ok i lold
― Matt Poop (Matt P), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 17:27 (thirteen years ago)
It almost seems like one of the Onion's slideshows, except this one is real.
― pplains, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 17:31 (thirteen years ago)
yeah but what is REAL
― i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 17:41 (thirteen years ago)
CHURK-CHACK! One bang bullet locked and loaded.
― how's life, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 18:15 (thirteen years ago)
no I think it was basically supposed to be onionesque, only it had the added (unintended?) feature of subtly lampooning the Voice's decline.
― i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 18:23 (thirteen years ago)
fully intended, just poorly considered
― i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 18:49 (thirteen years ago)
idk I thought it worked
― i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 18:50 (thirteen years ago)
jesus christ at the link to maura's not even that old piece being there also
― balls, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 20:38 (thirteen years ago)
seems like a play (satire? rip off?) of the bangable dudes in pro cycling (which I think was uh a leader in the bangable blogs?)
― well if it isn't old 11 cameras simon (gbx), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 21:46 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knohDiCp9fg
― caek, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 21:55 (thirteen years ago)
jesus christ at the link to maura's not even that old piece being there also --balls
why Jesus Christ isn't linking to it sort of the neon "get it" sign
― BIG HOOS aka the denigrated boogeyman (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 4 July 2013 03:50 (thirteen years ago)
would've liked "surprising french restaurant guy" better if it had ended with him shivving the cameraman
― i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 4 July 2013 04:19 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rz2szLxyBPs
― worldstar (am0n), Friday, 5 July 2013 14:48 (thirteen years ago)
"subtly lampooning."
― stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Friday, 5 July 2013 16:36 (thirteen years ago)
"Worst News ..." The YouTube account associated with this video has been terminated due to multiple third-party notifications of copyright infringement.
:/
― Je55e, Saturday, 6 July 2013 02:16 (thirteen years ago)
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i was worried with the last one where he's operating that industrial mandoline
― caek, Saturday, 6 July 2013 03:33 (thirteen years ago)
yeah, on rewatching that, what an asshole to scare him when he has his hand near a moving blade
― i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 6 July 2013 03:49 (thirteen years ago)
why was he so frightened every time though? surely after the third fourth or fifth time he's expecting his co-worker to be a jumping-out-from-behind-the-door douche (my little brother certainly did, when we were kids)?
― my eventual wife (stevie), Saturday, 6 July 2013 10:04 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfQ4t2E7iAU
― 乒乓, Saturday, 6 July 2013 21:37 (thirteen years ago)
Jumping Frenchmen of Maine
― Plasmon, Sunday, 7 July 2013 03:44 (thirteen years ago)
wkiw scared norwegian guy
― how bad could it be to be stuck to the couch, forever... (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 7 July 2013 06:27 (thirteen years ago)
wnkiw scared guy
with absolutely no evidence, i'm going to say he's faking it. he reminds me of this kid in middle school who faked tripping over his shoelaces, and then when i pretended not to notice and didn't say anything, he "tripped" over his shoelaces again just a minute later.
― Z S, Sunday, 7 July 2013 20:01 (thirteen years ago)
ws his colleague
― Matt Poop (Matt P), Sunday, 7 July 2013 21:36 (thirteen years ago)
"he likes being the centre of attention" - - - ZS otm
― pplains, Sunday, 7 July 2013 22:46 (thirteen years ago)
i think he's sincere (though obv he like being the center of attn, they said as much in the clip), i've known ppl like that w/ bizarrely ott easily triggered fear responses. there was one women who used to work in the lab w/ us that's the only adult i've ever known that could be routinely scared by fake snakes/mice. i have a dog who's like this also.
― balls, Sunday, 7 July 2013 23:26 (thirteen years ago)
jumping frenchmen of maine wiki link is very informative
― how bad could it be to be stuck to the couch, forever... (forksclovetofu), Monday, 8 July 2013 00:26 (thirteen years ago)
the sunset is really nice outside my window right now
― Treeship, Monday, 8 July 2013 00:30 (thirteen years ago)
http://25.media.tumblr.com/9c0a2e8008db88461604bbf8dc40722d/tumblr_m9oxwtDluo1ry6msio1_r1_500.jpg
― 乒乓, Wednesday, 10 July 2013 00:10 (twelve years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/ImkRTxk.jpg
― 乒乓, Wednesday, 10 July 2013 00:32 (twelve years ago)
lol
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 10 July 2013 01:06 (twelve years ago)
i remember a really sad evening eating alone at the macaroni grill in boulder. i was pretty lonely that summer, and my gf across the country called and was angry with me for no reason and yelled at me and hung up so i was like fuck it, i'm going to the macaroni grill. something about looking over the menu for the perfect red wine was just awful.
― Z S, Wednesday, 10 July 2013 01:25 (twelve years ago)
the macaroni was excellent however
it often is, at the macaroni grill
― 乒乓, Wednesday, 10 July 2013 01:31 (twelve years ago)
There's a scene out of The Good Ol Summertime where Judy Garland's sitting in a restaurant alone, and the mustached man at the next table drops his monocle in disgust.
― pplains, Wednesday, 10 July 2013 01:38 (twelve years ago)
Watched that movie on acid nearly 20 years ago. Think about it every day.
― pplains, Wednesday, 10 July 2013 01:39 (twelve years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjysEphoZX8
― balls, Wednesday, 10 July 2013 02:02 (twelve years ago)
Wow when did larry david film that?? Looks old
― 乒乓, Wednesday, 10 July 2013 02:04 (twelve years ago)
it's from the 80s iirc
― balls, Wednesday, 10 July 2013 02:13 (twelve years ago)
man, remember the 80s?
Haha yeah. Crazy times
― 乒乓, Wednesday, 10 July 2013 02:15 (twelve years ago)
baaaa-aa-aa-aa-aa! baaa--aa-a-a-a-aah!
― Z S, Wednesday, 10 July 2013 03:36 (twelve years ago)
dining out alone is good when you want to feel sorry for yourself
― i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 10 July 2013 04:29 (twelve years ago)
you left out the 'r' and the 'k' from that first word.
― pplains, Wednesday, 10 July 2013 04:50 (twelve years ago)
my store should hire that fishing lady as a buyer; she looks p good at that
― shohreh aja/danteloo (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 10 July 2013 13:01 (twelve years ago)
mmm love grilled macaroni
― we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Wednesday, 10 July 2013 16:29 (twelve years ago)
eating alone at restaurants can be great! especially in like diners. for breakfast. and if you have a good book. it's a treat imho.
― we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Wednesday, 10 July 2013 16:30 (twelve years ago)
otm
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 10 July 2013 16:32 (twelve years ago)
Here's that Judy Garland scene. I especially remember the green hat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AB_pLVXjjwQ
― pplains, Wednesday, 10 July 2013 16:38 (twelve years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQ7CNUuoe3E
― andrew m., Wednesday, 10 July 2013 19:40 (twelve years ago)