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That's disgusting.

― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 02:15 (nineteen years ago)

it is also true

― deeznuts, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 02:22 (nineteen years ago)

it was a male critic. i don't even think it was a critic.

― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 02:29 (nineteen years ago)

it was also not an expression of lust.

― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 02:30 (nineteen years ago)

watch me shoot down my future career prospects while drunk: new times media can suck my cock until i cum blood

-- PARTYMAN (dubplatestyle), Monday, September 4, 2006

― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 02:35 (nineteen years ago)

unless we're gendering corporations now

― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 02:37 (nineteen years ago)

well whatever, it was then that i realized he had a penis, whether or not he wanted it to cum blood

xp(2)

― deeznuts, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 02:37 (nineteen years ago)

Swollen with liquid
Ready to burst
A load of my lymph
Will quench this dead body's thirst
One month in the grave
twisted and half decayed
She turned a putrid yellow
I pissed in her maggot filled asshole
Fucking the rotting
My semen is bleeding
The smell of decay
Seeps from her genital cavity
The smell was unbearable As I unburied her
I cum blood from my erection
I feel it run
down her throat, swallow
Eyes glassy and vacant
body dug up to play with
Skin greasy and naked
tonguing her rotted anus
I need a live woman
to fill with my fluid
A delicate girl, to mutilate, fuck and kill
her body exceptional
she thought I was normal
but I wanted more
I came blood inside of her
choking on the clot
gagging on the snot
gushing blood, from her mouth
bloody gel leaking out
Body buried in a shallow grave
Unmarked for none to find
The sickness I have left behind
Undetected go my crimes
The greatest thrill of my life
to slit my cock with a knife

-jess

― deeznuts, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 02:42 (nineteen years ago)

blood in cum?

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hi, last night after i masturbated, i noticed there're some blood stains in my cum. it doesnt really hurt or feel strange though. i never had blood in my cum before but just last night, could it be some kind of infection or disease? i've had protected sex last year with a girl and after 3month i done a STD test and it was negative, i didint have any sex with anyone during that 3 month period neither. how reliable would that test be? is it HIV related or is it an infection? sorry im kinda freaked out. thanks for any replies.

― deeznuts, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 02:43 (nineteen years ago)

― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 02:44 (nineteen years ago)

Is that a Jewel bside. xpost

― Trayce, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 02:44 (nineteen years ago)

less talk, more zings

― Fetchboy, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 02:54 (nineteen years ago)

deeznuts, is that from Y! answers? so many retards on there

― jaxon, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 04:38 (nineteen years ago)

b-in-c is no joek dudes

― m coleman, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 10:14 (nineteen years ago)

I can't tell any of these films apart

-- Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, May 2, 2007 9:15 PM (1 hour ago)

it's pretty easy to and here's a tip: they have different names and in many cases different actors playing james bond.

-- félix pié, Wednesday, May 2, 2007 9:45 PM (40 minutes ago)

― That one guy that quit, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 19:26 (nineteen years ago)

Does anybody know anything about tupac shakur?

I need info bad cuz 2morrow i need to turn in my project and if i dont finish i repeat 7th grade . help like if i was your own sister

― admrl, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 20:07 (nineteen years ago)

you're still in 7th grade adam?

― That one guy that quit, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 20:20 (nineteen years ago)

uh oh, custos patrol

― That one guy that quit, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 20:21 (nineteen years ago)

thx deej we know what cathy is

-- and what, Thursday, May 3, 2007 7:02 PM (Yesterday)

i did it for tuomos

-- deej, Thursday, May 3, 2007 7:04 PM (Yesterday)

― stevie, Thursday, 3 May 2007 23:33 (nineteen years ago)

O NOES ITS GONNA SUCK BOO T.I. I HATE YOU NOW *desperately searches for new train to ride*

-- Dimension 5ive, Friday, May 4, 2007 10:49 AM (16 minutes ago)

damn Matt don't get all Veronica Mars thread-style defensive on me

-- Alex in Baltimore, Friday, May 4, 2007 10:58 AM (7 minutes ago)

― and what, Friday, 4 May 2007 15:06 (nineteen years ago)

MRUTZ MRUTZ MRUTZ MRUTZ MRUTZ MRUTZ MRUTZ MRUTZ MRUTZ MRUTZ MRUTZ MRUTZ MRUTZ MRUTZ

Norway has a lot of musicians to be proud of at the moment.

