DORKS WHO SIGN THEIR POSTS LIKE IT'S A FREAKIN EMAIL

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― adam. (nordicskilla), Friday, 22 October 2004 21:48 (twenty-one years ago)

seriously

― RAPPIN GRAN'MA (ddb), Friday, 22 October 2004 21:49 (twenty-one years ago)

I made Star #9 last night. IT WAS NUTS

― AaronHz (deangulberry), Friday, 22 October 2004 21:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Fuck me, you ugly son
Of a bitch
You ugly son of a bitch
Fuck me, you ugly son
Of a bitch
Stick it out
Stick out yer
Hot curly weenie
Stick it out
Stick out yer
Hot curly weenie
Stick it out
Stick out yer
Hot curly weenie
Weenie...weenie,
Weenie, weenie!

Make it go fast
In and out,
(in and out)
Magical pig

Till it squirts, squirts,
Squirts, squirts
Fire

Don?t get no jizz
Upon that sofa, sofa
Don?t get no jizz
Upon that sofa, sofa
Don?t get no jizz
Upon that sofa, sofa
Don?t get no jizz
Upon that sofa, sofa

― Gear! (AaronHz), Friday, 22 October 2004 21:52 (twenty-one years ago)

http://home.comcast.net/~saellow/wedding_copy.jpg

― adam. (nordicskilla), Friday, 22 October 2004 21:55 (twenty-one years ago)

s0000 noiz3.

― adam. (nordicskilla), Friday, 22 October 2004 21:56 (twenty-one years ago)

GEAR U LOVE ZAPPA

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 22 October 2004 21:58 (twenty-one years ago)

I dunno about me but AaronHz sure does. I just don't want any jizz on my sofa.

― Gear! (AaronHz), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:01 (twenty-one years ago)

J on S is ok, it's like saving a little bit for later.

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Sorry. I was mistaken old chap. Do carry on.

― .cutty (nordicskilla), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:02 (twenty-one years ago)

I bought 200 pairs of chaps on Amazon.com brand new!!!!!!!!

A.

― AaronHz (deangulberry), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:04 (twenty-one years ago)

It's like saving a little bit for later.

WTF!? DO YOU LIKE SCRAPE IT OFF AND PUT IT ON YOUR T'S AFTER HE LEAVES?

― A Million Talking Hot Dogs (AaronHz), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:04 (twenty-one years ago)

sometimes it's all you need to start your day

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:10 (twenty-one years ago)

JUMP START YOUR NIGHT

― DRINK SPARKS (ddb), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:13 (twenty-one years ago)

I love Zappa but my musical taste is still slightly less than Gear!'s

also I want to sex his ex roomie

― .AaronHz (Gear!), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:22 (twenty-one years ago)

How do you figure Mr. I bought a promo of A Ghost is Born before it came out?

― A Million Talking Hot Dogs (AaronHz), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Guys, stop. I cannot defend myself against myself properly on this dialup connection.

― AaronHz (deangulberry), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:39 (twenty-one years ago)

A Ghost Is born is okay, but boring compared to Big and Rich, who are still better than garth brooks. But neither are good as Shania Twain, who is still not quite as good as the Clone defects, who are slightly lesser than brooks and Dunn (their last album is the best country-disco pastische since Willie's "Shotgun Willie" album, (which sort of sucks come to think of it (maybe) or maybe not (I forget) ) )

― chuck (Gear!), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:42 (twenty-one years ago)

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa damn you guys is funny ha

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:43 (twenty-one years ago)

This thread is stupid.

― Andrew. (AaronHz), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, my dear Heavens! ;)c=mw==3

― Ned Raggett (deangulberry), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:46 (twenty-one years ago)

I shouldn't say that. I like Ned. He is not a festering pile of turddom.

― Alex in NYC (deangulberry), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:47 (twenty-one years ago)

where am i who what

― chuck (deangulberry), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:49 (twenty-one years ago)

chuck =)=)=)=)=)=)=)=)=)

― bnw. (Gear!), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:50 (twenty-one years ago)

What the fuck are you talking about? Ok, i gotta go, really. I have to go now.

― Nowe11 (latebloomer), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:51 (twenty-one years ago)

WHAT A FUNNY THREAD

― cutty. (nordicskilla), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:52 (twenty-one years ago)

BIKES

― ddb (nordicskilla), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Hurrah! Alex is the lurverly one, oh yes he is :-) :-)

Alex, soon we shall FAP! And there will be the goodness and much merriment will be had by all!

― Ned Raggett (diamond), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:52 (twenty-one years ago)

I just got some ass 2 C&C music factory LOL!!!!!!!

― sometimes I like to preetnd I am very small and warm (nordicskilla), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Gear sir you shall attend this FAP or you shall feel the back of my hand! ; )

― Ned Raggett. (Gear!), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Hey dere what now do you do when youre bummin a fattey and she got crisps all down her front and back and fanny and what what the hey now derrio pip pip?

