wait now i dont get it
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Monday, 14 October 2013 18:01 (twelve years ago)
PEARL JAM SUX HALEN 4 LIFE !!!
― lag∞n, Monday, 14 October 2013 18:02 (twelve years ago)
h8 when people post stuff to meta threads sans contextual preceding posts
― lag∞n, Monday, 14 October 2013 18:04 (twelve years ago)
the joke is that some dude doesn't even listen to pearl jam and is not a fan of eddie vedder. therefore, "no soap radio"
― 乒乓, Monday, 14 October 2013 18:04 (twelve years ago)
hah just the punchline
folks come on
well tbf the joke is p much completely explained in the post
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Monday, 14 October 2013 18:05 (twelve years ago)
Ha, I think I didn't get the "post" part -- I thought it was referring to the fact that some dude saw the thread ~after~ the fact. Doesn't seem as belabored now!
― Geoffrey Schweppes (jaymc), Monday, 14 October 2013 18:05 (twelve years ago)
lag∞n I am going to assume you are aware of the song "Royals" by the recording artist Lorde
― Geoffrey Schweppes (jaymc), Monday, 14 October 2013 18:06 (twelve years ago)
its not completely explained, appreciate what effort as opposed to what, its impossible to determine if this joke is truly poorly formed wo this essential info
― lag∞n, Monday, 14 October 2013 18:08 (twelve years ago)
you don't understand, "i'm going hungry" is the name of my dog.
― pplains, Monday, 14 October 2013 18:09 (twelve years ago)
why won't he come when I call him.
tho it does obvs have many of the structural hallmarks of poor formation
― lag∞n, Monday, 14 October 2013 18:09 (twelve years ago)
that's what you get when you choose to live in a house of cards.
― pplains, Monday, 14 October 2013 18:10 (twelve years ago)
is a well formed joke necessarily funny
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Monday, 14 October 2013 18:12 (twelve years ago)
can a horribly formed joke be funny
― lag∞n, Monday, 14 October 2013 18:13 (twelve years ago)
are these just horribly formed versions of "does a bear shit in the woods"
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Monday, 14 October 2013 18:14 (twelve years ago)
is the pope catholic
― pplains, Monday, 14 October 2013 18:15 (twelve years ago)
does some dude really like pearl jam that much.
http://www.biography.com/imported/images/Biography/Images/Profiles/V/Eddie-Vedder-9542540-1-402.jpg
― anonymous jazz majors (Matt P), Monday, 14 October 2013 18:21 (twelve years ago)
jeremy's suckin, on soooooooooooome of thaaaaaaat
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 15 October 2013 00:03 (twelve years ago)
lol this revive, hi guys
and yes i definitely do like pearl jam that much: Pearl Jam - No Code
― deez so unusual (some dude), Tuesday, 15 October 2013 03:16 (twelve years ago)
https://twitter.com/vanillaice/status/351710490579329024/photo/1
Noooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!
― Algerian Horsebeater (some dude), Thursday, 16 January 2014 00:47 (twelve years ago)
Yeah, I'd like to suck on some of that!
― lag∞n, Thursday, 16 January 2014 00:48 (twelve years ago)
A+
― sarahell, Thursday, 16 January 2014 00:48 (twelve years ago)
ahem
A famous rock star once told me that she hated dancing to Appetite for Destruction when she was a stripper because they kept changing the time signatures and it made her feel awkward.
― Arthur, Sunday, October 21, 2001 7:00 PM (12 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
j. wrote this at 2014-02-03 21:18:58.000
maybe the arthritis was hard on her sha-na-na-na-knees
Philip Nunez wrote this at 2014-02-03 21:25:09.000
― how's life, Monday, 3 February 2014 21:28 (twelve years ago)
oh that's good
― PSY talks The Nut Job (forksclovetofu), Monday, 3 February 2014 21:36 (twelve years ago)
yeah that's pretty awesome
― vylvyt ylvis (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 3 February 2014 21:38 (twelve years ago)
that is godlike
― the "Weird Al" Yankovic of country music (stevie), Tuesday, 4 February 2014 12:00 (twelve years ago)
why the hell would a stripper have arthritis?
― how's life, Tuesday, 4 February 2014 12:21 (twelve years ago)
Something something wearing less in their joints something
― a horse divided cannot stand (darraghmac), Tuesday, 4 February 2014 12:35 (twelve years ago)
Because they're always dancing to 'boom boom shake shake the rheum(atism)'
Now THAT'S a horribly formed 'joke'
― the "Weird Al" Yankovic of country music (stevie), Tuesday, 4 February 2014 12:40 (twelve years ago)
jfc
― how's life, Tuesday, 4 February 2014 12:43 (twelve years ago)
welcome to the jointache
― doglato dozzy (dog latin), Tuesday, 4 February 2014 12:50 (twelve years ago)
Well, with Travolta, it's well beyond the realm of rumor. Witnesses on the record, harassment suits settled, etc. But Cruise, not only is it strictly rumor, with no ratification, he's also very litigious. So Travolta could likely not get away with suing for libel, but Cruise, with no paper-trail (gay-per trail?), could easily bring down his giant lifts.
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, February 4, 2014 9:39 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― how's life, Tuesday, 4 February 2014 14:46 (twelve years ago)
What, no Tom Cruising?
― pplains, Tuesday, 4 February 2014 15:08 (twelve years ago)
Tom of Cruiseland
― Ramona and Yeezus (Matt P), Tuesday, 4 February 2014 16:06 (twelve years ago)
sorry, (Tom of Cruiseland?)
― Ramona and Yeezus (Matt P), Tuesday, 4 February 2014 16:07 (twelve years ago)
http://www.brucienyc.com/
― PSY talks The Nut Job (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 00:16 (twelve years ago)
actually this belongs in like fourteen threads.
no forsyth no credibility
― cyfytlapdbfr? (darraghmac), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 00:28 (twelve years ago)
Can someone explain what "boobs on the ground" means?
― bozack horseman (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 27 September 2014 17:27 (eleven years ago)
http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/fox-host-apologizes-again-boobs-on-the-ground
― lag∞n, Saturday, 27 September 2014 17:28 (eleven years ago)
as in 'boots on the ground'. given she's a pilot it's especially unapt
― ogmor, Saturday, 27 September 2014 17:29 (eleven years ago)
boobs in the sky
― lag∞n, Saturday, 27 September 2014 17:30 (eleven years ago)
xpost oic, thx
― bozack horseman (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 27 September 2014 17:30 (eleven years ago)
omg lagoon
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 29 September 2014 04:57 (eleven years ago)
I have never seen it but remember reading all kinds of music fan sites circa 2000 and found out the dude from the prodigy contributed music to porn shot in zero g
― mh 😏, Wednesday, March 1, 2017 9:20 PM (twenty-one minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
you know you're making real zero g porn when someone calls up prodigy to do the music
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, March 1, 2017 9:21 PM (twenty minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
just imagine the pitch"Hey you want to contribute music to my porn movie?" "Ah, nah""We rented that airplane that flies like a roller coaster and the actors are going to be doing it while floating like astronauts""hmm sure, why not"
― mh 😏, Wednesday, March 1, 2017 9:21 PM (nineteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I'm a firestarter, zero-g spooge Cruise like Carter.
― waht, I am true black metal worrior (Neanderthal), Wednesday, March 1, 2017 9:41 PM (eight seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, 2 March 2017 02:44 (nine years ago)
. . . yeah
― mookieproof, Thursday, 2 March 2017 03:43 (nine years ago)
i deserve that
― waht, I am true black metal worrior (Neanderthal), Thursday, 2 March 2017 03:44 (nine years ago)