:01 (twelve years ago)

I prefer the sugar in wine.

the objections to Drake from non-REAL HIPHOP people (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 29 November 2013 16:05 (twelve years ago)

I prefer the alcohol in wine.

Legitimate space tale (LocalGarda), Friday, 29 November 2013 16:06 (twelve years ago)

And the little bits of cork.

Legitimate space tale (LocalGarda), Friday, 29 November 2013 16:06 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAcOjQKz_Zc

i want to say one word to you, just one word:buzzfeed (difficult listening hour), Friday, 29 November 2013 16:44 (twelve years ago)

Cake on its own is fine but I find it most successful as a vehicle for excellent whipped cream

politique des posteurs (flamboyant goon tie included), Friday, 29 November 2013 16:44 (twelve years ago)

my office has a cake club. I JUST JOINED!!!
It's good because it keeps the cake for those who want to bake/eat it. Everyone else just has an average level of cake hysteria.

kinder, Friday, 29 November 2013 17:48 (twelve years ago)

good cake is good, bad cake is sickly and pointless. such a range between the two tho, can't really umbrella it all as just "cake"

Noodle of the Vague family (Noodle Vague), Friday, 29 November 2013 17:51 (twelve years ago)

basically that sponge and butter icing shit that shop-bought kids' birthday cakes almost inevitably consist of is v. wrong, but you can't fuck with a decent coffee and walnut for example

Noodle of the Vague family (Noodle Vague), Friday, 29 November 2013 17:52 (twelve years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/zTeykNp.jpg

乒乓, Friday, 29 November 2013 17:53 (twelve years ago)

eggsactly
xp the fuck is that

kinder, Friday, 29 November 2013 17:53 (twelve years ago)

Cake

乒乓, Friday, 29 November 2013 17:55 (twelve years ago)

caek

lag∞n, Friday, 29 November 2013 17:56 (twelve years ago)

They order cake at my job every month. It's arrival in the afternoon is always announced over the p.a.by one of the senior editors who says it in this funny voice that makes everyone laugh.

Half of the office rises from their desk, walks down the hallway, and sings happy birthday, usually to the cake itself apparently since any birthday members with their name on the cake wouldn't be caught dead in front of that crowd. Then the cake is cut apart and segmented on to paper plates.

I usually get up from my desk about 20 minutes after the announcement is made and get my piece. Unlike in Office Space, it doesn't get eaten fast, so there's always plenty left. Last time, I went straight for the middle edge where the chocolate meets the vanilla part and got a flower in the process. Hey, it was my birthday after all and someone had already eaten my name.

pplains, Friday, 29 November 2013 18:06 (twelve years ago)

i love cake and you're all a bunch of boringheads

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 29 November 2013 18:19 (twelve years ago)

Half of the office rises from their desk, walks down the hallway, and sings happy birthday, usually to the cake itself

lol

lag∞n, Friday, 29 November 2013 18:20 (twelve years ago)

i'd prefer pizza

☞ (brimstead), Friday, 29 November 2013 19:10 (twelve years ago)

^

|$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Friday, 29 November 2013 19:13 (twelve years ago)

i like pretty much all the deserts and also pizza

lag∞n, Friday, 29 November 2013 19:15 (twelve years ago)

people want to bring me cool food, im with it

lag∞n, Friday, 29 November 2013 19:15 (twelve years ago)

especially since the food i bring myself tends to be healthy and not that exciting

lag∞n, Friday, 29 November 2013 19:16 (twelve years ago)

someone should start a shop called pizza boss where they make amazing edible pizza sculptures

|$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Friday, 29 November 2013 19:16 (twelve years ago)

what about a pizza cake

lag∞n, Friday, 29 November 2013 19:18 (twelve years ago)

Sauce sourced from Sauce Boss

乒乓, Friday, 29 November 2013 19:19 (twelve years ago)

cheese boss, but then the bosses go to war

lag∞n, Friday, 29 November 2013 19:19 (twelve years ago)

why do people hate cake

A Skanger Barkley (nakhchivan), Friday, 29 November 2013 19:20 (twelve years ago)

true story my parents arranged an incredible TMNT themed party for my 10th or 11th birthday which included a family friend coming to the door dressed as a pizza delivery guy and handing me a pizza box that when opened revealed a cake decorated to look like a pizza

|$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Friday, 29 November 2013 19:22 (twelve years ago)

prob the last time i ever enjoyed cake

|$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Friday, 29 November 2013 19:22 (twelve years ago)

a lot of cakes are gloopy diabetogenic crap but to hate the work of a talented professional patissier is something else

A Skanger Barkley (nakhchivan), Friday, 29 November 2013 19:22 (twelve years ago)

siiick xp

lag∞n, Friday, 29 November 2013 19:23 (twelve years ago)

i'm not fond of icing myself. I love icing-free cake.

☞ (brimstead), Friday, 29 November 2013 19:27 (twelve years ago)

some types of icing are better than others

lag∞n, Friday, 29 November 2013 19:28 (twelve years ago)

anybody ever had one of these?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sm%C3%B6rg%C3%A5st%C3%A5rta

☞ (brimstead), Friday, 29 November 2013 19:28 (twelve years ago)

that is perfectly vile

A Skanger Barkley (nakhchivan), Friday, 29 November 2013 19:30 (twelve years ago)

Mayonnaise and shrimp. I'm in

乒乓, Friday, 29 November 2013 19:31 (twelve years ago)

otm ws

lag∞n, Friday, 29 November 2013 19:34 (twelve years ago)

i like pretty much all the deserts and also pizza

― lag∞n, Friday, November 29, 2013 2:15 PM (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The fuck is wrong with you people? Work cake is pretty much the only good thing about working in an office. You are a joyless fucking lot. Damn.

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Friday, 29 November 2013 19:35 (twelve years ago)

I meant to OTM lagoon and yell at the rest of you.

I mean I'm not gonna sing or anything like that but I'll gladly eat my cake after everyone has made small talk and gotten theirs.

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Friday, 29 November 2013 19:36 (twelve years ago)

erica you're bumming me out

|$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Friday, 29 November 2013 19:40 (twelve years ago)

enbb otm

balls, Friday, 29 November 2013 19:41 (twelve years ago)

gr80 you're the one bumming us out :(

socki (s1ocki), Friday, 29 November 2013 19:44 (twelve years ago)

x-post Sorry, dude. I hate offices and I like cake. I am not ashamed.

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Friday, 29 November 2013 19:45 (twelve years ago)

cake is tearing us apart!

lag∞n, Friday, 29 November 2013 19:45 (twelve years ago)

Ban caek

乒乓, Friday, 29 November 2013 19:46 (twelve years ago)

cake is singing and cutting us into pieces, hopefully the worst is over

lag∞n, Friday, 29 November 2013 19:56 (twelve years ago)

cut my cake into pieces
this is my last dessert

pplains, Friday, 29 November 2013 20:00 (twelve years ago)

*applauds*

k3vin k., Friday, 29 November 2013 20:08 (twelve years ago)


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