zing

i swear to fkn god, not all of oxbridge is like that.

― meme economist (special guest stars mark bronson), Monday, 23 February 2009 21:02 (29 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Some of them can get fully tumenescent

we have your Prick of the Year Oscar for you btw

― Dr Morbius, Wednesday, February 25, 2009 11:14 AM

how lovely.

― jed_, Wednesday, February 25, 2009 11:22 AM

presented by the previous year's winner?

― joe, Wednesday, February 25, 2009 11:23 AM

haha lol

i see ethan isn't struggling for new material

my new material has refused to straighten out to maximum rigidity

i assume mine all come from people recoiling from bad jokes

― s1ocki, Friday, February 27, 2009 9:58 AM (23 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

nah, you've made a lot more bad jokes than that

― WmC, Friday, February 27, 2009 9:59 AM (22 minutes ago)

http://djdocrok.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/oh-snap.jpg

hahaha which ilxor is that a picture of

^^^basically a composite picture of the LBZC

thats what i imagine whiney g weingarten looking like

http://djdocrok.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/oh-snap.jpghttp://foodbeast.com/content/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/5-dollar-footlongs-backkkkkk.jpg

Snapway

not a dig at whiney it's just the imagine that pops in my head for some reason

^^^ most disingenuous post of all time

its not matos?

It looks a _lot_ like NRQ, tbh.

Including the hat?

not a dig at whiney it's just the imagine that pops in my head for some reason

― s1ocki, Friday, February 27, 2009 4:46 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^^^ most disingenuous post of all time

― Helsinki Is Other People (Noodle Vague), Friday, February 27, 2009 4:51 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

heeeeeeeeeeeey come on.

most disingenuous post of all time

― Helsinki Is Other People (Noodle Vague),

today, of all days, you say this.

http://djdocrok.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/oh-snap.jpg

Hey s1ocki I meant it in a good way. Don't SB me bro

JOKE

Q: what would you do if tuomas was complaining about constipation

A: whats constipation?

A: suggest bran

ok genuine lol @ jhos

give him a finn-ema

would that result in a tuomas sundae

too far

It looks a _lot_ like NRQ, tbh.

― Eerie, Indierocker (The stickman from the hilarious xkcd comics), Friday, February 27, 2009 5:53 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

idk mayne...

just the backwards purple cap and red glasses right

and i do say oh snap a lot.

pleasantly shocked nobody's suggested me yet tbh

0 sbs is pretty vanilla imo. i got more than double dom's trouble.

doo doo brown

It looks a _lot_ like NRQ, tbh.

made my day.

there are so many injokes in a waterfall right here

Sounds like an average weekend for Whiney.

don't go drownin' in waterfalls
please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to

have heard BP was gay-for-pay as struggling actor; so wd andtwat if the johns removed their dentures

― Dr Morbius, Monday, 2 March 2009 16:30 (1 hour ago) Permalink

whaaat

― homie bhabha (max), Monday, 2 March 2009 16:31 (1 hour ago) Permalink

are you asking me out on a date?

― [.]'s kids (and what), Monday, 2 March 2009 16:32 (1 hour ago) Permalink

Ban zing threads pls

This is from a thread about a team being disqualified after winning a BBC quiz show.

Fuck the spineless BBC jobsworths.

No one is at all bothered about it except mediocre bureaucrats trying to keep their own worthless "jobs."

And of course, the Meejah, who can spot a Good Story at a hundred paces.

My God, how we hate and envy intelligent, talented people in this country.

― Here he is with the classic "Poème Électronique." Good track (Marcello Carlin), Tuesday, March 3, 2009 8:30 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

the guy was ineligible you fucking moron.

― Judd Nelson (special guest stars mark bronson), Tuesday, March 3, 2009 9:16 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

we need a 'suggest hardman' button

Tombot memorial button

meejah grauniad beeb

Meejah will provide

hahaha

I don't have any issues with JW. Yet. Though I don't know that much about him as a human being (vs. a collection of little anecdotes) and I'm about 85% sure he'd be more than happy to keep that arms' distance, "we only post on the same forum" type non-interactivity up. Ok, 90% sure. 91. There. Good enough.
-- Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Wednesday, June 23, 2004 6:33 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 3 January 2008 18:38 (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

she was pretty f'd

― chaki, Thursday, 3 January 2008 18:40 (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

or lack of f'd

― chaki, Thursday, 3 January 2008 18:40 (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

how do you just happen to come upon this shit

Bumped thread, dunny.

The real problem here seems to be pretty clear.

Unfortunately Dan has derailed/locked enough threads this past week or so with his tantrums to the extent that ILx has become far more of a chore and far less fun, either to read or to post on, and when things degenerate to the level that even a moderator can't keep his cool it's time to pull the plug. I experience more than enough of this crap at work; don't need to see it on a messageboard which is supposed to be about fun.

I'll pop back and see how things are in a month or so but am convinced that this was not what ILx was originally supposed to be about and am not overly optimistic that there will have been an improvement.

― Here he is with the classic "Poème Électronique." Good track (Marcello Carlin), Thursday, March 5, 2009 7:04 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Marcello, giving yourself a self-congratulatory and tone-deaf reacharound is not what I would call productive criticism. But have fun in your month off.

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, March 5, 2009 7:06 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink