poor Jeff Bridges
what a horribly formed "face"
― "Post-Oven" (DJP), Thursday, 11 July 2013 19:55 (twelve years ago)
<3 some dude
― crüt, Thursday, 11 July 2013 20:09 (twelve years ago)
the dude from big lebowski posted on ilx? what for?
― Picasso Birdman (some dude), Friday, 12 July 2013 01:40 (twelve years ago)
https://twitter.com/ariannahuff/status/357619448569528322
― goole, Wednesday, 17 July 2013 22:21 (twelve years ago)
sheesh
― You pieces of shit. (jjjusten), Wednesday, 17 July 2013 22:42 (twelve years ago)
Shark-sized sado
― SEN. MORBIUS CALLS FOR WATERFACE TO RESIGN (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 17 July 2013 22:51 (twelve years ago)
Every time I see that poster I think "Rhode Island Police Department"
― i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 17 July 2013 22:52 (twelve years ago)
^^^ me too :(
― i guess i'd just rather listen to canned heat? (ian), Wednesday, 17 July 2013 23:32 (twelve years ago)
Peter Serafinowicz @serafinowicz"I keep fuhgeddinaboutit." - Mobster with Alzheimer's
― Neil S, Wednesday, 24 July 2013 08:53 (twelve years ago)
made me lol :(
― There shouldn't be a thread for Dennis Perrin tweets. (stevie), Wednesday, 24 July 2013 09:11 (twelve years ago)
he uses twitter to dabble in shit jokes, it's great
― Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 24 July 2013 09:31 (twelve years ago)
that was funnier to me when I initially misread it as a Michael McDonald joke
― PJ. Turquoise dealer. Chatroulette addict. Andersonville. (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 24 July 2013 13:57 (twelve years ago)
Or does it? in any case this thread doesn't seem to load on zing: help me learn japanese
― Orpheus in Hull (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, July 27, 2013 3:46 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Kanji: James, I'ma let you finish, but Android is the best mobile OS of all time.
(ok ok, I'm sorry, ignore)
― StanM, Saturday, July 27, 2013 4:23 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 27 July 2013 20:25 (twelve years ago)
ouch.
― fervently nice (Treeship), Saturday, 27 July 2013 20:26 (twelve years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/Zpxg4G7.jpg
― Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 31 July 2013 20:30 (twelve years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nWjNgV_6yc
― sassy, fun, and RELATABLE (forksclovetofu), Monday, 5 August 2013 17:09 (twelve years ago)
tbh I'm still back on this:
hat reminds me of this time my friend worked for some sports mgmt co. and was told that "cocoa and iced tea are in the conference room" and went to help herself to a nice beverage and found Coco and Ice-T in the conference room― bell biv devo (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, October 2, 2012 8:21 AM (1 hour ago)Lucky it wasn't Vanilla Ice.― a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Tuesday, October 2, 2012 11:45 AM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalinkco-worker: Vanilla Ice in the conference room.ILXor: Yeah, I'd like to suck on some of that!co-worker: o_O<ILXor goes to conference room, sees it's Vanilla Ice not vanilla ice cream>ILXor: Noooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!― a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Tuesday, October 2, 2012 11:47 AM (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― bell biv devo (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, October 2, 2012 8:21 AM (1 hour ago)
Lucky it wasn't Vanilla Ice.
― a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Tuesday, October 2, 2012 11:45 AM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
co-worker: Vanilla Ice in the conference room.ILXor: Yeah, I'd like to suck on some of that!co-worker: o_O
<ILXor goes to conference room, sees it's Vanilla Ice not vanilla ice cream>
ILXor: Noooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!
― a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Tuesday, October 2, 2012 11:47 AM (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― THE WORINÐLVE (DJP), Monday, 5 August 2013 17:14 (twelve years ago)
otm
― staind in the place where you live (crüt), Monday, 5 August 2013 17:15 (twelve years ago)
every generation has its own "resulting paste"
― THE WORINÐLVE (DJP), Monday, 5 August 2013 17:16 (twelve years ago)
haha isnt that a dupe
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 14:55 (twelve years ago)
<3 snoball
― maven with rockabilly glasses (Matt P), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 15:00 (twelve years ago)
livin it up at the joketell california
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, February 24, 2010 2:35 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 15:01 (twelve years ago)
Available on J/K-tel Records.
― slamming on the dubstep brakes (snoball), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 15:05 (twelve years ago)
fun fact: Friedrich Engels' motto was "take it easy".
