http://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/1r88vl/need_advice_on_inheritance_arbitrage_family_etc/
― 乒乓, Thursday, 28 November 2013 19:08 (twelve years ago)
http://www.reddit.com/r/SheepMarketplace/comments/1ru5ir/founda_wallet_containing_98million_worth_of_coins/
― 乒乓, Sunday, 1 December 2013 19:52 (twelve years ago)
http://www.reddit.com/r/SheepMarketplace/
Lol Bitcoin users who used this service just got scammed out of all their bitcoins
― 乒乓, Sunday, 1 December 2013 19:53 (twelve years ago)
loll the benefits of anonymous currency
― lag∞n, Sunday, 1 December 2013 20:36 (twelve years ago)
every private/public key just leaked
http://directory.io/
― frogbs, Sunday, 1 December 2013 21:20 (twelve years ago)
dunno if that means anything considering the insane amount of data this is but lol
what does that actually mean
― socki (s1ocki), Monday, 2 December 2013 02:32 (twelve years ago)
I don't really understand this too well but I think that each 'wallet' has a public key, of which there is a finite number available. One of the flaws in bitcoin is that two people could theoretically be assigned the same public key, in which case you could gain access to all the other guy's coins (and vice versa). There are so many public keys out there that this should pretty much never happen. Anyway apparently someone cracked the algorithm that generates the private keys and put up this website which matches up every potential public key to its private key, which is kinda useless since only like 0.00000001% of those keys contain any actual bitcoin. That said obviously all these pages here are only generated upon request which means that people who look up their own keys 'generate' the page which someone else can take to mean that money actually exists somewhere on that page.
― frogbs, Monday, 2 December 2013 14:20 (twelve years ago)
does it mean that someone can look up someone else's public key, get their private key, and do something nefarious wiht it?
― socki (s1ocki), Monday, 2 December 2013 15:15 (twelve years ago)
I guess I don't really know but it sounds that way? I don't think 'public' keys are supposed to be truly public. Then again isn't there a fairly public transaction record that contains this data??
― frogbs, Monday, 2 December 2013 16:02 (twelve years ago)
https://likeinamirror.wordpress.com/2013/12/01/satoshi-nakamoto-is-probably-nick-szabo
― lag∞n, Monday, 2 December 2013 17:36 (twelve years ago)
tempted to comment "first!"
― eris bueller (lukas), Monday, 2 December 2013 17:52 (twelve years ago)
ugghhhttp://finance.yahoo.com/news/college-kid-made-over-24-153845085.html
spoiler: guy actually just sent most of the money to himself for publicity
― frogbs, Monday, 2 December 2013 19:38 (twelve years ago)
in lol news
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-25185225
― frogbs, Monday, 2 December 2013 19:40 (twelve years ago)
The more I get back to reading about bitcoin, the more I feel like my friend has probably lost his judgment living in the silicon tower
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Monday, 2 December 2013 22:54 (twelve years ago)
yes
― lag∞n, Monday, 2 December 2013 22:56 (twelve years ago)
it's weird though, dude is smart as fuck and usually a cool-headed and skeptical thinker. But he keeps repeating these catch phrases like "it feels like the internet in 1990" that must ping-pong around a lot out there. He spent years having his employer do his laundry and drive him to work, so he may have lost touch a bit.
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Monday, 2 December 2013 23:01 (twelve years ago)
oh also "it's going to disrupt banking"
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Monday, 2 December 2013 23:02 (twelve years ago)
crypto currency drive a man crazy
― lag∞n, Monday, 2 December 2013 23:12 (twelve years ago)
I'm quickly growing tired of this use of "disrupt"
― Clay, Monday, 2 December 2013 23:16 (twelve years ago)
https://twitter.com/bitcoin_txt/status/407646887647252480
― deX! (DJP), Monday, 2 December 2013 23:20 (twelve years ago)
lol
― |$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Monday, 2 December 2013 23:41 (twelve years ago)
"it feels like the internet in 1990"
i have a feeling in a few months it may feel a lot like internet in 1990
― frogbs, Monday, 2 December 2013 23:47 (twelve years ago)
it is the internet in 2013
― lag∞n, Monday, 2 December 2013 23:48 (twelve years ago)
but it feels like the internet in 1990
― Tip from Tae Kwon Do: (crüt), Monday, 2 December 2013 23:50 (twelve years ago)
in 2013
― Tip from Tae Kwon Do: (crüt), Monday, 2 December 2013 23:51 (twelve years ago)
bitcoin is like having a website with nothing on it but a photo of the earth and a hit counter
― lag∞n, Monday, 2 December 2013 23:53 (twelve years ago)
Bitcoin feels like a Prodigy discussion group
― deX! (DJP), Tuesday, 3 December 2013 00:37 (twelve years ago)
Real talk first BBS I ever saw was a wheel of time one on prodigy in like 1995
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 3 December 2013 00:39 (twelve years ago)
it's like swiss banking in 1939
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 3 December 2013 03:19 (twelve years ago)
This is a pretty interesting piece:http://www.businessinsider.com/im-changing-my-mind-about-bitcoin-2013-12
It's based on the assumption that the value of bitcoin is pretty much exclusively money laundering, illegal transactions and tax evasion, which is what I thought. It does make an interesting point, though, that it doesn't really matter if the value of bitcoin is "stable" for it to be useful, because these kinds of transactions tend to involve converting money in and out of bitcoin relatively quickly. In other words, if you buy weed using bitcoin, you don't care what the price of bitcoin was 6 months ago or what it will be 6 months from now -- you just want to quickly convert your dollars to bitcoin and get your weed at the current price. IMO this doesn't really qualify it as a "currency" though, it's more like a vehicle.