― Controversial Colin (deangulberry), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:59 (twenty-one years ago)

adam, i love you

― JaXoN (JasonD), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Hi! I'm Adam! I'm Jewish and British! I like mountain climbing (indoor), California (burritos!), and microhouse. I would be a great asset to your team!

-- cutty (holle...), October 12th, 2004. (mcutt)

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 22 October 2004 23:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Weird Japanese Playstation 2 Game.

― why are OLD users of ILX so cool and knowing of all things cool and KNOWING (ddb, Friday, 22 October 2004 23:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Best regards

― Matt (Matt), Saturday, 23 October 2004 01:37 (twenty-one years ago)

I am reading this thread while drunk and laughed so hard I cried.

― Un investigador del siglo XXI (AaronHz), Sunday, 6 February 2005 12:06 (twenty-one years ago)

do not mess with my msp

― hstencil (hstencil), Sunday, 6 February 2005 12:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Nah, he's cool. I still don't understand the point of doing that though.

A.

― Un investigador del siglo XXI (AaronHz), Sunday, 6 February 2005 12:51 (twenty-one years ago)

GO BACK TO CALIFORNIA.

― hstencil (hstencil), Sunday, 6 February 2005 13:56 (twenty-one years ago)

back?

A.

― Un investigador del siglo XXI (AaronHz), Sunday, 6 February 2005 14:25 (twenty-one years ago)

yo, i been tryin to stop since i jokingly got yellow-carded. just hard. i've been signing my shit like that for ages it feels like.

― msp (msp), Sunday, 6 February 2005 18:35 (twenty-one years ago)

m.

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Sunday, 6 February 2005 18:56 (twenty-one years ago)

i bought Katamari for 19.99 at walmart.com!

― charleston charge (chaki), Sunday, 6 February 2005 21:31 (twenty-one years ago)

-chaki

― Ian John50n (orion), Sunday, 6 February 2005 21:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Mine was $20 at Best Buy.

A.

― Un investigador del siglo XXI (AaronHz), Sunday, 6 February 2005 22:41 (twenty-one years ago)

i bought Katamari for 19.99 at walmart.com!

the msrp = $19.99 chaki... hope you got free shipping.

― gygax! (gygax!), Sunday, 6 February 2005 23:44 (twenty-one years ago)

it was $1.97 shipping

-chaki

― charleston charge (chaki), Monday, 7 February 2005 00:11 (twenty-one years ago)

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― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Monday, 7 February 2005 19:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Guys,

This place looks like a lot of fun. Do you guys listen to The Streets?

Steve

― Steve Shasta (diamond), Thursday, 12 January 2006 22:46 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, The Streets are great but any accusations of "lisping" are way off the mark!

― adamrl (nordicskilla), Thursday, 12 January 2006 22:49 (twenty years ago)

It probably doesn't clean much, but in a pinch it will keep you alive and regular.

― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, 9 February 2023 14:48 (three years ago)

lol signing my tweets, Covid will get you into grandpa territory faster than you can say "where'd I put my teacup" https://t.co/hdJweDnSEt
— The Mountain Goats (@mountain_goats) April 6, 2023

― jaymc, Thursday, 6 April 2023 17:08 (three years ago)

This is acceptable imo:

Only the Americanos call it gravy and Pasta! Eva Di Maggio Gallione

― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 1 February 2024 13:38 (two years ago)

"Now I clown around, when I hang around with the underground/Girls that say I'm down used to frown when I came around/Gas me and when they pass me, they used to dis me/Harrass me but now they ask me, if they can kiss me...."
That was like 91, I was summarily blown away....and then summarily unimpressed. "Keep Your Head Up" is an amazingly progressive song--arguably the most feminist record ever recorded by a male rapper. But Pac is unfortunately very similar to 50 Cent in many respects. His promotion is more about mystique, image, legend and myth.

He really illustrates an unfortunate junction between black power, black leftism and gangsterism--i.e. the idea that criminals are the blackest among us because they are the ones white folks fear most. That is a powerful powerful--if fallacious--notion in the black community. It's equally as powerful in the white community, but for different--yet equally disturbing--reasons.

White racial paranoia is perhaps the only power black people percieve themselves as having. Pac wedded that idea to racial essentialism, and his Black Panther lineage was cited as his license to do so.

That marketing genius is often confused with actual skills. But hey, hip-hop isn't the only arena where people confuse hype with acumen.

"but it was clearly meaningful to many many people..."

Same could be said about Puff Daddy. Doesn't make him a great MC.

Ta-Nehisi

― Ta-Nehisi Coates, Tuesday, May 27, 2003 3:36 PM (twenty-one years ago)

― scott seward, Tuesday, 8 October 2024 12:43 (one year ago)

what a dork.

― scott seward, Tuesday, 8 October 2024 12:43 (one year ago)

hahaha

― budo jeru, Tuesday, 8 October 2024 22:11 (one year ago)