Damage ContrLOLz 2: LOL Harder

Steve Spell II, born and raised on the bayou's of Louisiana has taken this ancient martial arts weapon and practiced basic fundamental strikes and swings to perfection. By keeping it simple and mastering the basics, the nunchucks transform from a baton twirling, freestyle circus act to a lethal, super sonic, blitzkrieg weapon capable of dishing out blunt force trauma at amazing speeds with precision and killing power! For years, one man, deep in the bayou has perfected the art of self defense by being able to overcome any potential attacker with overwhelming speed and destructive power! Keeping his mind clear by only learning basic swings, his potential has never been limited. "Learn a few basic strikes and learn them well", "Who cares if you can throw the nunchucks up into the air and catch them behind your back"? That's not what they were designed to do. When I first started working with this weapon it was all about protecting myself in the woods, from wild animals, and I doubt very seriously wild animals, savage beast, or any aggressor for that matter is going to start clapping his hands and yelling "Bravo" when the weapon goes flying off into outer space! NEVER lose contact with your weapon, don't practice or train, losing contact with your weapon. I remember being a boy and my mother yelling at the top of her lungs at an alligator, fearful it would eat the dogs. The alligator showed no fear and continued to swim toward the kennels out by the bayou. I never have had a gun, but I came running with my chucks and whacked the gator on his back! The animal rolled in disbelief and immediately went under water in retreat. It was from this day on that I decided to really apply myself with these sticks and the amount of force that can be generated is truly legendary. With all of that being said, I am still learning. People never stop learning, they just mature and get smarter. Video games like minecraft, league of legends, oblivion, world of warcraft and skyrim have never seen weapons used like this. HA

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltdu4yzUvd1qd5qx0o1_500.jpg

lol

i should enjoy this a lot less than i do
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIxSwn9l41I

http://31.media.tumblr.com/5ef2c118bb3e7ca9f273682f942905b9/tumblr_mskrbrYBk81r33r0fo1_400.gif

father, son, holy ghost ride the whip?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5trr_Qtb6b4

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http://i.minus.com/ibszKGBHCuWybN.gif

http://24.media.tumblr.com/19a81f14483596be227e3c12caa61365/tumblr_mt00mpjQoE1qzw04wo1_400.png

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yd5hfM6LCLg

HOLY SHIT THAT WAS A BROWN NOTE.

Some Statler Bros showed up in on random the other day. Why vocal quartets feel the need to include a bass singer like that for verse-chorus-verse music is beyond me.

It's like you're hearing AND seeing the brown note simultaneously!

i love country-gospel basso profundos without reservation

otmfm

I feel that, but I still crack up like I'm a 6-year-old when I hear 'em.

http://www.faughnfamily.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/richard-sterban.jpg

i kinda want rufus to see this so i'm gonna put it here so i don't forget it.

http://cinemassacre.com/2013/09/06/avgn-tiger-electronic/

i love country-gospel basso profundos without reservation

― fresh (crüt), Saturday, September 14, 2013 9:56 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

would zazzle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJX5s0BPIG0

http://i.imgur.com/vKrXmwb.gif

lol

actually, I think it's wol

now its kinda just "w"

are they allergic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q917-b3hjS8

I could fill this whole thread up with stupid SEC gifs.

http://cdn2.mocksession.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/DANCING-OLE-MISS-FAN-2.gif

I can't tell you enough how Ole Miss that Ole Miss fan is.

oh suck my nuts gifsession

http://postgradproblems.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/2c460920dc3512552a7c13c545e84e20.gif

look at how the guy to her left catches sight of her and then immediately enters the same weird zone that makes you do that

http://www.totalprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/crazy-college-football-fan-2012-whooo-guy.gif

white people

http://www.totalprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/fan-nc-state-college-football-fan-2012-waving-shirt.gif

Is there any way to look attractive wearing clothing that supports your state college football team

lol at the staff guy

am0n on thin ice for posting a significant cultural ritual on a lolz thread.

is that a razorbacks fan then

It is a Hog Call, yes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wppVMWU-YDk

Do you need a sweater for those chills you're suddenly feeling?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLjMkoxZWYU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDBQET6bAVY

pp did u go to arkansas

such a low blow.

I've been to only two football games and have set foot on the UA campus only twice.

But c'mon. Mizzou had nothing even close to the Hog Call.

And the closest pro team is the Grizzlies, so

lolol

sorry about quin snyder

am0n on thin ice for posting a significant cultural ritual on a lolz thread.

― pplains, Friday, 20 September 2013 23:57

white people

― beautifully, unapologetically plastic (mh), Friday, 20 September 2013 21:20

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Are red and white the colors of every single SEC school wtf

wait, does this explain it? The SEC is split into two divisions, Red and White, based on enrollment.

haha wait wtf that's for the Michigan High School Athletic Association Southeastern Conference. what am i doing. what is the internet. help me