what a horribly formed "joke"

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haha isnt that a dupe

lag∞n, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 14:55 (ten years ago) link

<3 snoball

maven with rockabilly glasses (Matt P), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 15:00 (ten years ago) link

livin it up at the joketell california

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, February 24, 2010 2:35 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 15:01 (ten years ago) link

Available on J/K-tel Records.

slamming on the dubstep brakes (snoball), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 15:05 (ten years ago) link

fun fact: Friedrich Engels' motto was "take it easy".

― Merdeyeux, Saturday, August 10, 2013 10:24 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

continuing the theme of the last one, even

some dude, Saturday, 10 August 2013 19:06 (ten years ago) link

Noises from daughter's room.
Dad bursts in.
Daughter: (gasps) Dad!
Dad: I support you sweetie! Have an awesome time... carry on...

...just pretend I'm not here.

― Evan, Wednesday, August 14, 2013 12:11 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

MAVEN! (Matt P), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 19:16 (ten years ago) link

O_o

brian uoeno (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 19:33 (ten years ago) link

Daughter: Noooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLY (DJP), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 19:47 (ten years ago) link

I thought that was pretty cute, actually...

Fais ce que voudra, occiderai de même (Michael White), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 19:51 (ten years ago) link

xp yes, and it's a harmless and not that badly formed joke but it's very evocative of snoball's masterpiece so i thought it deserved a place here.

MAVEN! (Matt P), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 19:51 (ten years ago) link

fun fact: Friedrich Engels' motto was "take it easy".

― Merdeyeux, Saturday, August 10, 2013 10:24 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

continuing the theme of the last one, even

― some dude, Saturday, August 10, 2013 3:06 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

This one isn't a joke.

Panaïs Pnin (The Yellow Kid), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 20:28 (ten years ago) link

<3 snoball

― maven with rockabilly glasses (Matt P), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 15:00 (1 week ago) Permalink

*goes in the conference room, sees that it isn't the hostess pastry*

<ILXor goes to conference room, sees it's snoball the poster not snoball the hostess cake>

ILXor: Noooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

HOOS next aka won't get steened again (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 20:31 (ten years ago) link

argh, meant to delete first line

HOOS next aka won't get steened again (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 20:31 (ten years ago) link

what a horribly formed 'what horribly formed "joke"' joke

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 20:33 (ten years ago) link

how thread appropriate xp lol

HOOS next aka won't get steened again (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 20:34 (ten years ago) link

haw

MAVEN! (Matt P), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 20:53 (ten years ago) link

Noooooo!!

Pingu Unchained (dog latin), Thursday, 15 August 2013 01:44 (ten years ago) link

Yeah, I'd like to suck on some of that!

brian uoeno (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 15 August 2013 01:52 (ten years ago) link

one of the best things about the snoball's Vanilla Ice sketch is that there's only three lines of dialogue and TWO of them are things no human being would ever say

brian uoeno (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 15 August 2013 04:39 (ten years ago) link

it's so perfectly horribly formed

I tweeted too much and I am in jail. (crüt), Thursday, 15 August 2013 19:23 (ten years ago) link

went back to the source and I'd forgotten how hilarious DJ Mencap's response was

OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLY (DJP), Thursday, 15 August 2013 19:32 (ten years ago) link

I often say to my family "Let's go get italian ices, because I'd really like to suck on some of that"

#fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Thursday, 15 August 2013 19:38 (ten years ago) link

livin it up at the joketell california

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, February 24, 2010 2:35 PM (3 years ago)

I actually sing this to myself sometimes

not some dude poking a Line 6 pedal with his dick (sarahell), Thursday, 15 August 2013 19:46 (ten years ago) link

one of the best things about the snoball's Vanilla Ice sketch is that there's only three lines of dialogue and TWO of them are things no human being would ever say

― brian uoeno (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, August 15, 2013 5:39 AM (15 hours ago)

So on that basis do you think I could get a job as scriptwriter for the next Star Wars movie?

slamming on the dubstep brakes (snoball), Thursday, 15 August 2013 20:29 (ten years ago) link

such a horribly formed place

blinded by aggro (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 15 August 2013 20:30 (ten years ago) link

co-worker: Metering data in the conference room.
ILXor: Yeah, I'd like to suck on some of that!
co-worker: o_O

<ILXor goes to conference room, sees it's metering data for the entire campus, not individual building metering data>

ILXor: Noooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

slamming on the dubstep brakes (snoball), Thursday, 15 August 2013 20:31 (ten years ago) link

okay lol

OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLY (DJP), Thursday, 15 August 2013 20:32 (ten years ago) link

"such a horrible formed place" tbh made me lol

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Thursday, 15 August 2013 21:02 (ten years ago) link

This one isn't a joke.

