zing

i thought it was a howard hughes reference: old, picky and crazy

Chaki's still around?!

― Tuomas, Saturday, February 21, 2009 4:27 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

He now posts as (other ILX poster who has no traits in common with Chaki)

― Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious xkcd comics), Saturday, February 21, 2009 4:31 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I thought he went and quit after that one guy got banned.

― Tuomas, Saturday, February 21, 2009 4:36 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

"Other ILX poster who has no traits in common with Chaki" is a pretty obvious pseudonym though.

― Tuomas, Saturday, February 21, 2009 4:37 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

youre making a joke

― lol (roxymuzak), Saturday, February 21, 2009 6:25 PM Bookmark

Why gleefully wallow in one's own shameful produce? It makes a good story, I guess.

A little context: Our annual drag competition occurred last night (and there'll be a whole new slew of photos you're no doubt straining at the leash to ogle), and I, the lovely Diana Swirl, proceeded to come third out of about twenty-five, a sterling effort indeed. Participants were then paraded about the combination room (posh room for fellows/dons/tutors) where the more outrageously homosexual members of the Peterhouse teaching staff had assembled to appreciate and compliment alike (again, more photos coming soon). After that, back to the bar for a quick alcopop or five, and then off to the 2nd-place ladyboy's room for fun and games! At first, mere nudity and running about Old Court in the buff were the order of the day, but as more port disappeared down our gullets, an empty vodka bottle presented itself and before we knew it we were locked into a vigorous Truth Or Dare session. Truth grew rapidly dull, as is its wont, and upon my response to the question 'Have you ever pulled?', the young lady next to me was dared to rectify this sad state of affairs. One thing led to another, and a couple of minutes later she was tossing me off, my spongy love-length refusing to straighten out to its maximum rigidity despite the expertise with which she palpated its bulbous form. Then the 2nd-place ladyboy decided that he'd make a better fist of things, and thus was my first heterosexual experience pursued hardily by my first homosexual one...

― unfished business, Monday, March 12, 2007 12:53 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

FUCK OFF YOU PONCE

― Mr. Que, Monday, March 12, 2007 12:54 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

A little context: Our annual drag competition occurred last night (and there'll be a whole new slew of photos you're no doubt straining at the leash to ogle), and I, the lovely Diana Swirl, proceeded to come third out of about twenty-five, a sterling effort indeed. Participants were then paraded about the combination room (posh room for fellows/dons/tutors) where the more outrageously homosexual members of the Peterhouse teaching staff had assembled to appreciate and compliment alike (again, more photos coming soon). After that, back to the bar for a quick alcopop or five, and then off to the 2nd-place ladyboy's room for fun and games! At first, mere nudity and running about Old Court in the buff were the order of the day, but as more port disappeared down our gullets, an empty vodka bottle presented itself and before we knew it we were locked into a vigorous Truth Or Dare session. Truth grew rapidly dull, as is its wont, and upon my response to the question 'Have you ever pulled?', the young lady next to me was dared to rectify this sad state of affairs. One thing led to another, and a couple of minutes later she was tossing me off, my spongy love-length refusing to straighten out to its maximum rigidity despite the expertise with which she palpated its bulbous form. Then the 2nd-place ladyboy decided that he'd make a better fist of things, and thus was my first heterosexual experience pursued hardily by my first homosexual one...

^poll

#1 - spongy love-length
#2 - she palpated its bulbous form
#3 - the 2nd-place ladyboy decide that he'd make a better fist of things
#4 - the more outrageously homosexual members of the Peterhouse teaching staff
#5 - there'll be a whole new slew of photos you're no doubt straining at the leash to ogle

why gleefully wallow in one's own shameful produce?

I suppose some find puerile behavior winsome.

as more port disappeared down our gullets, an empty vodka bottle presented itself and before we knew it we were locked into a vigorous Truth Or Dare session

Wait, so nobody was drinking vodka, they just brought an empty bottle along with them?

No headband?

is that like no homo?

I suppose some find puerile behavior winsome.

― lol (roxymuzak), Sunday, February 22, 2009 10:55 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

<3 <3 <3 <3

yay, the Apatow daughters are back!

hopefully there's a red-band coming.

― Simon H., Monday, February 23, 2009 9:10 AM (1 hour ago)

i assume this didnt come out the way you'd planned

― k3vin k., Monday, February 23, 2009 10:12 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Masta Race (some dude),

lol

alcopops

or 5

alcopoppage

http://www.marsneedsguitars.com/blog_pics/britpop.jpg

christ, that LJ story

i know this is meta or whatev but like

"my spongy love-length refusing to straighten out to its maximum rigidity despite the expertise with which she palpated its bulbous form"

how do you even write this sentence

how do you even write this sentence

― Lord Infamous Epsilon (and what), Monday, 23 February 2009 19:02 (2 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/University_of_Cambridge

using this pen

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/PTGPOD/403522-FB~Quill-Pen-and-Ink-Well-Posters.jpg

does that pen have a vibrating tip

a sterling effort indeed.

this is the most british phrase i could ever think of

'pip pip a blood pudding' being a close second?

Probably not, what with "blood pudding" being an American term.

i swear to fkn god, not all of oxbridge is like that.

bloodclaat pudding

Andrew Dice Clay. When I was a kid I thought that guy was real.

― burt_stanton, Tuesday, February 17, 2009 6:03 PM (6 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

burt_stanton i believe adc is approx as real as you are

― its gotta be HOOSy para steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, February 18, 2009 3:23 AM (5 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i swear to fkn god, not all of oxbridge is like that.

― meme economist (special guest stars mark bronson), Monday, 23 February 2009 21:02 (29 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Fair point, there are racists along with the sexual deviants.

lol

xpost

i swear to fkn god, not all of oxbridge is like that.

― meme economist (special guest stars mark bronson), Monday, 23 February 2009 21:02 (29 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Some of them can get fully tumenescent

we have your Prick of the Year Oscar for you btw

― Dr Morbius, Wednesday, February 25, 2009 11:14 AM

how lovely.

― jed_, Wednesday, February 25, 2009 11:22 AM

presented by the previous year's winner?

― joe, Wednesday, February 25, 2009 11:23 AM

haha lol

i see ethan isn't struggling for new material

my new material has refused to straighten out to maximum rigidity

i assume mine all come from people recoiling from bad jokes

― s1ocki, Friday, February 27, 2009 9:58 AM (23 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

nah, you've made a lot more bad jokes than that

― WmC, Friday, February 27, 2009 9:59 AM (22 minutes ago)

http://djdocrok.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/oh-snap.jpg

hahaha which ilxor is that a picture of

^^^basically a composite picture of the LBZC

thats what i imagine whiney g weingarten looking like

http://djdocrok.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/oh-snap.jpghttp://foodbeast.com/content/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/5-dollar-footlongs-backkkkkk.jpg

Snapway

not a dig at whiney it's just the imagine that pops in my head for some reason

^^^ most disingenuous post of all time

its not matos?

It looks a _lot_ like NRQ, tbh.

Including the hat?

not a dig at whiney it's just the imagine that pops in my head for some reason

― s1ocki, Friday, February 27, 2009 4:46 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^^^ most disingenuous post of all time

― Helsinki Is Other People (Noodle Vague), Friday, February 27, 2009 4:51 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

heeeeeeeeeeeey come on.

most disingenuous post of all time

― Helsinki Is Other People (Noodle Vague),

today, of all days, you say this.

http://djdocrok.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/oh-snap.jpg