zing certification... denied
― 乒乓, Friday, 1 November 2013 20:42 (twelve years ago)
you want the department of japery, let me transfer you
― forbz (Matt P), Friday, 1 November 2013 20:44 (twelve years ago)
decent cumulative zing imo even if hexy's doing all the work
― Jesus (wins), Friday, 1 November 2013 20:45 (twelve years ago)
there's no such thingas a cumulative zing
― Number None, Friday, 1 November 2013 20:48 (twelve years ago)
hexagon: friendzoned! case closed http://www.vgchat.com/images/smilies/judge.gif
― lag∞n, Friday, 1 November 2013 20:48 (twelve years ago)
wonder what sort of defect of personality could be denying ole hex access to "her panties"
― mario chalmers of ilx (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 1 November 2013 21:20 (twelve years ago)
frigidity obv
― Jesus (wins), Friday, 1 November 2013 21:21 (twelve years ago)
no admin privs
― lag∞n, Friday, 1 November 2013 21:21 (twelve years ago)
lack of respect for his privilege
― sarahell, Friday, 1 November 2013 21:21 (twelve years ago)
Just a crimson hexagonwith ample lexicontrying to see youwith no panties on
― mario chalmers of ilx (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 1 November 2013 21:29 (twelve years ago)
done
― forbz (Matt P), Friday, 1 November 2013 21:30 (twelve years ago)
I'm still unclear why a 24 year old has English homework -- is she an ESL student?
― sarahell, Friday, 1 November 2013 21:31 (twelve years ago)
hexagon have you tried rapping to her
― lag∞n, Friday, 1 November 2013 21:31 (twelve years ago)
Hmm I read that incorrectly.
― Immediate Follower (NA), Friday, 1 November 2013 21:32 (twelve years ago)
don't scare me like that lag∞n
xp!
― Jesus (wins), Friday, 1 November 2013 21:32 (twelve years ago)
whoa you guys freudian misreading much
― lag∞n, Friday, 1 November 2013 21:37 (twelve years ago)
you might also want to try rapier wit.
― forbz (Matt P), Friday, 1 November 2013 21:37 (twelve years ago)
lol
― spacemindy, Friday, 1 November 2013 22:24 (twelve years ago)
re onion av club:
what do you call this genial descriptive house style
― socki (s1ocki), Friday, November 1, 2013 6:23 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Josh in Chicago
― 乒乓, Friday, November 1, 2013 6:30 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― lag∞n, Friday, 1 November 2013 23:52 (twelve years ago)
LOL
― balls, Saturday, 2 November 2013 00:56 (twelve years ago)
idgi
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Saturday, 2 November 2013 01:00 (twelve years ago)
okay that hex/nakh thing imago just c/p'd might be many things but it's not even the weakest of zings
― Defund Phil Collins (stevie), Saturday, 2 November 2013 09:04 (twelve years ago)
its definitely zingy imo
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Saturday, 2 November 2013 17:35 (twelve years ago)
it could have come more quickly
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Saturday, 2 November 2013 17:36 (twelve years ago)
the dude straight up says hes only talking to her bc of potential sex, then indicts her for using him for help with english homework. "extravagant capabilities" puts it over the zing fence
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Saturday, 2 November 2013 17:38 (twelve years ago)
it's too protracted, 'zing' as onomatopoeia demands a certain pithiness
xxp yeah
― twist boat veterans for stability (k3vin k.), Saturday, 2 November 2013 17:40 (twelve years ago)
i agree, i wish i came directly after the OP
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Saturday, 2 November 2013 17:42 (twelve years ago)
i wish IT came
hmmm
― twist boat veterans for stability (k3vin k.), Saturday, 2 November 2013 17:43 (twelve years ago)
legendary typo
― some dude, Sunday, 3 November 2013 16:58 (twelve years ago)
idk
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Monday, 4 November 2013 00:06 (twelve years ago)
wario stephen ilxor brings another hot thread
― r|t|c, Sunday, November 17, 2013 4:05 PM (2 hours ago)
― twist boat veterans for stability (k3vin k.), Sunday, 17 November 2013 23:48 (twelve years ago)
so good
― le goon (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 17 November 2013 23:50 (twelve years ago)
http://jezebel.com/so-are-you-going-to-stop-posting-your-selfies-to-twitte-1469039497
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Thursday, 21 November 2013 18:17 (twelve years ago)
hah selfie war goes deep
― lag∞n, Thursday, 21 November 2013 18:22 (twelve years ago)
100% clean hit
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Thursday, 21 November 2013 18:23 (twelve years ago)
ha wow
― deX! (DJP), Thursday, 21 November 2013 18:25 (twelve years ago)
the pope is dope
― the late great, Thursday, 21 November 2013 18:30 (twelve years ago)
this is a nice counter-zing (after accusations that she edited the piece post-zing)
http://i.imgur.com/Erk8Bhr.png
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Thursday, 21 November 2013 18:44 (twelve years ago)
idgi! plz 2 explain [i am not Pope Alexander btw]
― http://i26.tinypic.com/2udyu5e.jpg (stevie), Friday, 22 November 2013 07:45 (twelve years ago)
http://www.mediabistro.com/fishbowldc/files/original/bart-the-hall-monitor.jpg
― uk cheese board (Noodle Vague), Friday, 22 November 2013 08:21 (twelve years ago)
ahhhh! tq nv
― http://i26.tinypic.com/2udyu5e.jpg (stevie), Friday, 22 November 2013 09:15 (twelve years ago)
the ability to make up a bunch of bullshit opinions about whatever topic people happen to be talking about has its advantages and its drawbacks. you can easily lose track of what you actually know and what you've made up and say a bunch of half-baked bullshit that irritates people who actually know/care about the topic at hand. it seems like a talent of the bloviated spielers more so than the quickwitted, who are often pretty judicious about what things they actually talk about.
― tɹi.ʃɪp (Treeship), Thursday, 28 November 2013 06:09 (9 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
thank you for that practical demonstration.
― estela, Thursday, 28 November 2013 06:18 (9 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― A Skanger Barkley (nakhchivan), Thursday, 28 November 2013 15:43 (twelve years ago)
zing god
― lag∞n, Thursday, 28 November 2013 15:55 (twelve years ago)
:D
― veneer timber (imago), Thursday, 28 November 2013 16:23 (twelve years ago)
Even worse in person tbh
― 30 ch'lopping days left to umas (darraghmac), Thursday, 28 November 2013 16:23 (twelve years ago)
amazing
― flopson, Thursday, 28 November 2013 18:34 (twelve years ago)
amaZING
― the late great, Thursday, 28 November 2013 19:03 (twelve years ago)
splat, fin
― 30 ch'lopping days left to umas (darraghmac), Thursday, 28 November 2013 19:06 (twelve years ago)
roasted.
― |$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Thursday, 28 November 2013 22:22 (twelve years ago)