― Panaïs Pnin (The Yellow Kid), Wednesday, August 14, 2013 4:28 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

haha wow i really just thought it was a strained eagles/engels pun

some dude, Monday, 19 August 2013 01:27 (ten years ago) link

ha, yeah, it was reality making that strained pun for me!

SKYLER FFS SKYLER SKYLER SKYLER (Merdeyeux), Monday, 19 August 2013 07:41 (ten years ago) link

*horribly. wow what a horribly formed shoutout to a joke

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Monday, 19 August 2013 10:37 (ten years ago) link

Bad for Lashes
Gay Bad
Bad Gadget
Labadford

― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, August 20, 2013 3:54 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

#fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 19:57 (ten years ago) link

that's not that bad

I tweeted too much and I am in jail. (crüt), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 19:57 (ten years ago) link

Badman

slamming on the dubstep brakes (snoball), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 19:59 (ten years ago) link

idk, it just seemed like a really obvious and boring thread derail

#fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 20:49 (ten years ago) link

http://lizziee.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/crudo-egg-with-runny-yolk.jpg

what a horribly formed yolk

christmas candy bar (al leong), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 21:03 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...

Very tempted to start a site called crapgenius.com, a WebMD/rapgenius hybrid where users can submit stool samples for others to examine for their medical significance.

― Fiddler on a hot tin roof (ed.b), Saturday, September 21, 2013 11:49 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Neanderthal, Saturday, 21 September 2013 15:58 (ten years ago) link

"It might be a crap shoot, but shoot your crap over to crapgenius.com, and we'll be on that shit before you can say 'turds'!"

came the time he flipped his lid came the time he flipped his lid (snoball), Saturday, 21 September 2013 16:00 (ten years ago) link

v v tempted

lag∞n, Saturday, 21 September 2013 16:23 (ten years ago) link

left out the most important detail...

Whiney G. Weingarten, Saturday, 21 September 2013 16:57 (ten years ago) link

2 months pass...

Very tempted to start a site called crapgenius.com, a WebMD/rapgenius hybrid where users can submit stool samples for others to examine for their medical significance.

― Fiddler on a hot tin roof (ed.b), Saturday, September 21, 2013 11:49 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Whiney G. Weingarten, Saturday, 21 September 2013 16:58 (ten years ago) link

hahaha

Neanderthal, Saturday, 21 September 2013 17:15 (ten years ago) link

lol

lag∞n, Saturday, 21 September 2013 17:17 (ten years ago) link

snoball is like "nobody in this town makes a horribly formed joke without me getting a piece of the action"

Jean-Claude Brand Ambassador (some dude), Saturday, 21 September 2013 22:56 (ten years ago) link

what a horribly formed "crap"

Frances Ha-Ha #CUNT (wins), Saturday, 21 September 2013 22:59 (ten years ago) link

one of the best things about the snoball's Vanilla Ice sketch is that there's only three lines of dialogue and TWO of them are things no human being would ever say

4 results lol https://www.google.ca/search?q=";yeah%2C+i'd+like+to+suck+on+that"&oq="yeah%2C+i'd+like+to+suck+on+that"&aqs=chrome..69i57.5481j0&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

flopson, Saturday, 21 September 2013 23:27 (ten years ago) link

ahahahahhaha

socki (s1ocki), Sunday, 22 September 2013 13:31 (ten years ago) link

you didn't get the quote right here https://www.google.com/#q=%22Yeah%2C+I'd+like+to+suck+on+some+of+that!%22&safe=off

乒乓, Sunday, 22 September 2013 13:46 (ten years ago) link

I like to imagine "I'd like to suck on some of that" as said by the guy who said 'I'd buy THAT for a dollar!' in Robocop

Neanderthal, Sunday, 22 September 2013 13:49 (ten years ago) link


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