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What would you think of a girl that weighed 105 pounds and had a boob size of 32DDD?
There is a girl in my class that looks like that, that annoying ***** has to have the locker right next to me in the locker room. She doesn't even talk to anyone she thinks she is too good for everyone else

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quadratrillionaire (sunny successor), Saturday, 21 February 2009 05:13 (seventeen years ago)

i feel liek thats the final step on the ilx journey: earnest music poster > stando ile person > sub bord mainstay > indecipherable one liners > sock master

― ice cr?m, Thursday, February 26, 2009 4:21 PM

mookieproof, Thursday, 26 February 2009 21:23 (seventeen years ago)

^^^^ revelatory

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Thursday, 26 February 2009 21:30 (seventeen years ago)

how long until i ascend

obi don quixote (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 26 February 2009 21:40 (seventeen years ago)

;-) maybe you already have

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Thursday, 26 February 2009 21:40 (seventeen years ago)

there's stan and then there's seek some fucking help

― Anthony, I am not an Alcoholic & Drunk (darraghmac), Monday, 2 March 2009 17:37 (20 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Pull Out the Pingu (Noodle Vague), Monday, 2 March 2009 17:39 (seventeen years ago)

i love respect and admire my friends but it shocks me how corny they can be

― i'm not going to pay a lot for this muffler (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, March 4, 2009 4:48 PM (5 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Diddyocracy (some dude), Monday, 9 March 2009 18:10 (seventeen years ago)

two weeks pass...

I love how after all this time ILX is still enjoying new wtf-crazy-Brits/Yanks flare-ups on an almost daily basis.

― Alba, Wednesday, March 25, 2009 11:35 AM Bookmark

uncle otm (The Reverend), Thursday, 26 March 2009 05:01 (seventeen years ago)

i feel liek thats the final step on the ilx journey: earnest music poster > stando ile person > sub bord mainstay > indecipherable one liners > sock master

― ice cr?m, Thursday, February 26, 2009 4:21 PM

― mookieproof, Thursday, February 26, 2009 4:23 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark

Does this lead to a state of enlightenment?

2 ears + 1 ❤ (Pillbox), Thursday, 26 March 2009 05:27 (seventeen years ago)

haha jho otm

J0rdan S., Thursday, 26 March 2009 05:28 (seventeen years ago)

^^ indecipherable one-liner

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Thursday, 26 March 2009 13:02 (seventeen years ago)

although I am disappointed to hear about the chocolate bacon pop since the whole OH YEAH BACON thing is tiresome as fuck

― Just one thing I was thinking about as I was getting on the copter (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 12:54 (3 hours ago)

69, Tuesday, 7 April 2009 16:53 (seventeen years ago)

u kno theres a thread for that sentiment

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 16:56 (seventeen years ago)

three weeks pass...

bisexuality is confusing.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Thursday, January 8, 2009 7:48 AM Bookmark

:/

Styles Davis (The Reverend), Wednesday, 29 April 2009 07:18 (seventeen years ago)

you know what they say - bi now, pay later

s1ocki, Wednesday, 29 April 2009 13:45 (seventeen years ago)

Many people are buysexual - they have to pay other people to have sex with them...

snoball, Wednesday, 29 April 2009 13:46 (seventeen years ago)

jesus dude if youre going to make a pun based on the exact same play on words as the last guy at least make it funny

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Wednesday, 29 April 2009 13:48 (seventeen years ago)

In my experience bisexuality's a play on words regardless.

I'm crossing over into enterprise (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 29 April 2009 13:49 (seventeen years ago)

id bi that for a dollar

p?nico (ice cr?m), Wednesday, 29 April 2009 13:49 (seventeen years ago)

i kinda like keeping snoball around to make me look good

s1ocki, Wednesday, 29 April 2009 13:59 (seventeen years ago)

you know what they say - bi now, pay later

― s1ocki, Wednesday, April 29, 2009 9:45 AM (27 minutes ago)

lol

oh, whineypause (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 29 April 2009 14:13 (seventeen years ago)

You gotta love a man who loves women as much as the next guy.