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 3 December 2013 03:29 (twelve years ago)
my understanding is the market isnt very liquid tho which makes its value for that sort of thing limited
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 December 2013 03:32 (twelve years ago)
i mean maybe itll all sort itself out if enough criminals start using it but idk
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 December 2013 03:33 (twelve years ago)
like all these stories about people who have millions of dollars in bitcoins leave out the fact that its basically impossible to cash in that much
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 December 2013 03:34 (twelve years ago)
i will cash your bitcoins
― buzza, Tuesday, 3 December 2013 03:35 (twelve years ago)
also if it became a big enough deal in the black market the authorities would find a way to hobble it
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 December 2013 03:35 (twelve years ago)
buzza
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 3 December 2013 03:36 (twelve years ago)
right well I guess bitcoiners are hoping to draw more people into the market so that it becomes more liquid. At 11B I'm sure it's liquid enough for buying weed, but probably not liquid enough for members of the kleptocracy to move significant cash
and yeah what you said is what I think too -- there's a paradox that if it becomes successful enough to work it becomes much more likely to get shut down
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 3 December 2013 03:36 (twelve years ago)
11B cap is sort of pitifully low for what its proponents are trying to make it out to be
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 3 December 2013 03:37 (twelve years ago)
another article pointed out that if regulators really want to go after bitcoin transactions, the "anonymity" doesn't matter because it's not anonymous to cash in your bitcoins. Like if bitcoins are overwhelmingly being used for illegal purposes, then authorities will just target people who are exchanging/cashing bitcoin.
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 3 December 2013 03:38 (twelve years ago)
yeah the thing abt a virtual currency is no matter how super good its coded it had to interact with the real world at some point and its always gonna be vulnerable there
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 December 2013 03:40 (twelve years ago)
like w silk road they seemed to roll the whole thing up pretty comically easily
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 December 2013 03:42 (twelve years ago)
it'd be sweet if you could buy weed with bitcoin and have it delivered by amazon drones
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 3 December 2013 03:43 (twelve years ago)
I'm also reminded of some file sharing services that tried to hide behind the fact that there were legitimate uses for them, but the courts were like "come on, we know what this is for."
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 3 December 2013 03:44 (twelve years ago)
yeah
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 December 2013 03:45 (twelve years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/LFrCz8R.png
These guys never learn
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 3 December 2013 03:49 (twelve years ago)
do u guys have any bitcoins
― Clay, Tuesday, 3 December 2013 03:50 (twelve years ago)
i have all the bitcoins i am satocher
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 December 2013 03:51 (twelve years ago)
bit_coiner
― buzza, Tuesday, 3 December 2013 03:52 (twelve years ago)
http://www.reddit.com/r/SheepMarketplace/comments/1rvlft/i_just_chased_him_through_a_bitcoin_tumbler_and/
I find this guy's post to be oddly (and sadly) poetic
Its like running a marathon through fog, listening for the footsteps of other runners.
This is the biggest heist of all time. Is it in the newspapers? No TheNodManOut made the hardest spot - the escape route wallet from sheep. I assume he normally drives round in a van solving mysteries.I was still sending fractions of bitcoin into sheep, looking for the puncture, and saw that TheNodman had already sussed it. I clicked the link to the wallet and stood open-mouthed to see a planet-sized spaceship hovering above europe. We were both pretty knackered I think, but every door led to another door, rooms full of bitcoins stacked from floor to ceiling. I was ready to call it a day, but the spaceship started to dissappear into a fog before my eyes!I just sent 0.00666 btc to the first person to attach a threat to 0.000666 of a bitcoin, for good luck. I'm sure the NodManOut is pleased we're not alone now, because its hard to follow the blockchain and try to shout "OVER HERE! $100m is being towed away! Hello? I'm one confirmation behind him, and he's boarding a crowded tube train"I don't use the word "hero" lightly. But TheModManOut is probably the greatest hero in world history.Its easy to go wrong on the blockchain. There are no blockchain accountants yet. If we do, we can go back to the first escape hatch he discovered and work from there.
I was still sending fractions of bitcoin into sheep, looking for the puncture, and saw that TheNodman had already sussed it. I clicked the link to the wallet and stood open-mouthed to see a planet-sized spaceship hovering above europe. We were both pretty knackered I think, but every door led to another door, rooms full of bitcoins stacked from floor to ceiling. I was ready to call it a day, but the spaceship started to dissappear into a fog before my eyes!
I just sent 0.00666 btc to the first person to attach a threat to 0.000666 of a bitcoin, for good luck. I'm sure the NodManOut is pleased we're not alone now, because its hard to follow the blockchain and try to shout "OVER HERE! $100m is being towed away! Hello? I'm one confirmation behind him, and he's boarding a crowded tube train"
I don't use the word "hero" lightly. But TheModManOut is probably the greatest hero in world history.
Its easy to go wrong on the blockchain. There are no blockchain accountants yet. If we do, we can go back to the first escape hatch he discovered and work from there.
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 3 December 2013 03:52 (twelve years ago)