that's some baby's-first-steps shit right there
― katie quirk (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 16:17 (eighteen years ago) link
― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 16:20 (eighteen years ago) link
UM. NO.
― John Justen,a ninja slapboxing fajitas out of J. Casablancas dental dam. (johnju, Wednesday, 20 September 2006 16:22 (eighteen years ago) link
― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 16:22 (eighteen years ago) link
xpost
― and what (ooo), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 16:23 (eighteen years ago) link
― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 16:32 (eighteen years ago) link
― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 16:33 (eighteen years ago) link
― bb (bbrz), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 16:35 (eighteen years ago) link
― katie quirk (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 16:39 (eighteen years ago) link
― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 16:45 (eighteen years ago) link
― and what (ooo), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 16:47 (eighteen years ago) link
― John Justen,a ninja slapboxing fajitas out of J. Casablancas dental dam. (johnju, Wednesday, 20 September 2006 16:50 (eighteen years ago) link
UH erection over
― Lazy Comet (plsmith), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 16:50 (eighteen years ago) link
― katie quirk (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 16:53 (eighteen years ago) link
― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 16:54 (eighteen years ago) link
― jaxon (jaxon), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 16:55 (eighteen years ago) link
WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE COLOR???
MINE'S GREEEEEENN."
If you can find the context where this doesn't sound ridiculous, Strongo will give you a handjob.
― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 16:56 (eighteen years ago) link
― katie quirk (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 16:56 (eighteen years ago) link
― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 16:58 (eighteen years ago) link
― katie quirk (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 16:59 (eighteen years ago) link
"After you received my root treatment, woman, don't start no signifyin'" seems like a good start.
― John Justen,a ninja slapboxing fajitas out of J. Casablancas dental dam. (johnju, Wednesday, 20 September 2006 17:02 (eighteen years ago) link
― trees (treesessplode), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 17:05 (eighteen years ago) link
― John Justen,a ninja slapboxing fajitas out of J. Casablancas dental dam. (johnju, Wednesday, 20 September 2006 17:06 (eighteen years ago) link
pooperpoo-holeanussphincterbrown eye[add yr own]
xpost trees, dude that is disturbing
― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 17:09 (eighteen years ago) link
ESSENCE OF GELFLING.
Oh man, if I ever get laid again I'm going to make that Skexis mmmmMMMMM sound.
― a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Wednesday, 20 September 2006 17:09 (eighteen years ago) link
― katie quirk (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 17:10 (eighteen years ago) link
― and what (ooo), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 17:11 (eighteen years ago) link
If you draw a complete blank, watching adult films for inspiration is always a possibility.
― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 17:24 (eighteen years ago) link
― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 17:27 (eighteen years ago) link
BABY, SQUEEZE MY LEMON. OH YEAH, SQUEEZE THE LEMON. OH SHIT, BABY. YOU GET LEMON JUICE IN YOUR EYE? THAT SHIT STINGS
― jaxon (jaxon), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 17:30 (eighteen years ago) link
― and what (ooo), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 17:31 (eighteen years ago) link
― katie quirk (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 17:33 (eighteen years ago) link
― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 17:34 (eighteen years ago) link
NOW GODDAMNIT.
― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 17:36 (eighteen years ago) link
Why? You don't already know? Is me saying "fuck" going to make it hurt more? Baby?
― turbogirlwc8ko3.jpg (blastocyst), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 17:40 (eighteen years ago) link
― and what (ooo), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 17:42 (eighteen years ago) link
that IS hella annoying
― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 18:41 (eighteen years ago) link
― jaxon (jaxon), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 18:43 (eighteen years ago) link
for example, don't say "I want you to come inside me."
instead, try "BREED THAT DIRTY HOLE, BITCH."
― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 18:53 (eighteen years ago) link
― sleep (sleep), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 19:44 (eighteen years ago) link
― Fluffy Bear, among 100% of the population (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 20:12 (eighteen years ago) link
― and what (ooo), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 20:13 (eighteen years ago) link
― milo z (mlp), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 20:24 (eighteen years ago) link
so was the animenstraution cartoon
― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 20:25 (eighteen years ago) link
― turbogirlwc8ko3.jpg (blastocyst), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 20:58 (eighteen years ago) link
― turbogirlwc8ko3.jpg (blastocyst), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 20:59 (eighteen years ago) link
― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 21:08 (eighteen years ago) link
― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 21:23 (eighteen years ago) link
yeah, full highway speed, 75 miles per hour. fuck yeah, get up in that tailgate, baby...
you want me to tap my brakes? do ya, fucker? ohhhh fuckk yeah.
unh! now pass me! pass me on the right! unnnhhh... oh shit, baby, that's good. oh yeah.
YEAAAH. NOW CUT ME OFF, BITCH. DO IT. CUT ME OFF. UUNH FUCCKKK! oh god oh god yeah mmm
― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 22 September 2006 18:56 (eighteen years ago) link
― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Friday, 22 September 2006 23:44 (eighteen years ago) link
― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Saturday, 23 September 2006 09:28 (seventeen years ago) link
AW YEAH, DRINK THAT GLASS OF WINE. YEAH, YOU LIKE THIS ROMANTIC DINNER SHIT, DON'T YOU? EAT THAT VEAL. EAT THAT FUCKING VEAL. AWWWWW SHIT YEAH. CHEW IT.
― velko, Monday, 30 May 2011 18:31 (thirteen years ago) link