•--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, 29 April 2009 15:41 (seventeen years ago)

study questions myth of bisexuals' above-average purchasing power

loaded forbear (gabbneb), Wednesday, 29 April 2009 15:48 (seventeen years ago)

i've studied that

Old Big 'OOS (AKA the Cupwinner) (darraghmac), Wednesday, 29 April 2009 15:50 (seventeen years ago)

support pun control

tevin "ratt" campbell (Pillbox), Wednesday, 29 April 2009 19:03 (seventeen years ago)

a++

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Wednesday, 29 April 2009 19:10 (seventeen years ago)

the other day i thought up some especially tortured pun about how a bisexual is someone who's usually straight but if you meet someone who buys-sex-you-will

takes a lot of hours of fruitless spitballing to become the display name MVP, is all i'm saying

just being playful and friendly (some dude), Wednesday, 29 April 2009 20:04 (seventeen years ago)

90% perspiration right

s1ocki, Thursday, 30 April 2009 14:30 (seventeen years ago)

we should have more mods that are girls, that might solve part of this "hardman" problem

― erudite e-scholar (harbl), Thursday, April 30, 2009 9:41 PM (36 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

uh tehresa and abbott are both sitewide mods, btw

― ***OSCARBAITS FURIOUSLY*** (jjjusten), Thursday, April 30, 2009 9:45 PM (32 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i know, and everyone likes them

― erudite e-scholar (harbl), Thursday, April 30, 2009 9:46 PM (31 minutes ago)

k3vin k., Friday, 1 May 2009 02:42 (seventeen years ago)

harbl for mod

velko, Friday, 1 May 2009 02:46 (seventeen years ago)

; )

erudite e-scholar (harbl), Friday, 1 May 2009 03:01 (seventeen years ago)

estela for mod imo

Styles Davis (The Reverend), Friday, 1 May 2009 10:04 (seventeen years ago)

why would you want to inflict that on someone you like

s1ocki, Friday, 1 May 2009 14:34 (seventeen years ago)

whoever said I liked her?

The-Reverend (rev), Friday, 1 May 2009 18:11 (seventeen years ago)

if u don't like estela gtfo imho

ian, Friday, 1 May 2009 19:51 (seventeen years ago)

rev likes estela, and estela's a giiiiiirl!

worldwide global pandemic (Z S), Friday, 1 May 2009 20:06 (seventeen years ago)

so gay

Long, helmet-defying hair (forksclovetofu), Friday, 1 May 2009 21:31 (seventeen years ago)

one month passes...

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its not will huntings fault that he got abused as a foster child and thus went into seclusion as he hit adulthood

my forehead with some short bangs (jeff), Friday, 12 June 2009 17:57 (seventeen years ago)

haha

s1ocki, Friday, 12 June 2009 19:19 (seventeen years ago)

the taco is the domain of the cumdad

― (╬ ಠ益ಠ) (cankles), Tuesday, June 23, 2009 11:39 AM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

harbl, Tuesday, 23 June 2009 15:56 (seventeen years ago)

i dunno what it means but it rings true

harbl, Tuesday, 23 June 2009 15:56 (seventeen years ago)

it makes me not ever want a taco again.

probably gets busy with larper chicks or somefin' (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 23 June 2009 15:59 (seventeen years ago)

two months pass...

Sometimes I forget ILM is UK-based. Then I see people giving a fuck about Oasis and I remember.

― neither good nor bad, just a kid like you (unperson), Friday, August 28, 2009 11:13 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

some dude, Saturday, 29 August 2009 16:27 (sixteen years ago)

hahaha otm

crappy, use her name (latebloomer), Sunday, 30 August 2009 04:27 (sixteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

funny thing to me now is that hip hop fashion is so awful that when white kids bite it they don't even look any dumber or dorkier rocking the same shit

― some dude, Saturday, September 19, 2009 8:40 PM Bookmark

moonship journey to baja, Monday, 21 September 2009 00:54 (sixteen years ago)

not to be dr morbs up in this bitch but reactionary anti-protest crypto-conservatism is 100% my least favorite thing about the vice magazine generation

― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Thursday, April 2, 2009 7:33 PM (5 months ago) Bookmark

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 26 September 2009 02:20 (sixteen years ago)

i dunno if it's worse than the rampant egoism & misogyny tbh

ian, Saturday, 26 September 2009 03:12 (sixteen years ago)

yeah but i only really have direct experience of the cryto right wing so

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 26 September 2009 03:34 (sixteen years ago)

misogyny > reactionary anti-protest crypto-conservatism > fedoras/trucker hats > egoism

guess i'm just used to egoism

mookieproof, Saturday, 26 September 2009 03:37 (sixteen years ago)

Yeah it's pretty prevalent, huh?

bamcquern, Saturday, 26 September 2009 03:38 (sixteen years ago)


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