zing

http://jezebel.com/so-are-you-going-to-stop-posting-your-selfies-to-twitte-1469039497

hah selfie war goes deep

100% clean hit

ha wow

the pope is dope

this is a nice counter-zing (after accusations that she edited the piece post-zing)

http://i.imgur.com/Erk8Bhr.png

idgi! plz 2 explain [i am not Pope Alexander btw]

http://www.mediabistro.com/fishbowldc/files/original/bart-the-hall-monitor.jpg

ahhhh! tq nv

the ability to make up a bunch of bullshit opinions about whatever topic people happen to be talking about has its advantages and its drawbacks. you can easily lose track of what you actually know and what you've made up and say a bunch of half-baked bullshit that irritates people who actually know/care about the topic at hand. it seems like a talent of the bloviated spielers more so than the quickwitted, who are often pretty judicious about what things they actually talk about.

― tɹi.ʃɪp (Treeship), Thursday, 28 November 2013 06:09 (9 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

thank you for that practical demonstration.

― estela, Thursday, 28 November 2013 06:18 (9 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

zing god

:D

Even worse in person tbh

amazing

amaZING

splat, fin

roasted.

happy zingsgiving

roasted toasted and burnt to a crisp

stumpship

The inhabitants of Central Siberia saw the fall and explosion of the meteorite over an area with a radius of 600-1000 km. Eighty million trees in the taiga (coniferous forest) were uprooted and blown down for a radius of 30-40 km (F.J.W. Whipple 1934). Some trees on the leeward side of hills were somewhat protected, yet still had their branches broken off and bark stripped to leave them standing naked, resembling telegraph poles.

пшнэд

stumpwreck, even

So Obama and Castro shook hands? Tsk tsk, taking advantage of Fidel's senescence.

― eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, December 10, 2013 3:37 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

raul

― lag∞n, Tuesday, December 10, 2013 3:39 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oh well, at least he might live to see HavanaDisney.

― eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, December 10, 2013 3:39 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

no, wait, not enough space -- DisneyGuantanamo!

― eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, December 10, 2013 3:40 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Where do you come up with this stuff

― you are kind, I am (waterface), Tuesday, December 10, 2013 3:41 PM (21 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it's not even 4:20 and j0e is on the fucking genius of waterface

http://www.metalasylum.com/ragingbull/movies/hardboiled.jpg

firing at two targets at once

lol

let's remember the disaster that ensued last time a waterface zing of a highly respected poster, me, was thoughtlessly posted to this thread

We all agreed with it and high fived waterface

BOOM

SUCK ON THAT KARLY

YOU JUST GOT FACED

Man now I wish I had never high fived waterface

Wait there was a good waterface post?

lol

maybe posting the wateface post to zing is the zing? think abt it

zing zinging the zinger

i applaud yr alls vigilance in holding waface in check but you got to give it up for a quality zing no two ways about it

i like this dry zing by lex

lol lex just because you choose to listen to miley cyrus m8, chill out lmao

― the Shearer of simulated snowsex etc. (Dwight Yorke), Tuesday, 10 December 2013 12:57 (8 hours ago) Permalink

DY i think your attempt at an insouciant posting style would work better with either the lol at the start or the lmao at the end but not both, bc that's a bit try-hard tbh

― lex pretend, Tuesday, 10 December 2013 12:58 (8 hours ago) Permalink

could only have been improved by putting fyi at the beginning

nah tbh

Worked for me, and I'm sure Yorke appreciated the feedback

lex can be murderous, that was stone cold genius

must try harder.

both.

no worthy zings.

As someone who has seen the first Hobbit movie, Josh in Chicago, perhaps three hours of your life isn't as precious as you think.

― Ward Fowler, Tuesday, December 17, 2013 8:38 AM (8 hours ago)

Threads like this make me so proud to be British!

Rocked by a scandal on this scale, and who do we vent our anger at? The banks? The traders? The City? The woefully inadequate regulatory system? The successive governments that refused to do anything about any of the above, while fawning over these supposed "wealth creators"?

No. The most reprehensible villain in all this is a rather unpleasant and deeply spoiled but still physically highly attractive adolescent girl. This is the single most appropriate place we can focus our opprobrium!

Well done all round, chaps. Brilliant thread.

― White Chocolate Cheesecake, Saturday, July 7, 2012 9:33 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you are such a retard

― dis civilization and its contents (nakhchivan), Saturday, July 7, 2012 9:34 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

fuck off out of all my threads, ever

― dis civilization and its contents (nakhchivan), Saturday, July 7, 2012 9:35 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

nakh: hardman zing champion

if you think that's a good zing i have several billion youtube comments to show you...

otm

Yeah "fuck off retard" absolutely doesn't qualify for this thread. Nakh: you can do better. Slam dunk: hi.