-- Geir Hongro, Monday, 7 May 2007 00:01 (3 hours ago)

MRUTZ MRUTZ MRUTZ MRUTZ MRUTZ MRUTZ MRUTZ MRUTZ MRUTZ MRUTZ MRUTZ MRUTZ MRUTZ MRUTZ

― moonship journey to baja, Monday, 7 May 2007 03:30 (nineteen years ago)

Really, Geir, ring the authorities in Majorca and take the kid back. You'll get a fair trial.

-- Marcello Carlin, Friday, 11 May 2007 12:33 (20 minutes ago)

― Dom Passantino, Friday, 11 May 2007 12:54 (nineteen years ago)

Is this still on? I can't believe it! It's not even funny anymore!

RichyG is a member of oink(crabcigar, you are not searching at the right place), but that doesn't make anyone an oink administrator.

RichyG, on your profile says "Invited by:" and a name next to it..
Can you please tell us that name?

-- dthemora, Wednesday, May 9, 2007 3:33 AM (2 days ago)
(I)not even funny anymore!(/i)

BETTER THAN NEVER BEING FUNNY AKA YOU

-- ralph, Wednesday, May 9, 2007 5:33 AM (2 days ago)

― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 11 May 2007 16:34 (nineteen years ago)

If ruining threads is a bannable offense, then surely our friend Catsupppppppppppppp should be the first one to go.

-- King Boy Pato, Friday, May 11, 2007 7:05 PM (2 hours ago)

― tehresa, Saturday, 12 May 2007 02:06 (nineteen years ago)

i met the pinefox at a party! he didn't know what a club was or why i would want to go to one

-- lex pretend, Wednesday, May 16, 2007 3:59 PM (2 hours ago)

a real meeting of the minds

-- blueski, Wednesday, May 16, 2007 4:04 PM (2 hours ago)

― That one guy that quit, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 15:29 (nineteen years ago)

What threads have I ever ruined? That guy is a total aspie!

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 15:41 (nineteen years ago)

Meanwhile, McCain, who was clearly more comfortable at the podium Tuesday than he was two weeks ago, got a notable swipe at Mitt Romney, who had tried to score points with the base by trashing McCain’s work on immigration and campaign-finance reform. Asked to respond, McCain replied, "I take and kept a consistent position on campaign-finance reform … I have kept a consistent position on right to life. And I haven’t changed my position on even-numbered years or have changed because of the different offices I may be running for."

― and what, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 20:02 (nineteen years ago)

after bentsen sonned quayle the whole point of party/presidential debates has become getting in good zingers

― sanskrit, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 20:12 (nineteen years ago)

none have ever been as good as that bentsen jfk line tho

― max, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 20:25 (nineteen years ago)

who's gonna google search obie trice?

-- strongohulkington, Thursday, May 17, 2007 1:34 PM (16 minutes ago)

never underestimate the ranks of Shady/Aftermath fanboys.

-- Alex in Baltimore, Thursday, May 17, 2007 1:39 PM (11 minutes ago)

or failed passantino memes

-- and what, Thursday, May 17, 2007 1:48 PM (2 minutes ago)

i'm sure he'll respond once he figures out what "BIG TRICE aka" should be driving

-- deej, Thursday, May 17, 2007 1:50 PM (7 seconds ago)

― and what, Thursday, 17 May 2007 17:51 (nineteen years ago)

BIG DOM aka the memedriver

― deej, Thursday, 17 May 2007 17:55 (nineteen years ago)

BIG DOM aka the memedriver

-- Alex in Baltimore, Thursday, May 17, 2007 12:53 PM (3 minutes ago)

d'oh

― deej, Thursday, 17 May 2007 17:56 (nineteen years ago)

you had it, then you lost it

― and what, Thursday, 17 May 2007 18:01 (nineteen years ago)

the shameful part is that i zinged him because i couldn't think of what big trice should be driving either. :-(

― deej, Thursday, 17 May 2007 18:11 (nineteen years ago)

They all laughed at Christopher Columbus when he said the world was round.

― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 17 May 2007 18:28 (nineteen years ago)

^ is he being serious

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Thursday, 17 May 2007 18:38 (nineteen years ago)

yah world is rly round dude.

― forksclovetofu, Thursday, 17 May 2007 18:46 (nineteen years ago)

hotelopera: it's kind of amazing rob them co never got with Pitchfork
XXXXXX: his male model career prevented it
XXXXXX: too busy getting john edwards haircut
hotelopera: haha remember when you didn't even know the PF track reviews had star ratings
hotelopera: and so Schrieber would make up star ratings for your reviews
XXXXXX: funney
XXXXXX: whatever happened to that guy
hotelopera: the PF guy or John Edwards?
XXXXXX: ha
hotelopera: i would tell you what happened to Ryan Schreiber, but then I'd have to go to rehab

― and what, Friday, 18 May 2007 02:29 (nineteen years ago)

lol @ lex zing

― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 18 May 2007 03:11 (nineteen years ago)

― am0n, Friday, 18 May 2007 14:25 (nineteen years ago)

i never thought i had a big head until i had to measure myself to get a hat made. that was a day of shattered illusions.

-- lauren (warmleatherett...), April 11th, 2006.

and shattered hats i assume!

-- s1ocki (slytus...), April 11th, 2006.

― and what, Friday, 18 May 2007 19:49 (nineteen years ago)

S/D :: scarfpop--

dom pizzatino's scarf to thread

-- name (...), April 12th, 2006

that was nearly post #1 til i realised i had no desire to see his face

-- electric sound of jim (and why not) (electricso✧✧✧@hotm✧✧✧.c✧✧), April 12th, 2006

― and what, Friday, 18 May 2007 19:50 (nineteen years ago)

My sexual fantasies are all about having sex. Put that in yr pipe.

-- kenan, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 14:12 (27 minutes ago) Link

I prefer to stick something else in it, quite frankly

-- nathalie, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 14:33 (6 minutes ago) Link

― deej, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 14:41 (nineteen years ago)

the lack of BLOG HOUSE on this list is an oversight

-- strongohulkington, Wednesday, May 23, 2007 3:38 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

no it was a conscious decision based on sound judgement

-- blueski, Wednesday, May 23, 2007 3:39 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― deej, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 15:42 (nineteen years ago)

As I have said many times before here, the time will come, and soon, when we will have zero-word reviews; just ratings and emoticons. Those who bemoan the loss of long thinkpieces will routinely be directed to the blog world, where there are plenty of stimulating and provocative thousand-word reviews written free of charge, i.e. we helped do ourselves out of business.

-- Marcello Carlin, Wednesday, May 23, 2007 6:47 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Link

i can think of a few reviewers i'd limit to zero words

-- moonship journey to baja, Wednesday, May 23, 2007 2:44 PM (58 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

I believe Goebbels voiced similar sentiments in the early days of the Third Reich.

-- Marcello Carlin, Wednesday, May 23, 2007 2:48 PM (55 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

hmmm, this goebbels guy sounds right on!!

-- moonship journey to baja, Wednesday, May 23, 2007 2:50 PM (53 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Potential future employers will google all this, you realise that.

-- Marcello Carlin, Wednesday, May 23, 2007 2:54 PM (49 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Yes, when they get the CV from "moonship journey to baja" he's fucked.

-- Groke, Wednesday, May 23, 2007 2:57 PM (46 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― and what, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 15:44 (nineteen years ago)

trifecta

― am0n, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 15:56 (nineteen years ago)

outstanding

― sanskrit, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:08 (nineteen years ago)

cmon perpetua's t-shirt is pretty funny

-- and what, Wednesday, May 23, 2007 6:17 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― nickalicious, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 18:25 (nineteen years ago)

Okay, so Bobby Valentino's "Rearview Ridin" is restoring my faith in pixeldust - painfully slow kicks and swirly fizzy keyboards, and Bobby in his most overwrought pose.

-- Tim F, Tuesday, May 22, 2007 1:51 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link

thank god he was able to restore your faith in the genre you just made up an hour ago.

-- Alex in Baltimore, Tuesday, May 22, 2007 2:07 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link

― and what, Thursday, 24 May 2007 16:21 (nineteen years ago)

lol

― s1ocki, Thursday, 24 May 2007 16:21 (nineteen years ago)

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