G***** D***** became a fan of Tiny Mix Tapes.
― The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Saturday, 12 July 2008 08:16 (fifteen years ago) link
T K attended POOL PARTYNIGGA.
― J0rdan S., Sunday, 13 July 2008 18:12 (fifteen years ago) link
Ọ****** O****** still has not gotten an answer for his question: "If I ask you out on a date, would the answer be the same one as for this question?" 18m ago
(he's american btw)
― Just got offed, Tuesday, 15 July 2008 18:53 (fifteen years ago) link
Phi1 P4terson joined the group Bring back King Size chocolate bars - twin packs are shit.
― gr8080, Sunday, 17 August 2008 13:11 (fifteen years ago) link
Jon Williams is wearing a Hannah Montana wig.
― harbl, Sunday, 17 August 2008 14:17 (fifteen years ago) link
adam and i have our own group guys and it's really good
― harbl, Sunday, 17 August 2008 14:18 (fifteen years ago) link
P**** has given up trying to understand.P**** is broken.P**** has a headache and a very empty feeling house.P**** is wondering where he can apply for a total body transplant.P**** really misses his wife.P**** can't figure out how to repair his shattered world.P**** wants to know where the reset button is.P**** can't figure out how to change the message on the answering machine.P**** gave up and bought a new one.P**** invented a new word.P**** - Free to a good home. Almost house broken. Very affectionate.P**** wants to rewind the world by 12 months and start again.
― ŒƔƛƺȸɚɮʥᶄⱤstⱥ അുൠᚥ௸௵ⵞৠﬗѬ҈҉Ԋੴߥᚔଫ (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 18 September 2008 09:35 (fifteen years ago) link
^ heartbreaking
― ŒƔƛƺȸɚɮʥᶄⱤstⱥ അുൠᚥ௸௵ⵞৠﬗѬ҈҉Ԋੴߥᚔଫ (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 18 September 2008 09:37 (fifteen years ago) link
: - o
― J4gger Dynamic Pentangle (Just got offed), Thursday, 18 September 2008 09:53 (fifteen years ago) link
t/s: twittering being fired vs. facebook statusing divorce
:( :(
― nightmare sussudio (tehresa), Thursday, 18 September 2008 12:30 (fifteen years ago) link
P**** sounds kind of gross
― Bright Future (sunny successor), Thursday, 18 September 2008 13:41 (fifteen years ago) link
But I say that about all men who claim to be "affectionate" so nevermind
― Bright Future (sunny successor), Thursday, 18 September 2008 13:42 (fifteen years ago) link
oh lol hes talking about himself i thought he was getting rid of his wifes dog
― gr8080 (max), Thursday, 18 September 2008 13:43 (fifteen years ago) link
[trolling deleted]
― Kramkoob (Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃), Monday, 22 September 2008 17:50 (fifteen years ago) link
F***** N****** is waiting for pizza to arrive. 48 minutes agoK*** B** P*** is easily convinced into pizza. 24 minutes ago
― You are wrong (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 23 September 2008 09:40 (fifteen years ago) link
G**** H**** is gettin ready to go to a wedding... 3:29pmG**** H**** is in shock and utter despair... 10:09pm
― You are wrong (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 23 September 2008 12:24 (fifteen years ago) link
:\
― J4gger Dynamic Pentangle (Just got offed), Tuesday, 23 September 2008 12:25 (fifteen years ago) link
what happen
― Mohammed Butt (max), Tuesday, 23 September 2008 12:29 (fifteen years ago) link
You should email him one of those articles by confused older gentleman who worry that children reveal too much about themselves in cyberspace.
― caek, Tuesday, 23 September 2008 13:15 (fifteen years ago) link
No! Really?!
― Michael White, Friday, 26 September 2008 16:26 (fifteen years ago) link
I just deleted a "friend" who was "updating" on the stock market all day long.
― sexyDancer, Monday, 29 September 2008 22:13 (fifteen years ago) link
i deleted a "friend" (who added me for some reason even though i never talk to him in school) because he posted a lot of notes about how inspiring sarah palin is. it felt really good for a solid 3 seconds.
― lil yawne (harbl), Monday, 29 September 2008 22:18 (fifteen years ago) link
Z*** L* thinks that person who did that in front of his car needs to seriously grow up!
