posts very much in character

also sanskrit, when is gripper gonna have a 78rpm specific filter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gn52qowRkR4

never seen this guy before, he's totally an internet troll come to life

"the government?....think again, Sparky"

One of my favorite discussions is talking to people who own Amazon stock.

― the rofflestomper (dandydonweiner), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 00:08 (13 minutes ago) Permalink

tiger woods vs radiohead

oh man, Lionel was doing that shtick on WABC radio for eons. He's a savvy performer.

he's like our own george w

mook, we are going to have to have a talk about this post at a Cyclones game (this weekend?).

PuttyPut is a straight lift from GWB btw

some of ILM's best threads are in its polls. take off the filter and be surprised.

― Bee OK, Saturday, 10 August 2013 05:48 (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

oh for the love of

Why is every product advertisement/promotion these days just total wank? Actually that would be a good name for an energy drink - Total Wank. "Yes folks, drink Total Wank! The energy drink that tastes like, er, total wank..."

― snoball, Thursday, 31 July 2008 18:14 (5 years ago

Noooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

combine that with the horribly formed "joke" ...

loll

✓

http://www.everyview.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/adina-vanilla-nut-case.jpg

french montana has multiple hits

― rap steve gadd (D-40), Thursday, August 15, 2013 1:32 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

softserve rap makes me sick

and I think it's fly when Keef fucks up hemiola

i have no doubt calvin harris makes significantly more money than any of us do, but it's worth noting these figures, which forbes labels "estimated," are wild guesses at best. the calvin harris article has exactly one financial figure in it, and it's vague -- he makes "up to" $300,000 at some dj gigs in some cities. (and this is according to whom, by the way? there's no evidence they asked their subject about any of this.) everything else appears to be a guess based on chart figures and presumably sales certifications, though they're vague on that too. for whatever that's worth.

― fact checking cuz

sometimes the posts itt confuse me deeply cause they're like dispatches from the DC universe while i spend all my time in marvel or whatever

hah

pellion's interview was the kendrick lamar 'control' verse of the rap internet this week

― rap steve gadd (D-40), Friday, August 16, 2013 6:50 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

So I guess this won't be in the same continuity as the latest Batman movies, and Affleck is gonna play Bruce Wayne? Because if it is the same continuity, how would explain how newbie John Blake suddenly becoming 10 years older and a "seasoned crime fighter"? Or maybe they'll try to come up with a reason why Bruce Wayne has to come out of retirement?

― Tuomas, Friday, August 23, 2013 7:45 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oh my god

Hope u know that wasn't a diss. (I looked up "shade" on urban dictionary.)

― Treeship, Wednesday, 4 September 2013 17:56 (49 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i know that girl irl

― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Thursday, September 19, 2013 2:01 PM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

haha i haven't had curtains in my bedroom since...2005? my bf HATES it but i would have no idea how to go about putting curtains in and am used to it now

(most of those bedrooms weren't facing the street!)

― lex pretend, Thursday, September 26, 2013 6:39 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

idgi

None so blind...

curtains are gross tbh

"idgi"

its in character because he doesn't know how to do anything.

right

oh okay

and all you handyman fascists can FUCK RIGHT OFF

that's more like it

I'm not the handiest guy myself, but it's a little silly to have an attitude of "I wouldn't have the slightest idea how to go about [doing minimal skill task that would vastly improve my life]" in the era of the internet.

I mean jfc, if putting up a proper curtain rod is too hard, you can get one of those spring-tension rods, or just nail up a sheet for crying out loud.

i just had a mental image of lex never finding this thread

Hurting 2 do you not know the world of hurt you have just wished upon yourself

2 much Hurting

I'm not the handiest guy myself, but it's a little silly to have an attitude of "I wouldn't have the slightest idea how to go about [doing minimal skill task that would vastly improve my life]" in the era of the internet.

It's different if you're a person who guards and cultivates his incompetence, cluelessness, and contrariness.

lex is pretty cool

i love the lex and i hope he never does anything forever.

i wouldn't have it any other way.

lex generates so much energy in person that you'd never know about his cultivated household incompetence.

he may not be the biggest guy but he casts a huge shade

and then you're also so dumb that you shit in your pants and so entitled that you expect someone else to clean your shitty pants

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, September 25, 2013 9:45 PM (Yesterday)

whiney on the phone with his mom again?