Ask TOMBOT

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What do you think about THIS?

I don't think about that.

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gbx, please be more specific.

dear tombot,

how come you don't step up and pwn these clowns?

http://www.cnn.com/2008/TECH/03/07/china.hackers/index.html?eref=rss_topstories

What exactly are you asking me to do? Phone Interpol and tell them to read CNN?

I mean I read variations on that "news" every day, I'm not a cop though, and I definitely don't have jurisdiction in the countries where all these douchebags live. Also, script kiddies are braggarts, film at fucking 11.

so you're just going to sit there with your thumb up your ass?!?!?!?!

i thought you were a PATRIOT

I do homeland SECURITY, not homeland BUSTING FOREIGNERS WITH DELUSIONS OF GRANDEUR

also I'm pretty sure typing "US DOD" into google counts for "hacking the pentagon" nowadays

T, can the new Stephen Chow film be as mediocre as the reviews say?

http://www.google.com/search?client=safari&rls=en-us&q=US+DOD&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8

check out my sweet pentagon haxx

real hackers delete the client and language string, n00b

now I know where u live and ur OS!!!

nah bro i hacked those too, im in karachi using firefox PWN3D

Morbs: Judging by the average career arc of semi-brilliant stylish genre filmmakers from overseas I'd say he's due for a real clunker, sadly.

for clarification, if chaki hadn't said anything, nobody would be having a problem right now, would they?

-- El Tomboto, Friday, March 7, 2008 10:27 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Link

wtf there about 400 posts of fighting before i said anything and all i did was repost a jw thing. u r such a butt biter.

you're a shit stirrer. I'm tired of dealing with the shit you stir. mind your own goddamn business once in a while.

but please do keep feigning ignorance, it's charming.

its a public forum. i only comment on things posted on ilx. i mind my own goddamn business when it comes to you for example.

blaming me for that thread was total bullshit obv. the bitching and fighting was well underway before i said anything. just an example of your lame totally biased modding.

Sure!

http://msnbcmedia4.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/050616/050616_tyson_mcbride_hmed_7a.h2.jpg

Or like when you reposted pretty fucking evil libelous stuff that had been deleted so that the mods had to delete your post off the mod board? Grow up man

QUESTIONS FOR TOMBOT PLEASE

ANGER RISING

TOMBOT,

Should I, neither Lutheran nor gay, go to the 'games' party tonight with the pretty-dull Lutheran teetotalers, or should I let the gays take me to 'a major bash in this awesome designer's apartment' where they will give me a whole bunch of drinks and try to convince me that everyone is just a little bisexual.

'Neither' is unfortunately not an option.

no offense to anyone but I am all over the lutheran games party in that scenario. if you're a straight (where straight is defined as completely incapable of being interested in getting oral from another man) getting drunk with a bunch of gay guys cannot be underrated enough. it SUUUUCKS. also "lutheran teetotaler" is an oxymoron, isn't it?

Mr. TOMBOTo,

So, what's the deal with the Dutch board? The people demand to know the truth. Where did it come from, why is it here, what is it for, and why is it tolerated?

Domo arrigato,
Bobby

Bobby,

I don't know, shit was before my time. But it probably came from the Netherlands, is here because the Netherlands have access to the internet, is for people from the Netherlands to have conversations on the internet, and it is tolerated because ILX's own existence is a product of the continued prosperity of NATO and the EU as well as APEC, therefore, we seek to further international goodwill wherever possible.

i appreciate your thoughts, sir. personally i am in very much favour of it, largely because of the sheer randomness of its very existence, and i hope it can be safeguarded for future generations to be puzzled by.

wat did u think of the movie "breach"?

what was your favourite bar in tallin?

am0n, I think that Breach is pretty decent on its own merits and it certainly does an admirable job of representing the white people bits of the DCMA, along with an absolutely astounding job of reproducing the interior of the J Edgar Hoover building during 2001-2003. Unfortunately, I don't want to hear another goddamn thing about Bob Hanssen whether Chris Cooper is doing a great job of pretending to be him or not and The Departed is about forty orders of magnitude better as a double double agent film.

caek, this was my favorite bar in tallinn:

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1018/802456337_38b9ef0892.jpg

ryan phillippe as... tombot

"fuck this FBI shit, I'm going to go work for.. Homeland Security"

dear thomas,

why the fuck can't this site put together a real fuckin search engine? why is it that bigger forums manage to have functional ass search engines while we are stuck with the internet equivalent of a fuckin candelabra in a cavern? is it money? i bet if yall put a paypal button on the front page enough ppl would contribute to whip that shit into shape. c'mon you pussies.

google works pretty well

for shit that actually got indexed

for shit that actually got indexed

that was my favourite bar too. excellent home fries type snacks and tolerant of our behaviour. söök and jook.

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f325/caek/Picture1-1.png

(not me, friend who looks like robert de niro who does not like being photographed)

TONEBOT

we are trying to book a show in DC: halp???????? would walrus or que know anything about anything?

pretzel walrus would be the dude I think

http://www.parconline.biz/photoart/images/20060929110728_img_0023.jpg

how do i do it

get ahold of him, like

I have no idea honestly. try e-mailing him from an old post?