― vast variety of steens where we get our HOOS (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 1 October 2008 22:55 (fifteen years ago) link
XXXX has a nanny.7 hours ago - 3 Comments
― highly theoretical, of course. (tehresa), Thursday, 2 October 2008 02:34 (fifteen years ago) link
In the past day you were compared 4 times. Your friends didn't think that you are a winner comparing to their other friends.3:51pm
― latebloomer, Monday, 20 October 2008 20:12 (fifteen years ago) link
hahaha oh god. the cruelty of facebook
― DC Purrman (sunny successor), Thursday, 23 October 2008 15:23 (fifteen years ago) link
0wen Robins0n is wondering if he has inadvertently joined a gay-friendly gym again.
― coznebb (cozwn), Thursday, 30 October 2008 11:36 (fifteen years ago) link
_________ just had his ASS kicked by Aphex Twin's Come to Daddy. Where have you been all my life Aphex? YEH!!
― badg, Friday, 31 October 2008 00:30 (fifteen years ago) link
lol
― 8 HOOS Dog (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 31 October 2008 00:40 (fifteen years ago) link
A**** T****** is worried about the OH&S of anvils falling from the sky in Looney Tunes. John Snow & Ignasz Semmelweis would have a solution. Elmer Fudd is not in their league.
― UNEMPLOYED (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 16 November 2008 11:39 (fifteen years ago) link
J*** G*** joined the group BBW and the men who love them!
― ketchup dood (harbl), Tuesday, 18 November 2008 12:41 (fifteen years ago) link
I actually don't care if you've been able to survive Monday. No, I really don't. Really.
― I'm Richard (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 24 November 2008 06:58 (fifteen years ago) link
So, I'll tell you what we're going to do: from now on, we're not going to make trite statements about the day of the week and your predictable feelings about it. Okay? Okay.
― I'm Richard (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 24 November 2008 06:59 (fifteen years ago) link
http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg263/trinidudes/statusupdate.jpg
― craig sager (eman), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 21:14 (fifteen years ago) link
;_;
― Om mani padmetino (Curt1s Stephens), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 21:20 (fifteen years ago) link
ok lol
― czn (cozwn), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 21:21 (fifteen years ago) link
editing a facebook status to change an exclamation mark to a full stop c/d
― From North to Ibiza (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 21:29 (fifteen years ago) link
there should be a one minute rule on that shit
― cool app (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 23:11 (fifteen years ago) link
ooh
― thereminimum chips (electricsound), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 23:13 (fifteen years ago) link
Did "Nick" have to set his relationship status to "in a relationship" just so he could make a big show of switching back to "single"?
― Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 23:16 (fifteen years ago) link
haha i was wondering the same thing
― some know what you dude last summer (Jordan), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 23:23 (fifteen years ago) link
only explanation
― ♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 23:26 (fifteen years ago) link
K***** is in Hungerford for 2 weeks!!!!!!!K***** is master of the Wii Fit and Guitar Hero when not doing her pre-course reading!!!!!!!K***** is really happy-Day 1 of 3 complete-definitely made the right career choice!!!!!!K***** is finished Day 2-even more sure than yesterday that its the right way to go!!!!!!!!K***** is finished the MNT course, passed Paediatric First Aid with flying colours and just has the written work to do now!!!!!!!K***** is hunting for job possibilities and doing her coursework!!!!!!!K***** is doing really well with her coursework despite some distraction this morning!!!!!!!K***** is not ready to work quite yet-time for a little game of Excite Truck!!!!!!K***** is going back to the coursework now!!!!!K***** is packing her things to head to Emma's later-kids to school first then lots of Wii time!!!!!!
― From North to Ibiza (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 12 December 2008 11:48 (fifteen years ago) link
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
― From North to Ibiza (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 12 December 2008 11:49 (fifteen years ago) link
D**** W******* got a little teary when Carol Vorderman left Countdown.
(er, I hope it's tongue-in-cheek)
― From North to Ibiza (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 12 December 2008 20:37 (fifteen years ago) link
COUNTDOWN??
― RADNESS UNLIMITED! (sunny successor), Sunday, 14 December 2008 03:30 (fifteen years ago) link
Sorry, the British day-time Countdown with the letters and such.
Now that my FAMILY has found facebook I think it's time to abandon it forever.
― From North to Ibiza (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 14 December 2008 06:17 (fifteen years ago) link
guys my mom is here from australia for xmas and we found out this morning that her sister died last night when i read my cousins facebook update. hello 2008.
― RADNESS UNLIMITED! (sunny successor), Sunday, 14 December 2008 09:24 (fifteen years ago) link
WAHT
― From North to Ibiza (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 14 December 2008 11:15 (fifteen years ago) link
srsly
― RADNESS UNLIMITED! (sunny successor), Sunday, 14 December 2008 17:16 (fifteen years ago) link