― Merdeyeux, Saturday, August 10, 2013 10:24 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
continuing the theme of the last one, even
― some dude, Saturday, 10 August 2013 19:06 (twelve years ago)
Noises from daughter's room.Dad bursts in.Daughter: (gasps) Dad!Dad: I support you sweetie! Have an awesome time... carry on...
...just pretend I'm not here.
― Evan, Wednesday, August 14, 2013 12:11 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― MAVEN! (Matt P), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 19:16 (twelve years ago)
O_o
― brian uoeno (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 19:33 (twelve years ago)
gotta be a reference to http://goodmenproject.com/ethics-values/brand-dear-daughter-i-hope-you-have-awesome-sex/
― blinded by aggro (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 19:45 (twelve years ago)
Daughter: Noooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!
― OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLY (DJP), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 19:47 (twelve years ago)
I thought that was pretty cute, actually...
― Fais ce que voudra, occiderai de même (Michael White), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 19:51 (twelve years ago)
xp yes, and it's a harmless and not that badly formed joke but it's very evocative of snoball's masterpiece so i thought it deserved a place here.
― MAVEN! (Matt P), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 19:51 (twelve years ago)
fun fact: Friedrich Engels' motto was "take it easy".― Merdeyeux, Saturday, August 10, 2013 10:24 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalinkcontinuing the theme of the last one, even― some dude, Saturday, August 10, 2013 3:06 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― some dude, Saturday, August 10, 2013 3:06 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
This one isn't a joke.
― Panaïs Pnin (The Yellow Kid), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 20:28 (twelve years ago)
― maven with rockabilly glasses (Matt P), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 15:00 (1 week ago) Permalink
*goes in the conference room, sees that it isn't the hostess pastry*
<ILXor goes to conference room, sees it's snoball the poster not snoball the hostess cake>
― HOOS next aka won't get steened again (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 20:31 (twelve years ago)
argh, meant to delete first line
what a horribly formed 'what horribly formed "joke"' joke
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 20:33 (twelve years ago)
how thread appropriate xp lol
― HOOS next aka won't get steened again (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 20:34 (twelve years ago)
haw
― MAVEN! (Matt P), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 20:53 (twelve years ago)
Noooooo!!
― Pingu Unchained (dog latin), Thursday, 15 August 2013 01:44 (twelve years ago)
Yeah, I'd like to suck on some of that!
― brian uoeno (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 15 August 2013 01:52 (twelve years ago)
one of the best things about the snoball's Vanilla Ice sketch is that there's only three lines of dialogue and TWO of them are things no human being would ever say
― brian uoeno (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 15 August 2013 04:39 (twelve years ago)
it's so perfectly horribly formed
― I tweeted too much and I am in jail. (crüt), Thursday, 15 August 2013 19:23 (twelve years ago)
went back to the source and I'd forgotten how hilarious DJ Mencap's response was
― OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLY (DJP), Thursday, 15 August 2013 19:32 (twelve years ago)
I often say to my family "Let's go get italian ices, because I'd really like to suck on some of that"
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Thursday, 15 August 2013 19:38 (twelve years ago)
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, February 24, 2010 2:35 PM (3 years ago)
I actually sing this to myself sometimes
― not some dude poking a Line 6 pedal with his dick (sarahell), Thursday, 15 August 2013 19:46 (twelve years ago)
― brian uoeno (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, August 15, 2013 5:39 AM (15 hours ago)
So on that basis do you think I could get a job as scriptwriter for the next Star Wars movie?
― slamming on the dubstep brakes (snoball), Thursday, 15 August 2013 20:29 (twelve years ago)
such a horribly formed place
― blinded by aggro (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 15 August 2013 20:30 (twelve years ago)
co-worker: Metering data in the conference room.ILXor: Yeah, I'd like to suck on some of that!co-worker: o_O
<ILXor goes to conference room, sees it's metering data for the entire campus, not individual building metering data>
― slamming on the dubstep brakes (snoball), Thursday, 15 August 2013 20:31 (twelve years ago)
okay lol
― OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLY (DJP), Thursday, 15 August 2013 20:32 (twelve years ago)
"such a horrible formed place" tbh made me lol
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Thursday, 15 August 2013 21:02 (twelve years ago)
― Panaïs Pnin (The Yellow Kid), Wednesday, August 14, 2013 4:28 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
haha wow i really just thought it was a strained eagles/engels pun
― some dude, Monday, 19 August 2013 01:27 (twelve years ago)
ha, yeah, it was reality making that strained pun for me!
― SKYLER FFS SKYLER SKYLER SKYLER (Merdeyeux), Monday, 19 August 2013 07:41 (twelve years ago)