lightweights
― phasmid beetle types (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 1 August 2013 03:48 (ten years ago) link
im begrudgingly drinking the stella now, the collection of beers in my fridge, some weird orphans oh boy
― lag∞n, Thursday, 1 August 2013 03:49 (ten years ago) link
u guys got some 'pinions bout beers
― what does ;_; mean in remorse code (m bison), Thursday, 1 August 2013 03:50 (ten years ago) link
beerpinons my blog
― lag∞n, Thursday, 1 August 2013 03:52 (ten years ago) link
I hate when I buy Costco variety packs because I'm cheap and then at the end I have to drink all the shitty flavored ones or whatever
― HOOS next aka won't get steened again (Hurting 2), Thursday, 1 August 2013 03:53 (ten years ago) link
sounds like maybe u should stop doing that
― what does ;_; mean in remorse code (m bison), Thursday, 1 August 2013 03:54 (ten years ago) link
i just try to get people to drink the terrible beer in my fridge when they come over, but then they prob left it there in the first place
― lag∞n, Thursday, 1 August 2013 03:55 (ten years ago) link
orphan beers in your fridge otm, beer creep
― 乒乓, Thursday, 1 August 2013 03:55 (ten years ago) link
theres a lonely bud lite that been in there for like a year
i shd make a big push to get someone to adopt him
― lag∞n, Thursday, 1 August 2013 03:56 (ten years ago) link
I had a bud lite & clamato in my fridge for a year
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Thursday, 1 August 2013 03:57 (ten years ago) link
yeah you got to find just the right person for that one
― lag∞n, Thursday, 1 August 2013 03:58 (ten years ago) link
give it to freegans or orphans and move on, no excuse for anything staying in your fridge longer than a month
― what does ;_; mean in remorse code (m bison), Thursday, 1 August 2013 03:59 (ten years ago) link
what abt condiments
― lag∞n, Thursday, 1 August 2013 04:01 (ten years ago) link
why r u buying so much ketchup
― what does ;_; mean in remorse code (m bison), Thursday, 1 August 2013 04:10 (ten years ago) link
damn lagoon remind me when we hang out irl to go out to eat, you'd probably have me over and drink ur nasty old beers and slather some mustard from ur valentines day hot dogs
― what does ;_; mean in remorse code (m bison), Thursday, 1 August 2013 04:11 (ten years ago) link
ketchup packets are a hoarders dream
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Thursday, 1 August 2013 04:11 (ten years ago) link
yeah bro dont throw me in the briar patch i know xp
― lag∞n, Thursday, 1 August 2013 04:16 (ten years ago) link
those tall thin caper jars are usually left in my fridge for a long time. so stupid how you're basically forced to pour out the protective brine to dredge the last few cms of capers, even tho you probably only want to get a few and not the remaining contents. i've bought capers in salt before that were shaped like regular jars for easy access, but most of the time where i shop they're brined in those awkward narrow tubes that i don't even know how to burrow into, like the only places you're going to find a utensil for that job are the thrift store or recycling depot, someone's failed project finally finding a purpose
― hoosteen bateman (qiqing), Thursday, 1 August 2013 05:09 (ten years ago) link
i have 7-8 year old horsey sauce packets from arby's in my drawers
― 乒乓, Thursday, 1 August 2013 06:12 (ten years ago) link
its to the one where the plastic is literally liquefying and stick to the touch
*to the point*
― 乒乓 - read this as a poor and very disgusting euphemism at first
― balls, Thursday, 1 August 2013 06:37 (ten years ago) link
balls!!!
― 乒乓, Thursday, 1 August 2013 06:38 (ten years ago) link
lol
― kaiju rolling stone cover (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 1 August 2013 06:52 (ten years ago) link
― HOOS next aka won't get steened again (Hurting 2), Wednesday, July 31, 2013 10:53 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― what does ;_; mean in remorse code (m bison), Wednesday, July 31, 2013 10:54 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
lol burn
― R'LIAH (goole), Thursday, 1 August 2013 16:29 (ten years ago) link
has there ever been a greedier generation? they never want to die. kinda surprised that the stock image on google when you search BABY BOOMER isn't just two people laughing in a pile a money.
― scott seward, Thursday, August 8, 2013 9:35 AM (28 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― carlos danger zone (mh), Thursday, 8 August 2013 15:05 (ten years ago) link
Arlo is constantly craving sexual congress from his wife Janis.
― pplains, Friday, August 9, 2013 9:24 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Dan I., Friday, 9 August 2013 17:28 (ten years ago) link
This thread is updated way too often.
― Charlie Slothrop (wins), Friday, 9 August 2013 18:35 (ten years ago) link
t-bomb
― what does ;_; mean in remorse code (m bison), Friday, 9 August 2013 18:39 (ten years ago) link
Fuck the haters.
― jaymc, Thursday, May 26, 2011 9:24 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Dan I., Friday, 9 August 2013 19:21 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAFZnvTfFAs
― HOOS next aka won't get steened again (Hurting 2), Friday, 9 August 2013 19:29 (ten years ago) link
Dan that wasn't aimed at you in particular, it was aimed at several posters on general
Including you
― Charlie Slothrop (wins), Friday, 9 August 2013 21:15 (ten years ago) link
http://cdn.discourse.org/assets/emoji/heart.pnghttp://www.animerevolutionteam.net/Gaget/emoticons/graphics/emojis/poop.pnghttps://a248.e.akamai.net/assets.github.com/images/icons/emoji/bomb.pnghttp://cdn.discourse.org/assets/emoji/heart.png
― Dan I., Friday, 9 August 2013 22:57 (ten years ago) link
"wtf" seems to be a commodity these daysit's kinda depressing
― no fomo (La Lechera), Monday, August 26, 2013 10:36 AM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― how's life, Monday, 26 August 2013 14:44 (ten years ago) link
how's life, the umar farouk abdulmutallab of tbombers
― There are a lot of subjective opinions (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Monday, 26 August 2013 14:47 (ten years ago) link
Most of my truth bombs have been bombin'. Sorry that one was fizzle yield for you or whatever.
― how's life, Monday, 26 August 2013 14:52 (ten years ago) link
lol nilmar
― rooibos in disguise (wins), Monday, 26 August 2013 15:03 (ten years ago) link
yeah, he's really droll
― how's life, Monday, 26 August 2013 15:08 (ten years ago) link
otm
― "Asshole Lost in Coughdrop": THAT'S a story (darraghmac), Monday, 26 August 2013 15:14 (ten years ago) link
Well you're otm there which is a step fwd ;-)
― rooibos in disguise (wins), Monday, 26 August 2013 15:15 (ten years ago) link
Xp shite
― rooibos in disguise (wins), Monday, 26 August 2013 15:16 (ten years ago) link
Funny or Die is basically Walmart. You know you have to go there for something, but you want to leave as quickly as possible.
― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Friday, August 30, 2013 4:00 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Friday, 30 August 2013 20:02 (ten years ago) link
The Led Zeppelin song is very sad. I think it is about the end of a marriage. They don't have sex anymore.
― Zachary Taylor, Monday, September 23, 2013 12:04 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Monday, 23 September 2013 15:52 (ten years ago) link
Admittedly we see an awful lot of dodgy claimants and career benefit fraudsters each day so their perception of the % of 'spongers' or w/e is probably extremely skewed, but even so, they're all cheering and laughing about how certain of our clients are gonna get by now. "About time if you ask me". I just don't get these people, so 'nice' and yet so hateful
― Third Rate Zoo Keepers With Tenth Rate Minds (Windsor Davies), Monday, September 30, 2013 11:22 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― the cat equivalent of love handles (bends), Tuesday, 1 October 2013 19:22 (ten years ago) link
The last sentence, I guess
― the cat equivalent of love handles (bends), Tuesday, 1 October 2013 19:23 (ten years ago) link
I really, really want some Dungeness crabs and a few beers. Right now.
― cops on horse (WilliamC), Friday, October 4, 2013 7:23 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
this, all the time
― call all destroyer, Saturday, October 5, 2013 9:04 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― brimstead, Sunday, 6 October 2013 02:10 (ten years ago) link
i guess i never thought about it like that
― ^^ post obviously honoring and supporting Qualcomm (zachlyon), Sunday, 6 October 2013 02:36 (ten years ago) link
i don't want to hear about anything being "telling" ever again
― goole, Sunday, October 6, 2013 4:21 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― flopson, Monday, 7 October 2013 01:21 (ten years ago) link
kind of get the impression that a number of ilxors have wasted way too many words on talking about music over the years and now find the whole process intrinsically embarrassing,
― when I was Ted Croker man I couldn't picture this (DJ Mencap), Thursday, October 10, 2013 10:34 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― brimstead, Friday, 11 October 2013 19:09 (ten years ago) link